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I have been stuck on the potty pooping my brains out for almost 2 hours.

I don't know what is happening. I think I'm dying. I am starting to feel dehydrated and have a Charlie horse in my calf and feet are curling and cramping.

What do it do. I can't get away from the potty for more than 5 minutes then rush right back. Please help I think I'm actually dying here

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drink strong black tea (earl gray etc) to kill intestinal bacteria, and drink oral rehydration solution (8 tsp sugar 1tsp salt in 1 liter of water)

https://www.britannica.com/science/oral-rehydration-therapy

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Have you tried drinking water?

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Yes. I can't hold it down. Comes right out.

Imodium I took a few hours ago not helping either.

I think this is it Drama Bros. I'll go out shitposting here till the end, but I think I'm seeing the light. Please remember me

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Immodium doesn't help? Oh jeez you're fricked

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Go get prescription meds

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You shouldntve stuck so much stuff up your butt. :marseydisagree:

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expandin buttplug prevents dehydration

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:#marseyawardretard2:

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