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Ugh, if only I could catch whoever does this (edit: not pick-up their dog poop) at my place! (237)
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I have mulch, I sprinkled vinegar, I grew green onions, I tried motion activated sensors, I sprinkled pepper, I put down pointy rocks, I ran the gamut to deter the cat. (1389)
In my world not only are you the AH you are also the lowest lifeforms and a world class POS. (-106)
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Why kill the cat because it's owner's an idiot? I guess we're all just living in your world and need to adapt or perish. (-53)
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People like you are why society is so miserable. He already tried talking to the neighbor who couldn't care any less. Quit making excuses for shitty pet owners who have no regard for their neighbors! (-4)
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Where the heck do you live? Basically all outdoor cats I have ever known were at least 15 when they died. Do people shoot them in your neighborhood or something like that? (17)
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Being a redditor justifies the death sentence but if it didn't, kidnapping your neighbor's pet would
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cats are disgusting
worthless creatures that should 
be gassed en masse. cat holocaust 
2025
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This is a cat appreciation website
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bait used to be believable
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Not really
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Cats kill rats and pigeons
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Cats are based and all Redditors are massive cute twinks. Kidnapping your neighbors pet and sending it to a shelter is really fricking dramatic though. It didn't happen, but if it did that's a giga power move. I'm not sure who to root for here.
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except the marsey
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Im with the OP. If the cat is chipped, the c*nt neighbor will get it back soon enough, if not its his own fault and something like that bound to happen when he lets the hecking kittyrino roam around outside. Also for not spaying it. Which hopefully the shelter will do at least.
If its a kill shelter thats a pretty peepee move and uncalled for, but we dont know that.
Also the OP created the drama and for that alone I'm on his side.
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Should have kept his cat on his property
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Lol xhe are one of those cute twinks that spams unnecessary passive aggressive messages to local subreddits: "reminder don't drink and drive y'all!"
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Yeah you can tell what type of person they are even if it's justified
Reporting people for not cutting their grass
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Well, and I thougjt the OP was based for once
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My cat brings me dead birds sometimes
I'm basically a children's TV show villian
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I brought my cat to a cottage once and he brought a live mouse onto our bed and put it between us. I woke up cuz he was making noises and then the mouse jumped over me and cat barrelled over the bed after it
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Before I stole my cat from my neighbors he chased a mouse into my apartment. The mouse hid in my bathrobe and then bit me when I tried to pick it up to take it outside.
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So Thats how you got the aids...
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Based kitty
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There are like a gazillions stray cats, who cares. Do you care if a homeless person suddenly disappear tomorrow?
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I wish if you put homeless in a shelter they were killed a week later
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No, but cats are cute and homeless people are gross.
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Also, intentionally letting an intact cat outside should get you life in prison, that's BIPOC behavior.
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If a cat ever does this to my house, I'm trapping it and sending it to
@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM
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As opposed too?
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neutered (doesn't mark, stable mood, doesn't search for mates all the time, doesn't create random stray cats)
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Aka redditor in cat form
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circumcised cat
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based we need more neighbors like catcatchy here
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LMAO some degenerate "outdoor cat" lady burned my fake internet money oh noooo now how will my neighborhood songbirds be murdered by random housepets if you take away my coins nooo
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Dw king I sent you a reimbursement for having the correct opinion
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Thanks and namaste
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I'm shocked a bunch of redditors would think dealing with their literal shit is someone else problem.
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Marsey hates you because of something you did, not because it's just a cat. For a cat to specifically target your home- nah bro you're the problem. This isn't petty revenge at all- Do better at life and maybe Marsey will like you
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Option 1: Do better at life and maybe Marsey will like you
Option 2: get rid of the inferior animal
I know what Id choose
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Redditors will talk about how they would punt a
toddlercrotch goblin for looking at them wrong, and then will seethe endlessly about their hecking furbabies beingslightly inconveniencedhecking mentally abused.Why would you admit this
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@Fresh_Start would support a law that requires that pitbulls and other pets proved too have attacked a person be skinned alive in front of the owner and the owner be shot if they try too intervene. You're furr-slur isn't human it doesn't deserve human rights and it is a moral duty too value the dogs life below that of the lowest man in the world. Police dogs included.
Jewish lives matter.
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Then the pet owner will just shoot the gunman BEFORE the flensor
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You restrain them first obviously.
Jewish lives matter
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Absolutely based. If you let your cat roam free you agree to it being run over or put out of its misery by the people it annoys.
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But if you kill someone's cat, do you know what you're agreeing to?
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Of course, but since I think I am smarter than cats Im willing to take the risk
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You should find out first
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Snapshots:
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Get a doorbell camera. After I shared on our subdivision's FB page that we had one, no more dog poop in our front yard.:
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That cat hates you because of something you did, not because it's just a cat. For a cat to specifically target your home- nah bro you're the problem. This isn't petty revenge at all- it's catnapping. Do better at life and maybe cats will like you:
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In my world not only are you the AH you are also the lowest lifeforms and a world class POS.:
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why risk your cat getting poisoned, hit by a car, sick, infected, infested, killed by other feral cats, killed by a dog, killed by a coyote, killed by a bird of prey, killed by a fox, killed by a raccoon, killed by a human, killed by a prey animal fighting back, or getting lost or trapped?:
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No, cruel, emotionally unsafe humans as YOURSELF make this world a worse place. How unkind of a human you must be, I feel bad for those around you. You have no empathy.OP, is also a horrible person. He literally sentenced a cat to death. That cat will be put down within a week at a kill shelter. All shelters this time of year are at full capacity. The cat did nothing wrong and now will die terrified after being taken from his home and locked in a 5x5 cage until he's sentenced to death. You are literally saying OP was RIGHT to do this then you have the nerve to insult the person above and call them "miserable" for having empathy. This is a living breathing animal who experiences pain and hurt and loss and was doing cat things, and was raised by a bad cat owner so it's not his fault, yet being sentenced to death for being who he was created to be.:
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Your personal anecdotes don't really mean anything. But since you are bringing them up, I live in a city/suburb where people "own" outdoor cats. We do not shoot cats, we don't poison cats, we don't have coyotes patrolling the area. I see a cat plastered on the road literally every single week. I literally only travel the same roads (2 miles) ever. So this one single path has around 30-60 dead cats a year. I had an outdoor cat get killed right in front of my house as a child by a car at night. The cats fight each other, they are killed by cars, diseases, etc. I'm not sure how old the outdoor cats live because usually one day they're just gone, don't really have any bodies to find. The statistics tell the same story, so for every 15 yo outdoor cat you know, I know 50 dead young cats on the street. Horrible sight to see literal kittens dead for no other reason than humanity who let them end up like this.:
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