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:marseystarbucks: /r/starbucksbaristas: "we're so tired of homeless people overdosing in our stores". Also /r/starbucksbaristas "noo you can't ban homeless people from our stores, they're people too :soycry:"

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1i0x0r4/new_coffee_house_code_of_conduct/

								

								

The new Starbucks CEO announced that Starbucks isn't a free hangout space anymore. That means you can only be in a Starbucks if you pay for something. This stops homeless people from living in a Starbucks and getting:

  • Free water

  • Free restrooms

  • Free all-day hangout space

A common complaint on /r/starbucksbaristas is that the staff are tired of having to deal with homeless people - they spend all day in the stores, lock themselves in the bathroom for hours at a time while shooting up, and they often have to call the police. For example:

we STILL get annoying incidents, because our DM told us we cannot deny the bathroom to anyone unless in extreme situations. so even when a homeless person wants the restroom, we have to let them in, and most of them take anywhere from 40 mins to an hour in the restroom and it's our only restroom. so partners AND other customers are stuck waiting. we've had to call the police multiple times because they refuse to come out or are doing hard drugs inside. someone has left needles in there before. it's a weird situation.

So you'd assume that there would be unanimous happiness at this news? You're wrong! The thread is 99% against this change.


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:soycry: water is a human right and the private company that I work for must supply it for free!


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The third place is a concept for paying customers, it's not a social club for the homeless.


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Banning homeless people from keeping pets is the right option here.


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I'm not going to sit in a Starbucks if there's a :marseystinky: in the corner.


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I'm waiting for the lawsuits!


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lol no it's about making Starbucks a decent place to be a customer again.


I'd give anything to not be shadowbanned on /r/starbucksbaristas anymore. These guys piss me off so much.

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I personally cannot wait until the day where contempt for asocial parasitic r-slurs becomes a virtue again.

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1. Take all the beggars (the "homeless") to camps

2. Allow rich people to auction for permits to hunt them to death on live tv

3. Libs and softies will pay millions apiece to deny good-faith hunters permits

4. Solve the homeless problem

5. Solve the budget deficit

6. Solve the entertainment / tiktok issue

!chuds subscribe for more 140+ IQ takes

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You're only 142 IQ? :marseysmug3:

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COOMpete with this you strags

R-SLUR STRENGTH

!chuds Reject the high IQ virgin. Embrace the low IQ chad.

The test also asked me about my mtbi preference. I wanted to say straight but it wanted some gay butt 4 letter (which wasn't COOM). So I took that test too.

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isn't this still smarter than the average sexy Indian dude !chuds


dude bussy lmao

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:#marseyclown2talking: :!#marseywave2:

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Better yet, make it more like that book/movie "The Running Man" but instead of people physically hunting the "contestants", livestream it on twitch and let bideo g*mers bid for playtime slots to hunt them with kamikazi drones and survivors can be donated to Ukraine for conscription. :marseyfatrick#:

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What's your r-slur IQ though? Mine is 174. !r-slurs

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Ew... Low spatial IQ is a hard pass.

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i hate smart people

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smart man

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ew + wheelchair + glasses + weird voice + frown + atheist

down syndrome man

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famous actor + rich + fricked jennifer aniston + happy + christian

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