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Guardian readers shocked and appalled when they realise they are the 1% they've been complaining about
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Posted this on leopards ate my face. Redditors really did not like it.
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Man they really do not get the concept of people outside the USA existing.
/u/WhatEvenIsLifeThis is really not happy about it
Edit: lmao he blocked me as soon as I pointed it out
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Because the whole " the state should take care of everyone and act as a charity for every junkie and r-slur", falls apart on a global scale.
Redditors hate to be reminded of it but they like everyone else in this world are nationalists to some degree. If they weren't they wouldn't be advocating spending money on universal healthcare for the US they'd be telling everyone we need to give it to kids in Africa because their need is greater or something.
!chuds
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Banned for saying you posted something on reddit and then never provided the link
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Link?
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Interesting.
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Honestly that thread could make a whole new post here
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Most of it is just r-slurred cluelessness. Not funny enough for a post here, I think. You're welcome to if you want tho.
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luigi pfp llol
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Luigi probably had enough money to dump into his back pain, he was just heroically fricked in the head. He was just too many reddit threads deep to end up shooting a bunch of doctors instead.
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Too many Reddit threads would just make someone turn the gun on themselves, Luigi was a Xitter BIPOC who knew his ops (random health insurance CEO that wasn't even his insurance provider) was lackin (walking down the street)
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If you back fricks up, sometimes theres nothing you can do about it.
Kinda like Michael Jacksons nose... somethings you just cant come back from
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Tovarish, you say that but why do you have fat stacks of cash with you? Sorry, face the wall
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new unit of measurement just dropped
how many pizzashills of carbon have you used this year, anon?
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And how do you discount the carbon footprint of meat production once the meat is expired?
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The methane emitted by rotting meat actually increases the carbon footprint.
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I think we all knew in our hearts that the answer would involve
being an even worse person than we thought. !enemiesofpizzashill
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Does the methane and sulphur dioxide have put off by an expired tenderloin get factored in as well?
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We're working on methane capture for Pizza's fridge, but he just started ranting about "foids" when the woman delivering the hardware showed up.
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Given that pizzashill eats expired food that would otherwise release methane into the environment in a landfill, he's actually a net carbon sink and basically the Greta Thunberg of rdrama.
Worryingly, I'm unsure which of them will resort to violence to achieve their goals first, and I pray they don't have offspring together as that being would be immensely powerful and malevolent
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What happens when two people with FAS reproduce? Is the baby totally fricked up?
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Pizzashills antisocial behavior, misogyny and industrious thrift combined with Greta's disgust for industrial society and human progress, mixed with a combination of autism, downs syndrome, and FAS genetics would surely create Giga-Hortler: The Additional Chromosome Tyrant. Billions will die.
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They become a person who believes they're a woman
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I keep this handy conversion chart laminated on my desk:
Volume: One Pizzashill = 10cm^3 of perfectly arranged and accounted for arugula
Incelgadro's Number: 6.9x10^420 Death's Head moths stuffed in victims' throats
Sound: The noise produced by one landing gear tire touching down at Heathrow per sigh of relief
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Regardless of your thoughts on CEOs, doctors are absolutely your enemy. They make lawyers look like benign non-parasites. How did they escape the greedy scumbag label societies throughout history rightfully gave them?
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At least lawyers are honest about furthering the goals of their client, doctors try to sell you pills and don't even tell you that they get kickbacks for it.
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The US system of doctors being incentivized to give you as much treatment as possible is still better than the European system of doctors being incentivized to do as little as possible
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I like the Canadian system of doctors being incentivized to euthanize Canadians tho
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I urge every leaf dramatard to fill this out
https://www2.gov.bc.ca/assets/gov/health/forms/1633fil.pdf
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I just think it's funny that Ive got a DNR and it drives literally everyone at the hospital nuts, and Noooooo youre too young for that!!! We have to keep you alive for another couple weeks in a coma to milk more money out of your insurance!
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Yeah people always say "yeah but they have public healthcare which is better than NO healthcare" and I'm like yeah but you go to a fricking clinic missing a finger and they'll tell you to just superglue it closed and gtfo and maybe you can have some ibuprofen
Now the US will airlift you to the Mayo Clinic, may cost 50k, though. You can just never pay the bill
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Darn didn't know we had any hospital CEOs on here
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I'm a premed student
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the gay doctor in philly insisted i get full STD tests...neighbor, i am an incel.
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Best Redactor story in my life: Im at detox and sitting down for lunch with my besties, a bunch of fent addicts, and One of them mentions how the doctor asks how many sexual partners he had in the last 6 months and thats the tea, sis
I say Hey wtf, why didnt she ask me how many sexual partners I had in the last 6 months??? Oh...
and its EVERYTHING
um !followers !friendsofredactor0
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Incels are just temporally embarrassed bottoms tho.
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He thought you were bussy poppin on the side
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omg! Good one
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For a brief window, medicine advanced so quickly and in ways that unambiguously helped people.
That we were so smitten with our doctors and new longevity, we noticed not two cancers bud.
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I'm sorry but the guy who makes 1.3mil/year because he specialized in finger joint replacement surgery the AMA lobbied to get a new billing code for despite dubious clinical value and a statistical increase in insurance costs, drives a Panamera Turbo and cheats on his wife with all the office hoes he exclusively hires based on rack niceness is a healthcare hero who can't be questioned
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It's very strange that amidst all the "murder health industry people" encouragement, the guy who decides to leave you to die if you can't cough up the cash somehow still bears a good reputation.
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Probably because if you piss them off enough, you die lmao
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In the US, it absolutely will get you a middle class life in most of the country.
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In MOST of the country you would be comparably upper middle class. You could afford an upper-median home, two financed new cars and a decent vacation with 2 kids.
In a libtard city you would be towards the bottom of middle class.
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It's poverty level wages in a liberal coastal city.
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In most of the country by geography, there are no people and a miniscule amount of Jobs that would pay $140K. Its kindof irrelevant.
The truth is our wconomy truly is just swirling the drain.
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I'd imagine most people making $140k live in a high col area, such as those libtarded cities.
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If it's just you you can do whatever the frick you'd want and go on vacation and shit anytime so yeah it is pretty sweet
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You can live extremely large on 140-170k/year, I just don't because I'm not r-slurred and actually save money.
Speaking of which is need change the oil in both of my old Japanese cars and do diff fluid on the truck and it's going to be 11 degrees this week because I'm too frugal to pay meth addicts at the quick lube to do it
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I pay the meth addicts $60 to replace 6 quarts of $10 oil in my old japanese car. And they use a machine I dont own to get all the oil out instead of half. Are you even saving money doing it yourself? The quicklube tweakers take a Loss on the pil change to sell you on other shit.
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I don't like other men touching my mechanical things while is sit on the cuck bench in the waiting room
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Based shitbox enjoyer
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They have ones where you can stay in the car now lol
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That's like holding your wife's hand while the bull stretches out her holes
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No I'm actually eating my pizza and playing switch while she's stretched
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How nice of your wife's trainer to pick up a slice of vegan thin crust since he knows you won't eat the Meat Lovers him and the wifey need to carbo-load after their workout sesh
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Wouldn't put it past them tbh, dig far enough back you'll probably find a Palestine flag somewhere in there.
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Um trust the science sweaty?
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/09/16/are-you-in-the-american-middle-class/
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Hey - 20% is NOT 1%. They have much more in common with some trailer trash or section 8 baby factory than they do a billionaire. I'm sure the people make 140K a year would have so much more solidarity in the same room as someone making 15K a year vs a billionaire. Heck, millionaires are part of the 99% too.
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This but unironically, and They would imagine the billionaire is really like just like them on the inside, and The poors, they would be utterly terrified, and They like just wanted to help those black and latinx far away in a theoretical way by voting for Kamala, not actually meet them but its whatever
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I believe the article is referring to the 1% globally. Of which I guess you are if you make over $140k.
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Are you trying to tell Black people how to think?
Very problematic sweaty.
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Fun fact: if elon musk gave away his fortune everyone in the world woud be a billionaire.
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$416B divided by 8B people is $52B. Makes perfect sense!
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Billionaires are hoarding all the resources
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If Elon Fusk also gave everyone their own rocket we'd have made it to the Mars already.
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If Elon Musk gave away his harem we could literally all have our own bastard child that we dont care about until they turn totally into a
and then suddenly use it for political purposes but go off
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This but unironically
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No, no, you're supposed to eat them not me!!!
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Honestly I'm more surprised the global 1% line isn't even lower.
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Thought it would be closer to 100k honestly.
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The US has a population of 330 million and the EU plus has a population of 500 million.
140k per year for the global 1% makes more sense considering the salaries there and size of the American middle class.
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plus like 700m in asia
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I looked it up a while ago and I think $350k puts you in the top 1%. $250k puts you in the top 5%.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Not globally
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Oh I only care about Murrica, not some shithole where $3 a year is a decent salary.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I can't wait for Burger leftoids to finally overthrow evil capitalism so they can live like Venezuelans and learn just how rich they really were.
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"EAT THE 1%"
"WAIT, NOT LIKE THAT"
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Ayana walks for 8 hours each day to fetch water for her village. Sadly, due to the carbon travel budget we used up flying a camera team out to Ethiopia, she must now make the entire round trip without exhaling.
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third-worldcels don't count. woke more correct
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Wow BIPOCs in mud huts don't generate the same carbon as people going to work and not being BIPOCs in mud huts?
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I saw this video that talked about how poor Indians were producing tons of carbon emissions because they use basically campfires to make each meal
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140k is literally minimum wage for any job you need to already know how to do when you're hired
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Median income of the 1% is like 600k yearly though.
You are upper middle class at 140k.
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World 1% versus U.S. 1%, r-slur.
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Nobody outside the USA matters, why pretend otherwise.
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Fair point.
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It's a post about carbon emissions; it would be silly to only consider US carbon emissions
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It would actually be less silly to localize your data to a single country instead of making the stupidly obvious claim that people from industrialized wealthy countries produce most carbon emissions.
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It's obvious that Americans produce more carbon emissions than Nigerians, but non-obvious that Bill Gates produces more carbon emissions than a burger-flipper?
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Because when they come to the USA they'll start mattering.
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no,
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so the entirety of the one percent makes 3 times the brap of one poorstrag?
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Yes, this graph doesn't consider asset value.
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Surprised, but not surprised to learn that I'm apparently part of the 1%.
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I'm too much of a
rn but i remember a few years ago reading that if you have a total household income of more than 30k usd a year you are the 1% can someone check that please ill give you 10 dramacoin
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They're right that 140K doesn't put you in the 1%. It puts you in the 12%, the upper "middle class".
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Read the post again carefully
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I'm cumming for you, and your modestly priced second hand Honda crvs and McMansions on your spacious 1/9 of an acre property.
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Snapshots:
https://instagram.com/p/DEp3znGJEru/:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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