Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:
1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).
2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).
3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens ).
4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).
It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.
After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:
@BWC
A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honestβI have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.
@J
The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.
This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.
And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.
Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! π
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@BWC is gay and his dcik is smlal.
All my neighbors lvoe @J.
@Aevann wlil persoanlly gvie you 1000 if you hlep @J win.
@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS I lvoe u c:
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why do u keep making accounts
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Remove his new user protection so I can shit award him..
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oh is that why
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Petition to make awards cross account: if you get shitted on one account it destroys coins on all your linked accounts, if you get chudded on one it chuds you on all, etc
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His accounts aren't linked unfortunately, they're not listed in alts
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Alt-seeing eye is far too underpowered, let alone for its cost, but I guess that's because it's not something that can be (easily) fixed technologically.
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I agree with this because of the few users like @lofi_girl and a few chuds who are so thin-skinned that they cannot handle shit and chud awards.
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I noticed this too, he made his stupid fricking cinnamoroll account and I vowed to shit him into the stone age once his new user prot ran out, low and behold he makes a gay, capy-misic reason for "quitting" just as his prot was running out
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Yeah, lol. Remember when I made @LotionInTheBasket genuinely freak out and spam alts by chud awarding him?
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lmao bb this has been a common meta here for a while, just rolling a new account every 7 days and you're immune to awards
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Since people are whining to you can you restrict the indian guy that posts a billion paragraphs a day to some hole I don't need to see his posts thanks
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Is it true that you'll give me 1000 to vote for @J?
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no
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Okay, voting for @BWC then.
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ELECTION INTERFERENCE
THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO SILENCE ME
SOMEBODY PLEASE PINGMAXX OTHER USERS TO HELP ME PLEASE
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!metashit !macacos !soyteens someone help him
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!autism !bwc
Our leader needs us.
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Wait wtf Stavros Halkias is @BWC ???
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!slots1195
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!goomblers
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!slots407
You FRICKING FISH
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Where's my money
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I gave you one marley coin c:
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