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  • King_K_Rool : They say the same shit about Babylon 5. :marseykys2:
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Finally finished DS9 like a week ago. I need to talk to everyone who beforehand told me it was the best Trek ever, it's so good, le heckin character development, SO GOOD, way better than TNG, and everyone who midway through kept telling me like NO CARP IT GETS BETTER IT GETS SO GOOD JUST WAIT TIL THE END and carp how can you not like kira carp oh you're only in season _ just wait hehe kira gets so cool carp

That was horrible. With the singular exception of the wonderful TOS time travel tribbles episode, DS9 never once exceeded mediocrity at its very best.

The entire thing was stupid. The entire thing was boring. All of the original characters (exceptions being Garak, Quark, and briefly Nog) were boring and one dimensional. It says a lot when the only actually likable, interesting characters are the two B-listers they pulled from TNG (O'Brien, Worf).

Avery Brooks can't act. None of the cast could act. It's like they were directed to play someone playing an actor playing their part. And then there's Avery Brooks who had to have been directed to play an actor overacting the part of an actor overacting the part of an actor playing Sisko, a man with a debilitating brain injury.

Sisko wasn't even the worst though, that honor is split between Jake and Kira. Jake would clinch it easily if he had appeared more often (though he still appeared WAY too much) and this fucking episode that Reddit ADORES remains the single worst episode of anything I ever remember seeing. Kira ties him though with the sheer volume of her appearances and how the writers were deadset on having her be this sexpot despite being an aging, fuck ugly hag with some of the ugliest hair ever to grace the 90s, a grating voice and an utterly hateful personality. The mirror universe episodes where she was always in leather are going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

"teehee rom sounds goofy but hes actually a super smart engineer" would have been a funny bit for one episode but they built large swathes of the later series around this. It wasn't cute for very long and Rom is insufferable.

Bashir x O'Brien forced bromance is the most egregious example of what Peter meant when he said something insists upon itself.

Ezri was a horrible replacement for Jadzia and I don't know why we needed a trill for the last season. Just write the character out instead of inserting this pointless therapist bitch with a pixie cut and spending HALF THE SEASON telling us her backstory and showing us who she is.

Bajoran mysticism is fucking retarded and the entire show was built around this nonsensical space magic. Everything about the bajorans sucks. I think there are probably a double digit number of episodes where the premise is "Kira must work with a hated cardassian but what if the cardassian is actually a good guy????" and absolutely none of them were remotely interesting and having Kira be the focal point just made them all the worse.

Absolutely no one wanted 20 episodes of boring ass horrible actor Sisko romancing the ugliest women in the galaxy but we got them anyway

Oh and don't even get me started on fucking Odo and the entire race of shapeshifters

And that sappy fucking bittersweet instrumental music montage of all the Moments throughout the series at the end???? It didn't even come close to earning that fuck OFF

What else

EDIT: OH AND FUCK VIC FONTAINE

!trekkies kill yourselves


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>Everything about the bajorans sucks

Why do you hate Space Palestinians so much? !palestine get him! :palestineparrot: :palestineparrot: :palestineparrot:

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Pretty sure they were Jews given the first of the 93838383 episodes where Kira was soooo subverted and she thought she caught space Hitler but it was actually just a space auschwitz accountant or whatever pretending to be space Hitler because he wanted to die from le guilt


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>goofy mystical religion we're all obliged to respect

>somehow both tragic oppressed victims and bloodthirsty revenge freaks at the same time

>Big Buddy America Federation always going to bat for them over some bullshit

:marseyhmm: you might be on to something... !besties is Bajor actually Israel?

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Don't forget the ugly noses


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Oh for sure Bajor is Isreal. The Maquis are Palestinian and the Ferengi are Arab in general. Romulans were Cold War era Soviets, Klingons were post Cold War Russia, the Dominion was Red China.


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...nah, but the Ferengi are like a literal :marseymerchant: stereotype. There can't be two sets of spacejews.

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The Bajoran had all the cultural and societal components of being a Jew. The Ferengi had the whole space merchant thing which can also be an Arab trait


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