Extra challenge: Be funny

Lmfaooo tasty human u been visit upon by tha ghost of George 😱🦁😱 pass this on to 5 marsey enjoyin neighbors or the ghost of George will eat u in ur sleep tonite bb 😋🍖🍽

One of you has a direct line to @A - and you need to use it.

I'm too obstinate to be intimidated out of anything, but I realize my temperament is something that less than 1% of people have.

If Capy's idea of a "drama" website is one where people can be intimidated into silence, the outcome will be a site where the Stasi will drive out all dissent. This transition to a monoculture is already underway.

I will stay to the end, of course, but I am an outlier, not the mean.

If he needs a shortlist of the worst offenders, that can be easily provided.

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Source is le Stone Toss Chud crying to Rocket Daddy

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1768402045336170640

!nonchuds those !chuds are such buttheads aren't they?

When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the shit out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the shit out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times total.

Whenever I feel sad, and like I have failed to accomplish great things, I remind myself I am not an SRDine, and my mood instantly lifts.

Ngl neighbors been lookin mad cute recently women gotta step their game up

It's like you people want to stay a virgin forever

This is why she left you you fricking cuck

If you ever get into contact with your high school crush make sure to mention that she's all you have dreamt about for the past 8 years

Autism mogged

Dramacels hate women so much they'd rather be friends with men pretending to be women than women themselves

I'm not addicted to gambling, I just want my money back

Don't shame us for taking this seriously, this is all some of us have for a social space in this gay world

Stop posting this fricking garbage you fricking degenerate. I wish the Zionist conspiracy was real so we could fricking shoot your worthless half breed butt into the Sun.

Ask any b-word does she want the chad semitic bearded thick eyebrows arab, or the absolute cute twink little very light skinned "blue eyed" no facial beard germanic

Ruqqoid's ideal woman:
White (optional)
Female (optional)

Out of the cloud of autism, a rational decision emerged

I flirt with women just so I can reject them later down the line

Middle East is like an r-slured tv war show I barely watch.
To you guys it's real life lmaooooooo

I don't like loli
it is disgusting
r*pe though...

Don't be serious, you are going to make me laugh. Do you really think Carp cares about you as a person? He just wants to bolster his followers in rDrama. Even the people there and in ruqqus talk about how annoying you are. Seriously, you're kidding yourself.

Sorry but the new rules state you have to show us your vaccine passport in order to post here

Jesus could have transcribed passages into the Bible that would have ended sexism, racism and slavery forever.
But he didn't

You don't want to date a jewish woman.... I did in college... She wanted me to fast with her and learn hebrew...

I can't get any fricking kitty I'm gonna go on a rampage

How the heck do you frick someone and not realize they are trans? Do you r-slurs see the dangling 6 inch peepee and balls and think "wow this roastie has quite the beef curtains"

rDrama will not survive unless it learns to become multicultural and accept immigrants

This is like a hentai plot where the shy femboy provokes the man (me) into violently fricking him in the mating press, which the femboy was planning to do already from the get go

What if you..... are the girlfriend

You are actually too low iq to get a simple joke.....

You are a good boy. You finally deleted groomercord and disavowed your racist, bigoted past. Now drink my jewish milk baby

Me and the other geniuses cackle everytime you start posting in anticipation of another banger

You will always be petsmart's cumdump

Chuds needs to realize that white women have doomed the white race with their wickedness and that the only way to change this is to lead them by example and transition

One of our mods is a legitimate nazi I feel sick I'll be migrating to SRD soon.

Okay big boy I'm out here getting paper while you're posting in a cat worshipping cult

Whenever I'm alone I repeat the word BIPOC out loud and it calms my anxiety. Before saying BIPOC I used to just make random noises. I switched to BIPOC because it worked better.

We're all white in the nutsack

My husbands gf is my wife

Nooo babe don’t keep yourself safe your abs are so defined!!

If I was a white girl, I'd do anything for bbc

Imagine not having a yearbook photo of your crush in 5th grade that you look at every 2 days what a freak

Darn knowing how feminine you are I reckon you could just grow a vagina without surgery

Brenton Tarrant was just a creature of chaos and vengeance he radiated sith lord energy!!

I like to stick lollipops in my butt so my girlfriend has something sweet to taste when she goes rim mode

The term PAWG is insulting to the white race, please don't use it

That group of ruqqus, SRD, brapbarn and whoever else are a bunch of incels

I dunno whats worse, the idea that a BIPOC can manipulate a girl into doing r*pe RP, or that he doesn't need to because a girl will do it on her own

TrappySaruh is a low T cute looking troid who wouldn't look out of place in a girl band.
And she's less of a femboy than you are.

Just think about like this bro, you are at rock bottom right now so there can only be better days ahead. Start by making small achievements, work your way up, and eventually you will look back on the current you and say "wtf were you thinking".

How many corpses did Carp and Aevann step on to reach their current positions. Have we forgotten the genocide in r/Drama, the cruel oppression by justcool and her group of jannies?! Yet we still let them rule over us whip in hand?! Are we really that masochistic are we really begging for more?!

This is a pivotal moment your gf has been wearing the pants in the relationship this whole time ordering you about like a dog it’s time for you to turn the tables to change the status quo and reassert you masculinity… you must r*pe her

Even your white nationalist fascist nazi leaders acknowledge the science, yet you chuds still hold on firm onto delusions that not even the people you worship believe in

I get fricked in the butt on the daily, I already need to wear diapers. My first one is on the way I'm so excited!

People always talk about how poorly written and unrealistic female characters are but even in real life women are poorly written

@IdioV2 IS RDRAMA'S MOST NOTORIOUS INCEL. HE HAS SEXUALLY HARRASED MULTIPLE CHUDS (INCLUDING ME) WHO WILL RESPOND WITH PICTURES OF THEMSELVES FRICKING/MAKING OUT, WHATEVER WITH A WOMAN.

@IdioV2, THEN COPES BY RESPONDING WITH:

>NEW <INSERT CHUD WHO JUST MOGGED @IdioV2> LORE

HE ALSO PINGS 4 GROUPS TOO DEFLECT FROM HIS SHAME. HE'S DONE THIS EXACT COMMENT MULTIPLE TIMES. HE PROBABLY HAS IT SAVED IN HIS NOTEPAD TOO USE FOR EVERYTIME HE GETS MOGGED.

HE WAS DOING HIS USUAL SHTICK OF GETTING BULLIED BY A CHUD, @NoseSpotter IN THIS CASE.

@IdioV2 COULDN'T TAKE THE BANTZ, CALLED @NoseSpotter AN INCEL, AND @NoseSpotter RESPONDED BY POSTING HIS FOID COVERED IN HIS C*M.

JANNIES KEPT MOPPING UP THE PIC AFTER @IdioV2 HAD A MELTDOWN AND DM'D THEM CRYING.

REMINDER THAT @IdioV2 POSTS PICS OF HIS CROPPED TINY PEEPEE, BEATING OFF TO "WOMEN" WHO POST HERE.

HTTPS://RDRAMA.NET/POST/154282/I-AM-KING-KOOM-AND-THIS

KINGS, LIKE @NoseSpotter POST PICS OF THEMSELVES FRICKING, LMAO.

ALSO, NOTICE @IdioV2'S PATHETIC WATERY LOAD. EVERYTIME HE'S CALLED PUT FOR HAVING DISGUSTING C*M, HE COPES BY CLAIMING HE BEATS OFF 20+ TIMES A DAY.

>YOUR C*M IS DISGUSTING, GET HELP.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, @IdioV2 IS JUST AN INCEL/COOMER, @IdioV2 LITERALLY CAN'T STOP MASTERBATING 24/7, THAT'S WHY @IdioV2'S C*M LOOKS BIZARRE!!!!!!

SHOW MORE

HERE'S THE CHAIN WHERE @NoseSpotter HUMILIATED @IdioV2.

HTTPS://RDRAMA.NET/POST/172245/IT-WAS-NEVER-ABOUT-STEALING-A/4198891#CONTEXT

!chuds, !BIPOCs, !illuminati COME LAUGH AT THE INFAMOUS INCEL IDIOV2 GET ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY @NoseSpotter.

TRANS LIVES MATTER

Reddit had a test run of this phenomenon in 2020 & 2021 when the mods of AgainstHateSubreddits and a bunch of LGBTQ subreddits were targeted with weaponised reporting.

At that time, I called for a sanity check be placed in the “user has been reported -> user gets suspended” pipeline — a human element that could double check that the report was processed appropriately and that the suspension was in fact warranted.

Who knows what they’ve done to address this problem?

Whatever it has been, it’s clearly not been enough, and it has caused a trust thermocline inversion.

Throughout 2022, they did their best to communicate to us that they value moderators - but they haven’t closed this exploit.

It’s been leveraged against moderators, against content producers, etc.

Simultaneously, communities that chronically platform hate speech are unactioned.

It’s been 3 years since they overhauled the Sitewide rules and internal policies. They need to revisit those policies and processes.

I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my Marseys are, okay? I'm the one who draws them. I know how good they are. When Carp draws Marseys he makes SHIT. I draw the gourmet artsy stuff because when I look at it I want to connect with it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Marsey in my Photoshop, it's the dead BIPOC in my garage.

Let me ask you a question. When you came logging on here, did you notice a sign out in front of my site that said "Dead BIPOC Storage?"

You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead BIPOCs ain't my fricking business, that's why!

!chuds promote my snappy

So I just spent about an hour with my face between my SO's buttcheeks, and I can't describe my state of mind as anything other than butthole drunk. My nose was buried in asscrack, and that was all I smelled (and still smell) for an hour. Fresh air feels unnatural to me right now. My head is swimming. Ears ringing. Eyes glazed over. My mouth is saturated with the taste of butthole. My heart is fluttering and I am still throbbing. Butthole did this to me. In my mind all I can think about is butthole, sucking it, tasting it, smelling it. Everything is butthole to me right now, and it feels so right. Does anyone else get this fricked up from butthole?

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnalOnlyLifestyle/comments/17pthke/does_anyone_else_get_butthole_drunk?sort=controversial

I feel like that has to be copypasta, but idk that sub really is that degenerate.

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Here's another from him

If you want to take s*x to another level, press your nose against you girl's butthole before s*x. Take deep, purposeful breaths of her butthole. If you've never done this before, it will be very intense, and your brain will be telling you stop doing it, but ignore it. Feel it sting your airways and turn your brain mushy, it's a good thing. Do this for several minutes, and then notice how insanely hard you will be. Not only will your peepee be able to take better care of her butthole, but your mind will be complete obsessed with anal. The scent won't leave your nose for a while, so go ahead and give her the best buttfricking she's ever had!

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnalOnlyLifestyle/comments/17t08ul/protip_for_guys_inhale_asshole_before_anal_sex?sort=controversial

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!coomers !r-slurs

Rule #1 of moderating a website:

Do Not Trust Screenshots

Do Not Trust Screen Captures

Screenshots are trivial to fake

Screen captures are trivial to fake

https://twitter.com/basedpeppa/status/1775278582438453425

You talk about whites like I talk about Jews. We're both so close to the edge of our respective political horseshoe; wanna date?

DUDE! we're LITERALLY MONKEYS. on a ROCK! in SPACE!!!!! WOWZA! THERE'S a BALL of LIGHT in the SKY!!!!!!! BONKERS!!!! BINGORINOS!!!!!

the recognition of a post-nut clarity implies not only the existence of a pre-nut confusion, but also a mid-nut learning experience

how about the 20+ quotes I submitted in the last snappy thread? do you jannies even realize the hard work I put into transcribing my favorite memes just to be ignored? mocked? ridiculed even? maybe its time for new leadership on rdrama, because this culture of admin abuse seems to be actively encouraged by aevann himself

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your master's degree is going to be worth potty paper once your employers find out that your nudes are all over the Internet. They might be willing to excuse revenge porn or some casual nudeposting, but no reputable employer is going to hire or keep somebody who literally spams porn pics of themselves with their face included to the internet every day and has numerous public records of s*x chat to strangers. That's a PR or HR disaster waiting to happen. There are more than enough people with the same qualifications who aren't worth the risk or damage to the company's reputation.

People think its the homeless pooping on the streets of San Francisco but I was an employed software engineer making 6+ figures and pooped on the street one time since I could find a restroom.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37446214

hahaha...Only if you could feel half of what we feel, you would sit in the corner crying all day long. You won't even able to withstand our pain. And then you would understand that all INFPs are fighting emotional wars every day and night, and a mature INFP is the strongest kind of person in the world, not physically but mentally, cuz we already have faced so many more wars than others.

context https://old.reddit.com/r/infp/comments/r1wggv/tw_entj_boldness_show_me_you_are_not_the_biggest/hm16bz1/?sort=controversial

Marx was wrong, the next stage after capitalism is a grift-based economy where nobody actually has a job and money just changes hands in an endless feedback loop of people grifting and e-begging.

Like how the frick is cyber bullying real, neighbor just walk away from the screen, like neighbor close your eyes.

I can't find the original but it went like that.

I'm actually blind so I have a program that scans webpages and sends it to my auto-braille machine. When I read your comments it also gives me a rough estimation of what you look like and right now it's saying that you're fat and gay.

Carp would have loved this if he was still alive.

Brevity is the soul of wit, and the death of rdramastrags