Extra challenge: Be funny

Are you aware of the Signing of the 2D3 Mutual Protection Treaty? I suppose you're not. Very well - in the year 2016, 8chan /x/ first discovered sapient 2D lifeforms. We initiated first communications, but the phase-unevenness of our physical forms prevented direct contact. In 2017, scientists on both sides of the divide came to the conclusion that 2D completes us in the 3D phase, and vice versa. To this end, a Mutual Protection Treaty was signed, ensuring that we would provide these beings with protection, in exchange for completion. You call them 'pedophillic, infantilizing" and seek to eradicate them for the "crime" of offending your puritarian sensibilities. And we will respond to this unprovoked attack against our true nakama with total genocide. Consider this a fair warning - we will not hesitate to exterminate your kind to protect those beings who reached out to us, and finally gave us peace.

To serve papers you first need to catch a flight to Domodedovo International. After that you need to go to Kazansky railway station, and catch 392У train. It leaves every day at 12:20 sharp, so do not be late.

Route is very simple, you need to ride it all the way to Chelyabisnk, do not fall asleep or someone might take your papers. You will arrive at 08:00. You will then have to walk north towards АО ЧЭМК industrial plant. On the horizon you will see two big piles of mine tailings, you want the street that runs between them. When you see a gas station that looks like a flying saucer, you are nearly there.

I will meet you on the street opposite of that station, please wear a pink hat, yellow tshirt and blue jeans so I can recognise you.

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“On this sub we can always count on you to show up and say something fricking stupid and backwards.“

The prophet Muhammad (pbuh) before marrying that harlot Aisha, was well known as a buggerer of young boys and a catamite to various African visitors to Arabia.

He killed a p-do. If the Onion were still funny it would have followed ii this trial with “Rash of Kyle Rittenhouse copycats devastate Child molesters community.

Child molesters all over America are scared as doughy losers, troubled babyfaced young men, and High school dropouts are abandoning school shootings as the path to fame and notoriety since they realize that they too cam become beloved heroes by bagging themselves a chomo. “It's not safe on the streets,” says Tim O'Boyotoucher, a former Catholic priest now counseling “at-risk youth” in the homeless camps of San Francisco following a short prison sentence “It's open seasons on MAPs.” Henry Smalls, an obese anime fan, furry, and fat rights activist currently in traction at the Joe Paterno memorial hospital agrees. “I was talking to this cute little loli by the schoolyard and trying to get her into my Obi-San van when a group of baka baras pulled up and unloaded a full clip at me. If I hadn't studied the blade and mastered ninjutsu, I'd be dead.” When reached for comment the school principal, who asked to remain anonymous on threat of lawsuit, disputed this and claimed that Mr. Smalls had been assaulted by a little league baseball team. Clearly , Kyle's cruelty has even corrupted our youth. Hugh j. Peepee , head of the local Pride organization told us “It's not my problem” and that we should “Get out of my house before I call the cops”.”

Something like that but actually funny.

Again you go yapping things I don't know or care to know what they mean.

And while I'm glad my low-effort, thoughtless lunch break commentary warranted inviting your meta clique here, I'll ask to be kept out of it. Most people are here to be entertained, not bored to death

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.

source: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1c8vefq/two_big_chances_for_jackson_both_saved_by_ortega/l0hfzu9/?context=8&sort=controversial

Dong activated

I won 3rd place in a short story contest at my uni. It was about a rich white boy who enlists to fight vietcong to rebel against his white man and adopts an old black man as his surrogate father and becomes distraught when his surrogate father gets shot by a vietnamese and war crimes them and then finds out his surrogate black father was actually shot by racist southern white boys because he outranked them so he shoved one into a tiger trap and watches him bleed out and the story ends. Moral of the story? Didn't have one. Just wrote bullshit that was mostly coherent. Captivating to California literary college wokescolds who afraid of war and violence? Absolutely. Prize? $25 gift card to Jamba Juice.

I grew up reading about how booth babes didnt like sweaty weird guys and I was like "darn, I want to dress up as a scantily clad cheerleader and have fat ugly guys c*m on my face"

Born too early to deploy to the Middle East.

Born too late to deploy to the Middle East.

Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

Brevity is the soul of wit, and the death of rdramastrags

Hes back!!!1!11!!11

After Kim Jong Un gained all that weight America saw him as an ally

I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my Marseys are, okay? I'm the one who draws them. I know how good they are. When Carp draws Marseys he makes SHIT. I draw the gourmet artsy stuff because when I look at it I want to connect with it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Marsey in my Photoshop, it's the dead BIPOC in my garage.

Let me ask you a question. When you came logging on here, did you notice a sign out in front of my site that said "Dead BIPOC Storage?"

You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead BIPOCs ain't my fricking business, that's why!

!chuds promote my snappy

https://twitter.com/basedpeppa/status/1775278582438453425

You talk about whites like I talk about Jews. We're both so close to the edge of our respective political horseshoe; wanna date?

I just received my first vagina monologue which is a voice foids hear once a month which can cause BPD if they don't ignore it and I think that means I am ready to be initiated into your order so I can learn the greater mysteries and I would like to request approval to the biofoids ping group.

When snappy says "this is an amazing thread, I'm going to read every reply " they should randomly upvote/downvote every reply

https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/262714/me-showing-off-rdrama-irl/6285616#context

One of you has a direct line to @A - and you need to use it.

I'm too obstinate to be intimidated out of anything, but I realize my temperament is something that less than 1% of people have.

If Capy's idea of a "drama" website is one where people can be intimidated into silence, the outcome will be a site where the Stasi will drive out all dissent. This transition to a monoculture is already underway.

I will stay to the end, of course, but I am an outlier, not the mean.

If he needs a shortlist of the worst offenders, that can be easily provided.

Source is le Stone Toss Chud crying to Rocket Daddy

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1768402045336170640

!nonchuds those !chuds are such buttheads aren't they?

pee pee poo poo

https://www.reddit.com/r/emojipasta/top/

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/top/

Luckily, I try to prep for every possible self defense situation that could reasonably come up in a day to day scenario, and this is one of the battle scenarios I drill for on a weekly basis.

Whenever I leave the house I cover myself in copious amounts of lotion and Vaseline in order to skinmaxx and privilegemaxx. This also allows me to break free of grapples easier. Next, 4 hours before leaving my house I'll usually ingest about 50mg of chocolate laxatives before inserting my squat plug as my daily Carry. I always keep my butthole loaded, but on safety hence the squat plug to prevent a negligent discharge.

In this scenario, the women attempting to steal my innocence and purity would be unable to grab me and hold me down. If the lotion and Vaseline dries up, I can remove my squat plug and fire a few rounds, taking out a few of the women and replenishing the lubrication in a 5 foot radius. I'll then put my weapon back on safe and wait to reload in the fetal position from the safety of my shit swamp that I have just created. Rinse and repeat until all threats are neutralized, and I can continue about my day knowing that the threats are over, as I'm already covered in shit and Vaseline.

In my 22 person polycule, agile methodology has proven too inflexible and cumbersome to implement.

We keep ourselves at our best by eliminating the two lowest performers every Thanksgiving. This encourages us to be true owners of our communication, inspiring resourceful collaborative solutions. Our competitive tendencies and policies don't just inspire creativity and good performance; it also injects a lot of exciting tension and attraction into our lifestyle.

While this approach may sound harsh, it's generally a respectful and democratic process that we all prepare for. The votes are collected the day prior, and the polycule lead on rotation informs the affected members/lovers in a 1:1 before breakfast.

We serve a delicious Exgiving potluck where the departing members/lovers express how grateful they are for the opportunity and experience, as relevant. They then pose for headshot photos and we take a group photo which get posted near the Jack Welch self portrait gallery room.

As we nibble on dessert, we each write a note with any parting thoughts, along with a feedback survey and optional consent to be a reference for future opportunities. We also allow the soon to be departed (😔) a 30 minute open mic session to air any grievances but that opportunity has only been utilized a couple of times.

We finish off with one final cuddle puddle, and the recruiting process for the open spots (separate post) commences the following morning, concluding by New Years.

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I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

Carp would have loved this if he was still alive.

But he lived in rDrama which was obviously a white ethnostate with conservative values therefore he didn't wank. The rumors of him pooping pissing and cooming his pants in public were later fabrications made up by members of a certain ethnicity as means of psychological warfare on white people.

This was revealed to me in a dream and if you disagree I'll need you to cite sources.

Oogity boogity ooma ta booma blah haha!

My World War 2 veteran grandpa saw the word “bussy” on a video

Last night he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy” and I asked where he heard that word and he said a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around and saying it was his bussy. Poo shot everywhere as he shook his butt since he can't control his own bowels so I was left a mess to clean up.

I could not find the video but my grandpa is NINETY why is this world so cold 🥲 I mean I laughed out of shock tho. I'm watching his videos now and they're not like that help me.

Stupid c*nt troll still stupid c*nt trolling. And still wrong about the pricing of the house. So, all that's left for you is to keep stupid c*nt trolling.

You're wrong about the house. You're stupid. You're a worthless c*nt. And a hilariously pathetic troll. Keep on stupid c*nt trolling, because stupid c*nt trolls can't control themselves. They have to keep on stupid c*nt trolling. To stop would be to admit what a stupid c*nt troll they've been and shitty quality of their character.

I was working for an agency that managed Rolling Stones and me and another agent buddy were driving them around in and old VW Golf, with three people in front and four in the back. When we got out my agent friend got news he was sacked and I was worried why. I said “don't know, it was Agency” and he misheard and said “yea I know it was my Intelligence”. I was a special agent of sorts and we were tasked with a mission to nuke Iran. we were tossing coins to determine who is gonna press the trigger and be the one to nuke Iran. My friend pulled his lucky coin from his mother (this friend I haven't seen for 25 years) and said who gets tails nukes. I tossed heads, he tossed tails. There were also two more people to toss, but I already started dancing and chanting “I'm not killing babies, I'm not killing babies”

But Crash is not mad. It is, in fact, a terrifyingly sane book. Much like Sade's best work, one senses throughout that Ballard is not crazy. Instead, he is offering a scientific examination of pathology. Sade's works are littered with precise enumerations, lengthy descriptions of beautifully set tables and expensive furniture, the configurations into which bodies may be manipulated for maximization of pleasure—he was, after all, a man of the Enlightenment. Ballard was a man of the atomic age. He experienced World War II up close from the perspective of its victims, and he knew that no sane method could make sense of these events, which ended with the release of a weapon that liquidated hundreds of thousands but likely saved millions. He understood that we can only grasp the chaos of the human psyche by learning to speak its language and to read the signs it has left in the wreckage.

Can I just say how r-slurred this whole "Public Use mode" thing is. I want to BLOCK a hole. IDGAF what kind of mode they use. I don't want to see the content from it. But that's certainly not my main gripe, Why the frick is it considered public use mode if I can't even comment in the hole without joining the house? Maybe I'm just too chuddy to recognize the whole "Gay porn funny bro, its ironic" as a meme, so I'm assuming this is just an oversight.. It's not public use if the public cannot use the hole like any other public friggin hole.

"wave-gay-porn-in-chuddy's-face" USE rather.

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I've been the main moderator of the same community since 2016. This evening, i approved my last comment.

I'm leaving for two reasons:

1 Reddit went public a week ago. I didn't volunteer to work for a publicly traded company, i volunteered to work for a community. As long as i live under capitalism i accept that my labor will generate value for shareholders, but darned if i ever do it for free. (this is not a Faulkner quote)

2 April 1st is coming and i'm scared they might do another /r/place. Doing in /r/place 2022 and 2023 has left me dejected and bitter and i don't want to feel obligated to participate again.

Leaving felt like ripping myself off of something warm i've been comfortably glued to for a long time. Still recommend it for anyone still giving Reddit shareholders free labor

Listen pale skin, and learn about my people.

In the pawnatahni chu-ul-sih language, this website was called "Eks-scha' w' ala bheh", which means "computer website where we discuss the television show Desperate Housewives". My people shared our bandwidth with the white man. But the white man is greedy, and took all the bandwidth, and the domain. Now we have nothing. But we are proud

Make snappy ping ! everyone every once in a while

First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks