BEST 
For me it was many years ago when I finally finally got together with a lad I'd had a crush on for about 3 years. About 2 months after we started seeing each other he invited me to his house. Which is where he committed the unforgivable sin of picking up a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor.
this neighbor sweeping 
I took a man to bed and in the throws of passion he bent me over and as he inserted I did the loudest most drawn out fanny fart in human history. Sounded like a ship coming in to dock. He went as limp as an under-cooked prawn instantly.
Hahahahahaha its called a queef u limey b-word
!fartneighbors vagina fart valid or naw?
Talked about a gay dating website and his obsession with bussy. Then said in a hush tone that "the capybara was a mussad spy" whatever that means. When the check came he threatened me with a "dorg" if i didn't pay.
GOOD 
Interesting how many of these, despite being trivial, are somehow signifiers of unmanliness!
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I spoke to a guy on the phone (from a dating site) - he said I made him chuckle. That was the end of the call for me.
LOL chuckle is such a straggy word almost as straggy as "lol".... IRONIC LOL!!!!!!
he had feminine hands
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A boyfriend used to use the car indicator by gripping it between his thumb and index finger, with the rest of his fingers up in the air. It gave me the completely irrational ick.
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I binned one because he smelled of nothing. No soap, no toothpaste, no body odour, no strags or beer or dust - nothing at all. It was like trying to communicate with a ghost.
It was worse than the one I binned for ordering decaf coffee. No, it isn't just the same only without the caffeine. Or the one I never even considered saying yes to a date with because he vaguely waved a teabag at a cup of watery milk from the opposite end of the staff kitchen before adding 4 heaped spoons of sugar.
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Meeting in the nearest city and rang me to ask where he should park. Ick.
Went to eat at Ginos restaurant, you know the chain. Walked in and he called it posh. ick
Then while waiting for our food, told me he'd never tried wine. Ever. Ick ick ick
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MADE ME ANGRY 
I was instantly planning my exit from a guy who wore a hand knitted jumper his mum had made him on our second date π
i love my mom πΎ
My husband says he's going to go and shower, instead of going to have a shower, and it is one of the many things that make me think I can't live with him much longer
if i am living with someone i do the same thing, so they have chance to go to the bathroom before hand.
its common courtesy when u r living with someone and only have 1 bathroom.
Went to a pub for first date. To pay for the drinks he got a little leather purse out of his pocket and counted out the coins. That shows you how long ago that was when you could buy two drinks with loose change. It was the careful way he counted it. It looked so miserly.
anti semitism!!!!
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I think I told this story before but I once went off a guy for kicking a stray dog. It wasn't even a violent or mean kick, he was trying to stop it making a mess eating out of some garbage. Totally irrational but my lizard brain was all
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Whenever I go on a date I find an animal to hurt in front of her. If she makes a big deal about it I know she's eventually gonna make a mountain out of the mole hill of me beating her.
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Proof that the r in rDrama stands for Reddit
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He wasn't allergic. Like I said, the dog was tearing open a sack of trash outside his building.
Like this but imagine it was a dog instead of a bear, and then imagine it being kicked by a medium-hot data scientist with bangs who kept tropical fish, and then imagine it ran away.
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The benadryl (meds) is for you babe
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What the frick is a dorg?
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dw ab it
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TELL ME NOW YOU FRICKING CUTE TWINK
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you're really cruisin for a dorgin you know that
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Certified dramatard moment
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Frick that ho, I love my mom
Based tricornmaxxed chad
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Wearing tricorn hats, drinking, and throwing violent revolutions is a time-honored tradition. This b-word doesn't know what she's talking about
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Women aren't real, I refuse to believe
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Lmao that's not irrational at all, what a strag
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That's an excellent bit. I'm going to start doing that to frick with any passengers
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random !macacos video found in the wild
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That's the only valid one, major queer energy
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Chorizo is Spanish not french
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Women on the subject of men they are with:
Women on men that wont be getting a second date:
If you want to get laid try listening to women.
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Rather jump out a 6th story window tbhwy
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You gotta be like masc but not too toxically masc, unless you're hot, then you can be even masc-er, but not too masc
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!foidmoment
Yasss kweens dont settle.
This is all you need fr:
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Foids cannot fricking be real
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They are. Just take your blackpills already incel
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No one likes jannies
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Buy a dry vac boys. She'll melt
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Buy a wet vac for after she sees yer dry vac
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ultimate flex, you're absolutely guaranteed to get laid after that
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That's even better because now there's competition
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The
is the most ruthless enforcer of the class system
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Notice how every single one of them involves a moid being kind of nice and caring just doing normal human things?
Foids want to be abused and mistreated. Forget their birthdays, ignore mess until they clean it up and then criticise the standard of the job they did, find things to criticise when they get dressed up, cancel plans with them.
Every foid in that thread was given the agency to break up with a moid and now feels an inflated sense of self. Had those moods treated them as they wish to be treated, the foids would be happier and we would have hundreds fewer uppity foids stinking up the internet.
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If a foid can't create drama she will die
!fellas If everything is going well in a relationship with a foid, that relationship is doomed
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naw its more like women have to play poker and read men to make a judgement on whether they have a good hand.
a women's biologixal sexual value is almost totally revealed in appearance (youth, beauty, estrogenic signs) that is why they focus on makeup, clothing, and will pay for cosmetic surgeries.
a man's biological sexual value is determined on a bunch of variables, much of which are hidden and subjective. Objection: "What about wealth?" Even the most appearant factor, of wealth/social status only determines eligibility for value in stability for raising a child and not their sexual value.
There is a twofold competing biologicam goal for women:
1. to have resourxes & stabibile partner for their offspring.
2. to maximize genetic value of offspring.
Typically, the most valuae genetic male will pursue a non-monogomous approach to mating since they have ability to produce significantly more children which outweighs effects of a hivher chance of a less stable outcome for that offspring.
The low value genetic male will pursue a monogomous relationship because they have little genetic value but can (hopefully) offer stabibility and resources.
Women have the impossible biological imperative of finding both of those men, in one man. Realistically, all women cheat when given a worthwile opportunity unless through the blood of Christ they find salvation.
It also must be mentioned that men directly compete for access to sexual resources based on shared knowledge of rewards, while women must compete with an incomplete understanding of sexual rewards amd so their competition requires more understanding of soxial dynamics, leverage, and understanding.
this is the reason women date more on feel and focus on things like astrology signs while men almost entirely date on appearance.
I could go on forver on thsi topic, but while i personally dislike women, their biological urges are reality same as biological urges that make men watch porn and r*pe are reality. I only find issue with their inability to overcome their urges and find Jesus, but man is not much better.
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u know i like u but if u downdoot another one of my posts we wont be friends anymore
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friendship over -cookie
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Good point. Now explain why their vagina's froth like a rabid possum for violent prison inmates
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Too many words man
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Frick but you type like more of an r-slur than some of the worst users here.
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i have condition that makes motor function in my hand not good.
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!biofoids let's get an ick thread going
My top 2:
-Guy took the day off work to rush his car to the mechanic cus a mudflap was loose. That's 1 screw. You don't even need mudflaps!
-another asked for advice on installing an AC that was angled wrong, I said just use a shim, and he was like "I don't *have" a shim" boy I know any man that asks a woman for help installing an AC is drowning in Amazon boxes just fold one up and shove it under
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Both of these are valid
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!followers we're gonna make it
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!incels what's your biggest ick in a woman?
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Not having a peepee
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Showing me attention
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Tattoos? They're not the biggest dealbreaker for me but they're definitely something I find disproportionately repulsive compared to most gynophiles.
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Light tattoos doesn't bother me too much but I wouldn't say I "like" them. It'd be pretty hypocritical considering I have a tattoo
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Fat
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Pretty much the only deal breaker huh
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You never saw a monobrow?
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Ironic that it's his grammar she's picking at
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You don't understand. Her ick isn't that he let her know. Her ick is that he said I'm going to go and shower rather than I'm going to go have a shower.
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Is that some British thing? I've always said "take a shower"
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My biggest ick are hoes posting on twox
'girlg*mers'
And mumsnet
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I thought this was one of those bait titles where it links to your profile at first lol
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As a man the biggest ick I get is ready made families. Just jerk off, boys.
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Why does the icon look like KND
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Snapshots:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4976651-what-absolutely-ridiculous-and-inconsequential-things-have-put-you-off-a-partner:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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