Anthrostate Supremacy 
(or at least downgraded somehow)
There was 0 care when Elon gave his three word reply to a tweet 
about redditors wanting to kill him and his zoomer concubines :soysnooseethetalkingtyping: 
and the sub just went down at a snap of the finger. 
We all know it's because of them needing to janny it up so he can't find anything more, 
but does he even have any power to potentially bring the entire site down? 
He always replies to longposts about shit nobody cares about 
so could it be possible to compile a large list of Reddit wrongs 
, threadify them for twitter 
, then send it straight to him and see where this goes? 
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Banned from what? The internet?
Downgraded from what? It's not a fricking credit score.
You're fricking r-slurred.
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They're publicly traded now, you can absolutely downgrade their rating. Dummy.
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Are you seriously fricking stupid? Ratings are given based on numerous metrics.
There's not one single entity that just says Reddit has been downgraded to SELL instead of BUY.
You're just as braindead as Elon.
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Yeah the richest man on the market has no way to move markets.
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Banned, bankrupt, all shut downs are good options.
Downgraded with either heavy robo-janny overwatch where they can't say anything bad about the Orange Dictatorship
, plummeted stock price from lawsuits and fines 
, allowing chud subreddits to run freely under threat of some made up law 
or a wildcard that would make the site unuseable or cleanse the waters. 
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