When will the wholesome sexual healthcare subs be restored? Or was this intentional? Qualifications for an overturn are either:
an explicit statement from admin saying it was a bug/oversight and will be/is being corrected, OR
any of the following subs being unbanned (selected at random from a post I saw): /r/rule34, /r/overwatchporn (or /r/overwatch_porn idk), /r/legalteens
No this is permanent (wins if still nothing in 3 days OR an official statement indicating permanence) - 18 bets
Within 1 hour - 2 bets - WINNER!
1-3 hours - 11 bets
3-8 hours - 21 bets
8-24 hours - 8 bets
24-48 hours - 3 bets
48-72 hours - 1 bets
All times are relative to the timestamp of this thread.
Note: as a reminder I do not read threads or comments so this understanding of the situation is based entirely on titles and thumbnails, if it is in error then the situation itself is wrong, not me
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At least two of the subs have been unbanned.
Cute twink porn addicted Redditors and jannies
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Why do you use cute twink as an insult? It should be used more as a compliment, because being gay is great.
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Male homosexuality decreases the dating pool for women and I will always defend women.
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Ok, but it decreases the pool of creeps who harass them, because they want kitty. Safety is more important that a higher pool of men they can choose from.
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Women enjoy being harassed, all women complaining about harassment are just playing hard to get.
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Men need to do better. Women shouldn't have to be faced with two handicaps to compensate for inherent male shittiness.
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gay people still harass women
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And when we harass women, it's motivated by pure misogyny, untainted by lust.
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Men 👏 need 👏 to 👏 do 👏 better 👏
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i try and pick up the slack but i can't harass enough women to make up for the millions that're too lazy too
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I've never been happier to lose a bet
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Which subs was it? It could still be a pron ban
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Nah they all seem to be getting unbanned.
The night of the long diсks has failed. The gooners won
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LegalTeens and Rule34 lmao
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Drugs/
https://old.reddit.com/r/cocaine/
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Doesn't matter, I made the requirements extremely specific to minimize people's ability to whine. Looks like the Adam friedland sub is unbanned too.
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Sad!
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Addiction is when something isn't explicitly forbidden on behalf of others
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Mmm yes, perhaps alcoholism is an illusory, socially induced malady. It is legal, after all. Indeed, perchance the true addicts are those themselves who would deem others addicts.
!philosophers let grue in
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This isn't equivalent because unlike alcohol the vast majority of porn isn't consumed by the top decile of users right?
right?
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Verily, the top decile. Indeed.
!philosophers
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I originally said 1% because I'm fricking r-slurred
I then edited decile because I'm fricking r-slurred
Any questions
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Digital reality is but a simulacrum of physical reality which is in itself myriad simulacra of metaphysics. One can edit comments, one can edit one's environment, but one cannot edit the soul.
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Wrong
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It's called converting to Judaism.
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It doesn't really matter, whichever I choose everyone will yell about carp rigging bets so I don't see any reason to put much thought into it
Mind not the rdramacel, his words are like so much wind—loud, mindless, harmless, and then gone.
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!metashit carp is fully admitting the bets will be rigged again
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I have already conferred and made the correct bet
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"Carp makes good betting threads" @realKongDick's BUTT!
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A good betting thread for this would've just been:
Is this permanent?
Who cares about the hour windows like neighbor why make it a bet on the hour-by-hour updates instead of the event itself?
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You can't close a betting thread with "is this permanent" because then Reddit could always walk it back at some point you FUCKING MORON. People can also maximize winnings (and losses) with more options. The key to a good bet is providing a variety of choices with roughly similar probabilities in a vacuum so bettors can feel smart and use their brains figuring it out. YWNBAJ (and I envy you)
!commenters look at this clown
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I've never ran a betting thread so yea, I'll be humble and concede that maybe you're right.
I'm just saying that from my perspectuve it's more fun to have a low-stakes bet with higher chance of winning vs a high-stakes bet where you have to snipe a low probability. Whereas in a yes-no bet you could use more of your judgment regarding general knowledge of reddit's actions, having to guess it by the hour comes down more to luck than anything. You know what I mean?
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Actually screw all this.
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this is how you do it
@BIGBILLYKONGDONG !commenters !bets:
Would you rather have a betting thread with:
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What if I think both of you are r-slurred, but in a good way?
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Your roll (1-20): 7 "why dont we... get together and talk about this more!"
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Talk about a loaded question. Who's not going to choose the first option?
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10 is too many.
2 is good, it's fun like you said
3-5 is pretty good too
Putting the
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Ok
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Someone did not win his bet.
Smells like a skill issue to me.
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Maybe you should just git gud at betting
(I goombled away over half my winnings in the first 20 minutes)
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I actually won that bet bigly I'm not sure what you're all on about
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If there are more posts about dramatards seething about the bans getting reversed, then reversing bans wins. If there are more posts about dramatards gloating about redditors seething, ban enthusiasts win.
Measure it purely internally
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BIPOC WHAT HAPPENED?!
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Whoever says German is hard should be ashamed of themselves.
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This is a reddit v reddit civil goonwar.
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#EndHate #StopGoonicide
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Looool
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yeah there's no way they don't reverse it
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It's Project 2025 baby
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I find it curious how after the elections we hear less and less about Project 2025. Makes you think.
Probably big tech censorship.
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He is literally implementing it right now
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Reeducation camps and trans death squads in 2 more weeks.
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That fat c*nt /u/Chtorrr was on SRD saying it's a bug.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Ich bin ein Sexmonster
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If reddit bans porn, where will redditors go?
Are we about to witness a second coomer exodus like what happened with Tumblr?
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They will come to /h/glory
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Probably some AEO unthinking type autojanny ruleset that overshoots as usual. The coom will return. Or not.
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If Trump managed to notch a porn ban on Reddit within 2 weeks
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Twitter is literally full of porn and he didn't tell Elon to remove it, so not gonna happen
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Surely the gigacoomer who rawdogged a mid porn star while his wife was pregnant will ban porn.
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Maybe as part of their Google AI deal reddit can get Google to provide them with a competent autojanny system?
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Wouldn't it be great if Reddit paid (for) the AI jannies but not the human ones?
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How does SRD keep surviving these ban waves?!
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x32 so 6400
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6400
Right as I bet my last dc too
I knew betting on a rapid response to gooner loses was a good choice
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Thanks carp
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Praise fish
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"anybody else notice how illegals in the russian district part of NY were never seen in those apprehension videos? Youd think people were being more racist towards people of color rather than accent or ambiguity ."
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It's due to the state mandated porn ban that trump pushed in his executive orders. Most gooncels I know stopped watching porn in November they saw the writing on the wall and switched to meditation and seeking enlightenment.
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Reddit has sucked for porn since at least 2020. Good riddance.
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I MISSED IT BY 15 MINUTES
I picked 1-3 hours
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!slots10000
Snapshots:
/r/rule34:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
/r/overwatchporn:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
/r/overwatch_porn:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
/r/legalteens:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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