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jamal_ginsberg they/them  10hr ago (tigerdroppings.com) 114 thread views #340019 earned 192 coins from votes

North Louisiana Baptist vs south Louisiana Catholics fighting over who is really Christian

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Buddy episcopalians are the only denom I'm certain is wrong. I'll admit saint peter may say yeah no Catholics were dead on but there is no way the pop culture country club founded by friggin Henry the 8th hasn't lost the plot.

Of course you think they have it right their holy bible may as well be Maxim magazine.

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Yeah I don't really care about any of that. I space out during church.

Catholics have too much pomp and useless time wasting with barely audible old shit

Southern Baptist are just fricking annoying. The services flirt with the mega church variety. Some dork with an guitar singing our god is an awesome god

Episcopalian is nice catholic light where they have a taste of it but don't waste the service with half an hour of procedural. Also tend to have the hottest women due to being the rich white people church

I was pretty steeped in southern Baptist culture. So my headspace on Christianity is a reflection of that, I loathe those people

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Oh man you went to the really gay rock churches yeah those suck. You gotta find an old timey piano playing church that is about who can make the best pie in the monthly lunch in the fellowship hall

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Frick um, I can't stand southern Baptist and their acoustic guitars.

Really it's how hypocritical they are. The worst kind of rightoids are always Baptist

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Trad Baptist churches aren't near as stupid somehow. It was one of those dumb yacht rock ones that went "UM ARE YOU EVEN A CHRISTIAN" when I said evolution happening isn't against God's will and this Ken Hamm guy sure looks like a grifter. So I do get your point the big Baptist churches can be insufferable. But the small ones are always wonderful to be around.I do free security on Sundays for a little church and the old ladies love giving cookies or something for "being out in the elements".

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Sounds like a sweet gig to get your butt groped by your fat boomer security manager while he rants about how gays reproduce while masturbating to children.

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The trick is because of that shooting a few years back everyone is super paranoid, so now every church security officer is strapped.

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So you get to sit in a room with several old boomers and listen to them mumble about the gays while they masturbate to children.

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Your fantasies are very strange. I've never seen a peepee of anyone under 20 or over 30.

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The Episcopal Church has issues with chasing boutique social issues that go against their dogma, though

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The hot white women come with consequences

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