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The blue states would prosper. The red states would not. The red states would beg for re unification within a few years.Remember that time a bunch of libertarians tried to take over a town and shortly after they were overrun with bears? It would be like that but on a much larger scale (10)
Really!? OMG. I'm still laughing! (-3)
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Blue states have enough farms though. (-4)
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I'm not sure that you understand that all that red is where nobody lives, except the uneducated, low class people who don't realize democratic policies actually benefit them.
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Those "uneducated, low class people" grow all your food, numbnuts. Nobody lives there except miles and miles of crops. Have you never been outside of a major city?Without them, you'd get hunted for food.Seriously, ask yourself what some random farmer in the Midwest needs from you. You have nothing of value to them except money that they mostly reinvest to grow more food โ FOR YOU. (-3)
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You have a child's way of viewing complex issues. Food shortages would never happen. Surprise, blue states grow shit too. They also buy, and pragmatic red states would be more than happy to sell locally rather than export.Nukes, this is a joke, right. This more sounds like $Trump bullshit. Go ahead, picture one single nuke on our continent. Just one, anywhere. There are too many analogies to dumb this down; ya don't shit where you get your food, dip ur pen in the company inkwell, etc. The result would be catastrophic both human and commercial. Those farmers you brag so much about, their corn immediately has no market. Drown in their own corn if you will.The truth is somewhere near this; the large blue and red states would be fine. The remaining dregs will need to figure out how to sell their worthiness or will simply be absorbed by the larger ones. (0)
For being so smug, you sure are dumb. The blue do grow crops, but they absolutely grow less than they consume. Feel free to look it up, but if you don't think you need to educate yourself before looking stupid again, just think about the population densityโฆcrazy concept. And these pragmatic red states wouldn't be selling food to the opposing side during a war. That's actually the dumbest thing you said in your first paragraph. No one bragged about farmersโฆit's a simple fact that is extremely relevant. One that you're proving needed to be said. As to the nukes though. Our nukes aren't for offense. As we all know, we made that mistake once, and we're still suffering from it and the testing of nukes. I mentioned them as they're a deterrent to other nuclear powers. Of which, there's two big ones across the pacific. Completely missing the point and responding in a condescending manner while being completely wrong is what sounds like Trump stupidity. Nearly every country of any notable si... (2)
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Our country is very interconnected and unfortunately it would be an ugly war for us to split. (4)
I know a few guys that have actively called for civil war over the last 8 years. The way they say these words so casually terrifies me. I've listened to a lot of Dan carlins hardcore history and he speaks on what happens to civilians during war time and this terrifies me. Boys are conscripted or killed off so they won't cause problems in the future wife's and daughters turned into s*x slaves or r*ped and murder. I think we have a very idealized vision of what war is because the United States has not had a peer to peer battle in a long time. This would not end well. (4)
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I don't think it's the same at allThe civil war was about slavery and federalism, mostly slaveryI think the current climate is very broad imo (1)
Regardless of the specifics of that era, the precursors of a society becoming polarized to the point of hating those who disagree with them is the same. This time, instead of slavery, it's the poor and disenfranchised that are suffering. And the level of greed in today's society is no less than it was then, in fact it's worse. And we just have to look at reproductive rights to see that federalism is being slowly choked to death. America is being wedged apart, with the divide getting wider every day. (1)
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Speaking objectively from the raw math, chuds are loaded for bear:
Nonchuds would only have a gun at most for like every three people
Chuds would be dual welding bumpstock AR15s
Nonchuds would have to use human wave attacks like that movie Enemy at the Gates about Stalingrad where the commies had to chase a comrade with a rifle and wait until they died to get one. (people who question the historical accuracy of this movie are chapos btw)
Counter point, chuds are also fatter than bears but minus all the other positives:
nonchuds are significantly less fat than gravy seal chuds, thus would have increased mobility in the field. Chuds would try to camp out but be more vulnerable to stationary munitions like drone strikes or mojito cocktails, where as nonchuds would be zipping around on their gay bikes doing drive-by attacks like CJ straight outta grove street.
Verdict:
Skynet ignored my attempts to stack the deck for !nonchuds
!chuds win by a landslide
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Counterpoint: without the federal government to tell them not to chug drain cleaner the chud states would last maybe a week.
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You think they are currently listening to the federal government about not drinking the drain cleaner?
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Gun ownership would be irrelevant in a civil war. Both sides would have outsiders supplying arms to them. In modern conflicts, every war is a proxy war.
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wrong
modern conflicts are defined by shooting/throwing artillery at someone until they're in a corner then throwing FPV/FPGA/RGB/STRAG drones at them
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The virgin "rightoid militia supplied with Soviet surplus from HECCIN based west-haters"
The virgin "leftoid Antifa mob armed with Chinese for-export-only" garbage
The Chad merchant who brokers both of those arms deals and is best friends with the chilliest foreign Glowies
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Indys have more guns than Democrats. That's embarrassing.
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Iirc it means Kristin Dunst taken a bunch of photos with Millie Bobbie Brown
!slots600
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Caillee Spaeny
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Dear subhuman filth
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They aren't wrong. Most republisharts are actual subhuman cattle who willingly asskiss an oligarchy fricking them over as long as they can own le woke. Kill muttmericans.
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Go back to reddit
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what if im better than both the reddit strag and the conservachimp?
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You're not, so you don't have to wonder
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name one thing better than me
good luck
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My grandpa because you sucked his peepee
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if i sucked ur grandpas peepee he definitely doesnt think theres anything better in the world than me
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Nah your under my grandpa
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Gimmick account of the month
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No.
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Their blind loyalty is what makes them good footsoldiers, though. They'll follow orders because they'll swallow anything their leaders tell them to and run with it. Meanwhile a lefty would probably frag his commander just because he's tired of doing pushups.
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These BIPOCs are r-slurred to a degree I can't even understand. Most cities are usually split to some 30-70 or 40-60 split on parties. Rural parts of large states (ie California) are pretty red. Only places like New York where it's basically all suburbs and city would be solid blue. Assuming basically all flyover states go with the Red faction, along with obvious splits in "blue" states, they'd have a solid chunk of things. Not much in terms of coastal access but a fair amount of actual farmland, manufacturing and resource of the country.
Blue faction would end up with coasts and the "highest GDP" areas, but most of those places are software producers but don't have too much in proper manufacturing or refining. Both would be reliant on eachother but just have different government systems. Blue would use the money they get to purchase Red crops, probably using a lot of migrant labor to actually work in manual labor as citizens are told to focus heavily on technology. Red would be pretty happy with that deal since they have no way of global shipping since even Texas isn't some solid red. Maybe Florida could act as a major shipping lane but I don't think global crop export is as effective as selling to the nearby coastal guys with high populations.
Purple being contested since Canada would 100% intervene. There would be a lot more splits and messy borders but the online map tool can't really show that
!burgers come discuss your fantasy civil war / breakup scenario
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Neighbor if the US split into two countries then Canada would become an official Chinese vasal state, rather than just an unofficial one.
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Russia, China and India would have a proxy war in Canada to see who gets to keep it
Edit: The funniest thing about this is that all 3 nations have a culture of street-pooping.
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Russia would announce a 3 day Special Military Operation to de-Burgerfy Alaska and regain a foot hold in North America... only to get bogged down in the Aleutian islands or something.
Indian backed forces would of course consist of
who, from a combination of nepotism, scamming and outsourcing their own work to other 
for cheap, would render the operation a complete failure in every way.
The People's Republic of Jianada would be established with little fanfare or opposition.
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The Russian Response
The Chinese response
The Indian response
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Russia is a joke, and we're nearly at the point where we'd gladly kneel to China to clear the Indians.
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I'd play that video game, tbh. Provided it has female stealth units that look like this
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Would be kinda kino now that I think about it
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Bluemerica would turn into an extended California ghetto, Redmerica would go protectionist and slow growth
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The democrat war machine fueled by solar panels while oilchads keep drilling
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Less civil war fantasy, more what happens as more and more tech and finance companies sneak away from the west and northeast coast. All these Starbucks baristas who don't pay taxes brag and brag about how red states live on welfare, but aside from it being more complicated than that with the way farms enable cities, if/when California tech and East coast finance evacuate, their taxes get BTFO while their cost of living continues to skyrocket with blue policies.
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Needing to import things has nothing to do with it, all countries import things.
Most of the incest states are relatively wealthy because they are part of the US, the wealthier states pull them up. If MS was its own country it would sit between Hungary & Poland, that assumes they could maintain the same level of government spending they currently have. You are going to see a preview of what happens if they manage to close down ED, even the wealthier southern states only educate tards because the feds bribe them to do so and IEPs/tard schooling will simply stop being a thing.
TX, FL & GA are the only southern states that would absolutely be sustainable independently. VA is too under current numbers but without the federal government no one would have a job.
I think a much more likely scenario is a switch towards a federation rather than a republic. Central government does much less. I still don't think this is likely at all as it means double taxing until national debt is paid off.
Your understanding of what states produce is pretty poor. 60% of our vegetables come from Mexico, grain is the only class of plant ag commodities where we are self-sufficient. We are self-sufficient in meat too but that is largely as USDA make it fairly difficult to import meat.
The southern states are mostly meat and feed producers not human grain producers, vast amounts of arable land are used for ranching.
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The US exports more than it imports, and as you said grain is one we produce large amounts of in export along with soybeans. https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/ag-and-food-statistics-charting-the-essentials/agricultural-trade
its not as if the US couldn't produce large amounts of fruits and vegetables, in the 1980's we only imported some 30% of fruits and 10% of vegetables. Vegetable percents have grown due to NAFTA signing in 1992 (https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/charts-of-note/chart-detail?chartId=107008)
and the growths aren't due to some needing of essential food to stave starvation, its because people year round want things like strawberries and bananas. We import 60% of fruit and about 40% of vegetables.
Your 60% of Mexican vegetables number is the amount of imported product which is FROM Mexico making up the whole of imported vegetables. 40% of that import is from various other countries.
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Which doesn't change the blue states are not going to import vegetables from the red states that they don't grow and the largest plant ag producer is a blue state.
You are an r-slur.
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BIPOC there is still meat, dairy, soybeans, vegetables and fruits (less of that)
In any case a split will lead to economic collapse for both states meaning it's best to simply cooperate but be separate. Not everything is gonna lead to some commie revolution
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There are more than enough cattle for every man in the south to use one as a mighty steed. With AR15s in place of compound bows, they'd descend on the blue states like the modern equivalent of the mongol hordes.
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IEP costs have sky rocketed in the last 20 years, because they put every shit bird kid on an IEP and keep the schools from being able to expel anyone.
90% of the kids with an IEP don't need one, they just need a kick in the butt. IEPs should be reserved for actual tards.
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until they deport them all and have to give up their tech
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Has this guy seen deep blue inner cities? Genuine question.
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Blue inner cities being bad is a myth and a exaggeration and a lie
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preach kween. Piles of human shit in downtown SF is a sign of progress and equity
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Hmm today I will ask what if civil war between the people who hate guns and the people who own lots and lots of guns
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I'm setting up my own CHAZ in Koreatown and becoming a Warlord.
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But if you ignore the guns, then actually it's a lot fairer than you'd think.
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none of that matters because the people with the big guns (the army) will prevent a split in the first place
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I lean towards thinking you're correct, but the
international community 
would be much more likely to prop up libtards than RethugliKKKans.
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Blue states take all the farm land in California, have no gas to fuel equipment, no hands to fix equipment and no knowledge have how to farm
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That worked out great for Rhodesia!
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Then Google and Apple Maps officially rename it to "Commiefornia"
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Jarvis, what happens when you forcefully take over farmland from people who know how to farm and give it to random citycels?
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We've all seen the amazing farming skills leftoids possess with the chaz 4ร4 cardboard basil garden that could possibly provide enough of a snack for a pet rabbit.
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i wonder if any of the big-brained liberals are able to calculate what cali's farming output would be if a dozen squads of stupid dumb-dumb conservatives were starting fires all over the place & doing hit-and-runs on aqueducts/dams/water intakes/water treatment plants?
having a lot of farmland is cool and all, but when that land REQUIRES irrigation to prevent desertification...
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Except every time a red area tries to separate itself from a blue city, the blue citycels scream and cry and shit and piss about the red area abandoning them.
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didnt rural oregon vote to ceceed?
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Spellcheck BIPOC
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You think I'm kidding, cute twink?
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they wanted to be apart of Idaho
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They did something similar in Germany few years ago
I think it was called wall of Berlin or something
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Didn't korea go for something similiar?
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I thought once you joined the United States, you're NEVER allowed to leave under any circumstances.
Isn't that what the Civil War was about?
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Andrew Jackson laid down that precedent and we've been one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all ever since.
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would cost way too much money to keep the conservative refugees out when they want clean drinking water and healthcare.
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We would own all the water along with all the food and all the guns and all the gas. You would be conquered and turned into a r*pe slave.
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Because it's not democrats and definitely conservatives moving out of blue shitholes into red states.
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They move out of them because they can't afford them on account of being losers.
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lol? rural america has experienced absolutely massive population decline.
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More r-sluration than an insane asylum lmao.
This one still manages to take the cake tho:
Yes, devolving decisions to the states is killing federalism
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Both sides would become increasingly reliant on an elite class as they collapsed into a conflict thatd destroy too many people to be worth bragging about a winner until a user some reddit successor hundreds of years later lives vicariously thru whoever won, retconning their actual beliefs to morso resemble his
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This entire thread, both on reddit and here on arrdrama is full of the purest wingcuckery ever.
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sounds like something a wingcuck would say
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Whenever people talk about how the south is more uneducated and criminal they never stop to ask themselves which demographic is responsible for this and get very mad when you point it out.
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Blue team would
win because they are on the right 
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It would look like the West Bank is what would happen.
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Hello /u/blinking616
, on behalf of myself and all of !dixie I wanted to thank you for your hard work and subsidizing of our red states. It's because of your waging that we can relax, kick back, and have ample time to hate minorities and libtards like yourself. Keep it up, freedom isn't free 
, my beer don't pay for itself, and I need a new truck, boy 
PS. No trans lives matter
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It would end poorly for everyone. Literally red or blue your qol would drop as a lot of how our systems work are reliant on things from other states. Crime overall would jump up as socirty had to restructure itself, and shortages of everything would occur as trade from foreign nations would grind to a halt and need to be renegotiated.
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Not in based red states
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I have an old soldier's way of viewing complex issues. Farmers in blue states are red. Everything surrounding the cities is red. Guys like me would blend right into those red areas and sabotage food/water meant for the cities.
@Monke say this as a feminist ally, of course
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They'd just import food you r-slur, since all major ports would be blue. Good luck maintaining that farming output when fertilizers and spare parts are no longer accessible though.
Wealthy, well functioning countries are built on technology, trade and industrial output. Agriculture, resource extraction and guns is basically just Africa.
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Make your choice. Blue world or red world.
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I think if the red states and blue states legitimately divorced we would have a massive population reshuffling. If there was an actual civil war in the US I would side with the state I was born in, not one that I agree with.
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There would a reunification war within weeks. People that absolutely despise each other jockeying for resources? I wonder what happens when trade negotiations fall through?
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putting aside the fact that there's plenty of agriculture in blue states too, most of this shit isn't even grown for human consumption. it's random shit that gets turned into animal feed, mystery paste and fuel
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So basically 2 weeks ago I took a supplement that claims to make ones butt bigger. Two weeks later, now, it indeed has grown bigger, in fact, it's too big for me now. I don't fit into my everyday pants anymore. Now normally this wouldn't be that big of an issue for me, but I'm worried the gays will start swarming me for my big, attractive butt. How do I revert this?
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Blue states have enough farms though.:
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Those "uneducated, low class people" grow all your food, numbnuts. Nobody lives there except miles and miles of crops. Have you never been outside of a major city?Without them, you'd get hunted for food.Seriously, ask yourself what some random farmer in the Midwest needs from you. You have nothing of value to them except money that they mostly reinvest to grow more food โ FOR YOU.:
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For being so smug, you sure are dumb. The blue do grow crops, but they absolutely grow less than they consume. Feel free to look it up, but if you don't think you need to educate yourself before looking stupid again, just think about the population densityโฆcrazy concept. And these pragmatic red states wouldn't be selling food to the opposing side during a war. That's actually the dumbest thing you said in your first paragraph. No one bragged about farmersโฆit's a simple fact that is extremely relevant. One that you're proving needed to be said. As to the nukes though. Our nukes aren't for offense. As we all know, we made that mistake once, and we're still suffering from it and the testing of nukes. I mentioned them as they're a deterrent to other nuclear powers. Of which, there's two big ones across the pacific. Completely missing the point and responding in a condescending manner while being completely wrong is what sounds like Trump stupidity. Nearly every country of any notable si...:
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I know a few guys that have actively called for civil war over the last 8 years. The way they say these words so casually terrifies me. I've listened to a lot of Dan carlins hardcore history and he speaks on what happens to civilians during war time and this terrifies me. Boys are conscripted or killed off so they won't cause problems in the future wife's and daughters turned into s*x slaves or r*ped and murder. I think we have a very idealized vision of what war is because the United States has not had a peer to peer battle in a long time. This would not end well.:
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Someone explain wyoming
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Does Canada go to the red country or the blue country though?
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Who gets the borders?
Obviously it should be the blues because they would never dream of hindering immigration
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