TOTAL AFRICAN PARATROOPER VICTORY.

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Dropping on an urban center would be unironcally good training for the troops. If they were already competent.

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>urban center

Yikes at this dog whistle. Its actually bipoc center now.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739821240U7n8Nxbbd1lFmQ.webp

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This was QRT was actually an interesting read, tbh

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739816958J7PA6KhzTXSKAQ.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735584487Pd3ql1pai5_mfA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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That's cool and all, but I'm skeptical. For all we know, he's summarizing a blog post written by Afro-Neurodivergent who had a few drinks.

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Kino. Couldn't keep track of all the details but what i am understanding is that Africa is pretty much Game of Thrones during unstable times but real.

!historychads What do you think? Is the 4chan screencap accurate? And why can't any of you losers ever write anything half as interesting?

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I fricking love africa its like nothing

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What do you think? Is the 4chan screencap accurate? And why can't any of you losers ever write anything half as interesting?

I don't care about BIPOCs

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I've been trying to convince @kaamrev to do a writeup about the current situation which nearly devolved into the second great african war (including basically all big actors including SAfrica (only because of a fricking photo op too!)) but he ignored me!

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promise him your will not cut your kids pp when he is born and @kaamrev should cooperate.

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For some reason African WW1 sounds really cool. Maybe it would be a better idea to let them fight instead of sending them aid but then help the survivors after. Continental wars shaped Europe into well developed nations, might do the same for Africa.

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Africa has to industrialize more to have a WWI. So far they've had Napoleonic style coalition wars.

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I saw this lol Rwanda is unironically doing well cause of their based leader.

!chuds

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!chuds found your high trust society

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Isn't Rwanda the place that committed the last major genocide in 1994?

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Lol yeh. It was one of the worst but only took like 100 days so they killed a lot/day. Anyway its doing really well now.

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:#marseybloodymaniac:

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the singapore of africa lol

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Breed with them and create a new master race.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739807003WqXPsFnOQ6YJLg.webp

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I'm guessing they've never heard of a DZSO. Or any safety officer for that matter. Them static lines flopping look like yellow arm choppers.

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Im impressed they have actual parachutes and not cloth sacks mama bangshingow sewed together the night before.

Ok nigeria is like the first world of africa, but y'know, tree house among mud huts...

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If u spoil person side mirror bcos say u dey fall like manna from heaven, u go pay before u comot ooo

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At least they went the right direction :marseydownvote:

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The funny thing is that those are controllable parachutes, those slits in the back let you direct it here and there, turn it against the wind to make the landing smoother etc.

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The ultimate element of surprise.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739798224iXQYBj9lf7SO3A.webp

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I love their little larp of being an actual nation :marseychudblush:

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Nigeria is one of the more functional countries in Africa. Those landings looked hard as frick though.

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Ghana's Metal Gears clearly make them superior :marseyindignant:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739799892ldiLefA4MOT19g.webp

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I like how the watermark kinda makes it look like that thing is "obey" branded...

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:#marseyxd: the shoulder "launchers" pointing in completely different directions

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>firing blanks into the crowd

:gigachad4#:

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Firing live ammo into the crowd :#gigachad2:

(They're all black)

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Aren't there cords that you pull to land softerπŸ€”

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I'm no expert but paratrooper chutes are different and the jump altitude is much lower. If you're coming in too fast to the ground there's not a lot you can do. Broken bones and other injuries aren't uncommon.

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I guess that kinda makes sense, you're paratrooperin' only for couple of minutes tops, then it's back to being a grunt. Still, what a ripoff.

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That's the problem. You go on a commercial skydiving trip you're probably jumping around 10,000 ft and pulling your chute at a few thousand feet. Combat jumps might be at 500 ft or even less. There's very little room for error.

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My grandad was a paratrooper (and gay:marseyhomofascist:) and he said there's basically only hard landings, it's all about learning to roll with it and not just bounce along and break a load of bones like he did once

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@kaamrev :marseyflagnigeria: :vs::!marseyflagsouthafrica: who would win

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:marseyyikes:

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Could be. That guy landing on a car was pretty ouchy

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