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Europoors Main (COPE/SEETHE) Thread On The German Election Results
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This election had a turnout of 84% (something America has never had) and AfD still gets 20%
https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1iwey7x/german_election_turnout_at_84_highest_value_since/
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!nonchuds we could learn a thing or two about how to deal with fascists in the elections from the Germs.
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!germs ragebait or foid moment
call it
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Rage bait, voting paper has wrong color(its too yellowish, maybe its the cam) and the vote must be in a blue cover inside the red.
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Also I'm pretty sure in most places with ballots custom is for representatives of all parties to be present at the counting lol. No one is counting votes in some backroom alone.
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That's on top. You can even apply to voluntary count and control the vote counting here. So many chuds may overlooking that its run correctly (They don't because they're lazy, sneeding r-slurs)
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We even had some random guy show up and watch us count the ballots. Don't think he was wing cucked in any way and just curious.
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Hey Kaalaaaa, i think you have forgotten to make the most important choice today, namely to upmarsey my comments
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I rarely upmarsey stuff. But you're probably the most reasonable German here. So take my sword and upmarsey!
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Sounds like someone's bitter
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We don't have ballots anymore but all party reps do check the EVMs before vote tallying begins.
My father was on election duty a few times in the 90s when he was posted in the districts, from his stories it was heck before computerization. They'd sit at their desks for two straight days, no sleep and minimal eating breaks at the table itself as all the party reps constantly engaged in shenanigans.
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Clearly rage bait, I was an election official multiple times and nobody does that.
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Are you even legally allowed to have the German flags displayed outside of sportsball events?
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You have to have them displayed, and in the right order and shit.
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Ah I see.
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these neighbors learning everything they know about germany from burger chudtubers
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only in conjuncture with germany's other flags
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Why are you an election official?
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I initially did it because you get like 100€. But nowadays I'd do it for like 20€, cause it's fun to work together with people you never met before.
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What the frick is wrong with you Germans?
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I've been a poll watcher on election day, it's great fun! You just stand around, talk to your neighbors, and remain ever-vigilant for riggers.
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Riggers could be here. There could be riggers anywhere.
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russian disinfo
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There's no citizenship ID on those ballots! They're all votes from illegal Mexicans on Chinese bamboo paper! Fricking riggers!!!
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I wanted to see what the did with the CDU vote
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!r-slurs is 20% a good result?
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The fact that there's even a single vote for the Greens after Germany's energy disaster tells you all you need to know about the G*rman people...
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Wdym the greens had the only competent politicians g*rmany has seen in decades
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This is the legacy of the German Greens lmao
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Tbf that excavator is cool as heck
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The Bagger 288! Wreaks total, utter devastation! The Bagger 288 contains an artificial mind, this mind is full of hatred, violence is its sole vocation!
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You ping me for everything else but not for old geezer stuff? You just want to hurt me, don't you?
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I was pinging the German adjacent users sorry
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It... no, I didn't want to make you feel bad or anything.
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Factcheck: WARNING! THIS CLAIM HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS DANGEROUS. PLEASE REMAIN STILL, AN AGENT WILL COME TO MEET YOU SHORTLY.
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2 weeks and a fricking 1 day until this fact is fricking obsolete
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Baggers!
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I don't know
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!oldstrags
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Is it voiced by Tim Curry and a fan of singing in semi-erotic animated intros to children's movies?
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I don't get the ref, explain.
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That's erotic?
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Is that a former farm?
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no actually, open fields just form like that in germany
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Really?
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yes. scholars debate whether it was the land that made germans neurodivergent or vice versa, but it just grows in regular well-maintained squares like that
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German greens lead a Just Cause (3)
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That was the worst game I've ever played, Just Cause 2 was sooooo much better
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I used to spend too much time as a teenager making mods for JC2
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MP mod was kino !oldstrags
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I mean that is more productive than writing fricking spongebob fanfiction, literal thousands of hours wasted, makes me suicidal thinking about it
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Post it
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I tried getting into it but honestly I liked the original Just Cause better.
Just like the original Far Cry.
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The setting of the original Just Cause was pretty good. Underrated IMO.
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I just love when you get on the plane to take down the president.
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Why?
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Just Cause
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I don't get it
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Both were pretty good. 3 had the wingsuit, which was awesome. 4 was shit tho.
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I loved JC 1 & 2. I liked JC3. Never played JC4 tho. Idk why but it just didn't interest me.
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based based based based
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Really?
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Mining is fetch, mining with big machines more so
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Greens are in control of the city I live in and keep cutting down trees, removing green spaces and putting in low maintenance concrete/asphalt everywhere.
Turned the city into one of the top paved cities in Germany.
They're trash hippies.
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Ok you are proving my point they sound based and competent
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How come?
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I'm a burger?
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Color me shocked!
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The one who's in the habit of suing people who call him incompetent?
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Some of my friends, all normal (by Germ standards) and reasonable engineering professionals, switched their votes specifically for this election to Green to counteract AFD
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lol
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Germans have always been prone to religiosity
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Germy culture just seems to be incredibly degenerate and off-the-walls.
I don't know how much you can ascribe it to a Nazi counterreaction because the Weimar Republic was like that too. They probably shouldn't have ditched the Kaiser.
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the kaiser was r-slurred and wouldn't listen to his ministers and got sidelined by the junkers who degenerated in the same fashion as the ottoman janissaries.
!historychads
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One one hand
On the other hand you're also right (he didn't listen to ME!)
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he fired probably the greatest prime minister of any country ever purely over vanity lmao
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Ottoman jannies you say?
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Greens were libertarians in the 70s and still exist.
https://newrepublic.com/article/120379/german-green-party-libertarianism-scandal
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The word filters really made that hard to understand until I realized what was happening.
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At some point they just become mentally equivalent. BIPOC.
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they legalized weed and pander to
s (r-slurs)
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Germany is a shithole in any case. Can't wait to leave
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b-but the autobahn tho
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I fully expect Germoids to get rid of the no speed limit on the autobahn once they get enough shitty muzzie women drivers.
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You mean the Nurburgring
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Can you move to America pls? I hate Germans but when you move to America you become the best people in the world.
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What's your destination, digga?
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leave where lmao
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https://old.reddit.com/r/de/comments/1iw3w0x/bundestagswahl_2025/medim4w/?context=8
!chuds
https://old.reddit.com/r/de/comments/1iw3w0x/bundestagswahl_2025/medh79v/?context=8
Holy shit, my friend's life doesn't revolve around my sexuality!
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Don't these germans know that real punk is voting for status quo liberal politicians?
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lol the face of the afd is a lesbian
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Why do liberals always resort to backing conspiracy theories when the world tells them "you're wrong"?
Are the Nazis in the room with us now?
These people are all unemployed terminally online Europoors.
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If you're in a room with 10 people and one of them is a nazi and imaginary and only you can see him, you're in a room with 11 nazis. Page 1 stuff my guy I can't believe I still have to explain it
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One time I was in a cafeteria and the local Nazi
went around, sitting down at tables, only to get up moments later and move to the next table and repeat.
It was a complete slaughter. A room filled with hundreds of well meaning people, all succumbing to Nazism in the blink of an eye
Luckily, even he avoided sitting next to me (like everyone did) so I remained the lone fash basher
I pray that one day we will be able to develop a better defense that can withstand Nazis sitting at our tables
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I think you need to be more worried about someone pointing out what happens when you're in a cafe with 100 people and one of them is a Nazi. I don't think you'll like it!
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Yeah, that's his joke but shittier.
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Meh not very dramatic. CDU still running the show in coalition with SPD, maybe they will cut out the greens and get FDP in on the fun.
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Didnt FDP frick up the last coalition
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We !macacos cannot take the FDP acronym seriously
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yes but they should've never been in that coaltion in the first place, wtf are classical liberals going to do with social democrats and greens?
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More immigrants
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Everyone hates Merz.
It's going to be very dramatic.
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Insh'allah
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How many nuclear power stations can the Germans build in the next 5 years?
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Lmfao /u/Dunge drumplfermort's finished this time!
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I don't know wtf this pathetic meme website is, look designed for 12yo. But frick you for promoting facism.
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Seriouspost: Pls stay here. We need more leftoids. I'm so lonely.
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Welcome to rdrama ive tagged our local antifacist to engage with you.
They will let you know how committed we are to antifacism
!friendsofcrosstalkpm
!superfriendsofcrosstalkpm
!!crosstalk newfriend dunge 7840213
Edit: !commenters say hiiii
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You're welcome, comrade! And thank you for the kind words
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I'm just glad we're finally able to stop pretending !project2025 wasn't real and soon Hegseth and Homan will do what needs to be done about people like you
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Also if you want to find the anti-fascists on this site feel free to check out !nonchuds
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Welcome friend!
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Here in rdrama our foremost belief is that TRANS RIGHTS MATTER
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I think there's some sort of misunderstanding. This forum has multiple anti-fascist rules, including:
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Germany afd president is a lesbian woman married with a jeetesse. Germany could be the first homofacist country in the world but you don't want that? Pathetic
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On it my love :)
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So, do you think Elon cheated in this election? Or did the krauts successfully repelled an attack on their democracy?
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Hi, there, Redditor.
Would you like to hear about my plans for Italy's conquest of Africa?
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