Some of the smugger comments make me glad they're going to be unhirable after this year.
"Us government workers are the real saints, all you private sector people we force to fund us are just driven by money. Not like us who need to be spoonfed jobs."
Uh big government is actually good chud
I'm very curious what program they ran....
This is my favorite delusion so far. Getting free donut house coffee is somehow an amazing perk.
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The tears were delicious after 2017, yes.
The ones after 2024, even more so.
But THESE tears, are even more delicious than I ever expected, mainly because these were the ones who thought they were safe.
/u/leadingbombshells No, my CEO didn't ridicule me. He did something worse. He told our company that it was in the best shape it's ever been and that new contracts worth over $150million were huge successes at launch. Then we were promptly rounded up and fired. That's far more humiliating.
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I've been
at them so much im starting to think I might actually be a bad person
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Don't
These people are all apart of the democrats "ackkkshully the economy is good! Look at the jobs report!"
They literally mass hired leeches for unserious positions to spread USAID DEI money so they could point to a better jobs report.
Frick them all, learn to code. No, you don't get to plant trees for 45/hr and full benefits and no you don't have any real skills.
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That too! What happens when you give a communist with zero skills and a 7th grade reading level a 140k job with benefits? You got a lifetime Democrat right there folks.
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As someone who was laid off during Covid just as our teams could breathe a sigh of relief, I have no shame in reveling in this. Especially after learning so many of them were "LEARN TO CODE"
types.
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You will never be a bad person.
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If you're getting paid with my tax dollars and you can't list 5 things you did at your job last week, while I can list 5 things I did at my job during the first hour of the day, I don't care if you get fired.
It's your money. It's our money. Many of these people are WFH so they're literally just sitting around in their house all day stealing our money. Who cares if they whine about the gravy train ending.
They're lucky I'm laughing. I really should be incredibly angry and vengeful.
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Is CHUDism really just about reveling in the suffering of perceived enemies? I see no real coherent ideology otherwise. The point of the layoffs is to crash public services so that they can push privatization. There are no real audits, and they're only firing new hires and people ambitious enough to get promoted. Yeah its cool if all public services and national assets are sold off for pennies to Soros and Bezos, so long as the libs get owned. This is what happened to Russia back in the 90s.
No one here is actually
enough to believe that federal jobs exist purely to buy votes for the demonrats right? Do you all believe stories about hordes of fat black women taking 8 month paid vacations every year? C'mon at least fall for propaganda that's slightly believable.
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the entire chud worldview can summed up as this lol. they have nothing else, they're just resentful and poorly educated. i have tons of these people in my family - people that legit grew up on food stamps and government aid that are rabid magatards now that they're successful, talking about how "nobody helped them."
a giant rift formed in my family when one of them kept posting about "food stamp leeches" and i/my cousin posted "weren't you on food stamps until you were 25?"
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Love that this tired phrase keeps getting trotted out.
"These fricking uneducated hicks are wrong, the economy's great, look at my colorful graphs!"

"Kamala will win Virginia +10" -Actual words I heard from an "educated" podcaster on election night
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Apparently the economy was amazing if you were on gov bucks
Or had your company subsided by gov contracts etc
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Yes, obviously. Are you waking up from a coma or something?
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...Did you not see ANY of the "day in the life of a ____ manager" videos when those were popping up everywhere? They were just about spitting in the middle-class' faces boasting that they were paid upwards of 6 figures to attend 3 meetings a day sitting by the pool. Anyone who works a job like that deserves to be culled, federal or not.
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Those videos were all recent grads, from top schools, being hired by bloated tech companies. They sure as shit weren't working for the highways department or public transit. I remember the techie pool mangers had their culling a couple years ago.
If they were trying to get rid of useless jobs in the federal government they would have audited each department to look for poor performers, maybe bring in some consultants to review processes. They are just blanket firing anyone that doesnt have protections. The IRS for example was notoriously understaffed to begin with, yet they still got axed. The goal is make these departments dysfunctional to the point that these jobs do not get done at all.
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Yes, this is what we voted for. To impede the federal government. We really weren't subtle about it.
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Yeah but you're using the libertarian method of actually blowing it up with no real plan, and I'm used to conservatives hating libertarians more than liberals. Oh well, I guess things change.
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As opposed to fricking what? Dementia Biden letting his family steal millions of tax dollars while heading up Ukrainian energy companies? Yeah we were doing quite fricking swell under their "plan" to fleece us to Kingdom Come (Deliverance II, in stores now!)
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I mean there isn't really a politician or leader that will usher my lolberttopia so the only thing i can get out of politics is watching lefties seethe.
See what's with our politicians? 'I'll build a wall and deport them all!' >' best I can do is deport 300 a day',
Which isn't even enough to deport all the illegals the last administration brought in. So what am i voting for, to slightly slow it down?
Is the article showing 60% of educated black women being in government jobs fake?
Either way, we saw the bullshit 'jobs' they worked, and i would pay to have them not do it
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If you're commited to the lolberttopia hellscape this is probably best case scenario. Like congratulations seriously. What Trump is doing is probably the most exciting political event of your life.
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I wish. It feels like 1 step foward 2 steps back for a lot of things he's doing
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Nothing's perfect. How do lolberts feel about tax payer money being used to give juicy contracts to private institutions? I'm assuming its a negative because they're still collecting taxes, but it also is essentially privatizing the federal government if its done enough, so that must be a win.
Well, I just gotta hope you lolberts are right. NOAA just got slashed to heck today. Hopefully the private sector can find the money in predicting/tracking deadly weather events. If he really is going off the Heritage Foundation plan, the goal is to commercialize the agency. Enjoy my seethe.
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I don't think you're my enemy unless you wished to send me to the camps during rona and want me jailed over internet memes
I'm not really that radical, at least i think
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