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Some of the smugger comments make me glad they're going to be unhirable after this year.
"Us government workers are the real saints, all you private sector people we force to fund us are just driven by money. Not like us who need to be spoonfed jobs."
Uh big government is actually good chud 
I'm very curious what program they ran.... 
This is my favorite delusion so far. Getting free donut house coffee is somehow an amazing perk.
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Shockingly, this was not posted by a child
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SO TRUE I LOVE PAYING INCOME TAXES I LOVE PAYING INCOME TAXES I LOVE PAYING INCOME TAXES
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Listen, that time the ATF sold a bunch of guns to the cartels hoping to track serial numbers and then lost them all because the serial numbers were immediately removed directly improved my life
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Listen when the fbi armed and trained two jihadis to shoot up a heckin draw Muhammad contest and then dressed like up like said jihadis and were stopped by police dressed like jihadis after their trainees got riddled with holes that directly benefited me and shows how great and impartial the fbi is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Culwell_Center_attack
The fbi are the good guys and totally not trying to overthrow America with Muslim terrorists
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Counterpoint: Maybe the FBI, who actually kill the terrorists, are the good guys and not the Iranian government.
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!metashit !wikihaters Our boy
@BooMetropolis is mentioned in this article
Plus it's Garland Texas! This really is the dramatard's terrorism
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!dramatards The wikipedia article for Joshua mentions the friggin sharty but not rDrama
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that guy was an r-slur
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Think about it like this: you may have been bummed that your tax money was wasted to arm violent terrorists, but the many cartel members who got shiny new guns were happier about it than you were mad. So, the net happiness in the world increased, which also means your life was improved. Who doesnt want to live in a happier world, after all?
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Plus they were all old guns like we sent to Ukraine! So technically it's nothing at all!
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I love paying 37% of my income so some limp wristed redditor can cry all day on the internet about Trump for 40-60 dollars an hour and full benefits!
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Subtle brag
Unless you are in cucked state with income tax
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Yeah I'm bragging about keeping the welfare state afloat, I'm totally not frickn super butthurt at all. No sir.
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I'm not I'm not I swear IM NOT STOP IT NOW
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Sounds like you're whining about having a shitty accountant
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People say this like what do you do other than max out your contributions and savings accounts that amount to less than 30k?
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https://instagram.com/mssizedoesntmattertheclown/reel/Cvu06X0AkXa/
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β¦gunna pass on that click
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/u/Cytotoxic-CD8-Tcell
Government jobs were easiest to create because the government was a bloated inefficient mess with no accountability, allowing anyone to treat their sector as a halfway house for all their burnout friends who needed a job but no motivation to actually work.
I've got a buddy who managed to reach his 30s without ever getting a loan or credit card. No skills, no career ambition beyond playing vidya.
If I was a feel-good government drone, I'd probably find some bullshit position to get him a steady paycheck. That's what everyone did.
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Wat?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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/u/Cytotoxic-CD8-Tcell, get a job, r-slur.
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Apparently hes dully employed as a moderator
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People here will still argue the new deal wasn't a mistake
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Oooga booooga me taka your money good you maka da money bad!
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