Starbucks removes 13 drinks from their menu, simplifying their offerings and making baristas lives easier. /r/starbucksbaristas are NOT HAPPY
The drinks being removed are literally all either milkshakes or teenage girl non-coffee drinks, including the Java Chip Frappuccino, the Iced Matcha Lemonade, the Royal English Breakfast Latte and the Chocolate Cookie Crumble Crème Frappuccino
Note that most of these drinks can still be ordered via customising existing drinks, this change is mostly menu simplification
/r/starbucks and /r/starbucksbaristas should be very happy about this - the two subreddits are constantly filled with baristas complaining about how many ridiculous drinks they have to make, and However theyre mad, and Lets try to understand why:
/r/legaladvice lol but go off i guess
Its nasty and bland because it like only contains 20g added sugar instead of 40g added sugar (excluding literally any sugar thats in the other ingredients in the drink)??? American tastebuds have been destroyed
If customers want a stupid drink then they have to build it themselves in the app and pay more for it, and Sounds like a win win
omg! Youre not kidding anyone, youre still going to Starbucks no matter how much they charge you for your sugar slop 
i feel like 1, and Train your staff better
2, and Itll be easier for them to make now that its listed as a base drink + modifiers rather than expecting a barista to know exactly how to build a Chocolate Cookie Crumble Crème Frappuccino
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"Hey, can I get a venti Iced White Chocolate Mocha Frappucino with 10 pumps of white mocha, extra ice, light whipped cream, 4 ristretto shots, and can you double-blend that? Oh, and add 5 pumps of vanilla syrup, caramel drizzle, mocha drizzle, extra caramel crunch topping, and make it with light oat milk. Can you also add cold foam made with almond milk, 2 pumps of sugar-free vanilla, and 1 scoop of matcha powder? Oh, and double-cup that with a tall straw and an extra hot sleeve on the side. Thanks!"
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That'll be $59.99 plus tip, Sir.
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$59.99 then
I appreciate the hot sleeves for the iced drink, btw
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Sure thing, bud.
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Do you want to donate $0.01 to a charity that imports more shitskins to the US?
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Why are you the guy in front of me every single time?
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I'm the one that says "I don't know the menu, I just want something large, hot, and with a vanilla flavor"
Then they call it out by whatever they rang up and I'm like ".... is that mine?"
Not gonna bother learning the bourgeoisie menu for a place I visit maybe once every two years. Last time was because I was literally installing an EV charger in their parking lot.
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You're just r-slurred bc they have a vanilla latte, it's not some secret menu shit. You can say "large" and theyll understand you, dont worry diva.
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What's a latte, and how does it differ from regular drip coffee
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Again proving your r-sluration
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pure black coffee misia
go away with your fancy menu shit and addons like milk, vanilla & sugar you prediabetic freak
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It's a coffee but there's some bean juice called espresso and the vanilla
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It's espresso mixed
with milk foam and steamed milk. Vanilla latte 
also has vanilla syrup 
mixed 
in
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Americano drinkers are subhuman.
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I drink Americanos when I have to go over seas and they don't have drip coffee.
Most accurate name for a drink imaginable.
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@Sphereserf3232 please explain
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They had one in the hotel at a school trip in 2015
I spent my whole money for the trip on $7 coffees
never been back
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We're all out of squatamalans, sir
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Can you sub in half and half Costa Rican? I'm actually tica intolerant but I have some Ticaide in my car.
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Don't forget my extra hot sleeve for my iced drink, wagie.
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I'm reading this in a video meeting and trying not to laugh so hard
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