Starbucks removes 13 drinks from their menu, simplifying their offerings and making baristas lives easier. /r/starbucksbaristas are NOT HAPPY
The drinks being removed are literally all either milkshakes or teenage girl non-coffee drinks, including the Java Chip Frappuccino, the Iced Matcha Lemonade, the Royal English Breakfast Latte and the Chocolate Cookie Crumble Crème Frappuccino
Note that most of these drinks can still be ordered via customising existing drinks, this change is mostly menu simplification
/r/starbucks and /r/starbucksbaristas should be very happy about this - the two subreddits are constantly filled with baristas complaining about how many ridiculous drinks they have to make, and However theyre mad, and Lets try to understand why:
/r/legaladvice lol but go off i guess
Its nasty and bland because it like only contains 20g added sugar instead of 40g added sugar (excluding literally any sugar thats in the other ingredients in the drink)??? American tastebuds have been destroyed
If customers want a stupid drink then they have to build it themselves in the app and pay more for it, and Sounds like a win win
omg! Youre not kidding anyone, youre still going to Starbucks no matter how much they charge you for your sugar slop 
i feel like 1, and Train your staff better
2, and Itll be easier for them to make now that its listed as a base drink + modifiers rather than expecting a barista to know exactly how to build a Chocolate Cookie Crumble Crème Frappuccino
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Being able to customize your drink for free is fricktarded and starbies should be charging r-slurs up the wazoo for it.
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my poor poor akwa...
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fat hand
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She makes 1 mill+ USD a year. She can afford it
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Theyre getting there, and You cant redeem stars to get literally any drink with unlimited modifiers anymore - like just basic coffees, and And now this change will make it prohibitively expensive for anyone to order a stupid milkshake
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I don't get why they even get milkshakes from starbucks.
I like milkshakes although they're absurdly bad for you so I only get one like every other year lmao, but you can get one from Coldstone Creamery and it'll taste much better than the starbucks shit (yes it will have 2000 calories).
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You know who likes milkshakes?
Ants
Holy frick I had a milkshake in the garbage can in my hotel room yesterday, came back after work and A N T C I T Y
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Ants get the fricking good shit when I'm finished with it.
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Not really related but also kinda is
I like comics
There's another one I can't find :(
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You can have the fricking milkshake.
The fricking ant gets the fricking ice-cube.
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it isn't neccy free. if you get extra they charge. if you want man milk instead of 2% they don't (at least not me).
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