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r/ERB mad that 15 year old webshow about nerds rapping in historical cosplay is getting stale

https://old.reddit.com/r/ERB/comments/1iwz1pl/whats_your_honest_opinion_on_napoleon_vs/

								

								

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The latest ERB video is 3:17 long. Minus intro, credits, and Civ 6th Ad it's only 1:40 long. :marseyraging:

Snippets of /r/ERB's latest discussion thread about the episode

What's your honest opinion on Napoleon vs. Charlemagne?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740862708B5G8D2nndNbyJg.webp

What the frick was that Harlem Shake reference?

I was fine with the Harambe line in Zilla vs Kong but...

fr, theyre lagging 10+ years behind in references

:soysnoo4:

I will say, "People still place my name next to God, Charlemagne" was pretty fire. Other than that..... idk it just felt so bland. It was short and nothing hit hard.

Sometimes they said stuff so plainly that it confused me. Like okay Charlemagne did create a "font" but him just saying that bewilders you. The same thing happens with Napoleon saying that years have four numbers but that line is a bit better

:marseysleep:

i can't even remember a single line from the battle

I can pretty much recite Napoleon vs Napoleon line by line (or at the very least some of the best zingers) and that was literally years and years ago.

Saw this one last week… genuinely cannot even remember the closing lines. It wasn't that I hated it while I watched it, but it just didn't evoke a single reaction from me.

(Kong vs Godzilla I know by heart now tho)

when the history rap show uses actual historical figures:

:soysnooseethe:

when they use japan slop affirming hyperfixation:

:soysnoo5:

A little underwhelming for me personally but I also don't know the combatants that well

:marseyshitforbrains:

It's fine ig? People are right that there's too much "verbosely explain the context of the diss before saying the diss", and the flow is weird ("Holyromanempire? established it") but some lines were funny and I like Charlemagne's first verse

I think someone in the FRB Groomercord elucidated it well; ERB is still primarily about comedy, and if you want a battle that's very technical and takes itself seriously you'll usually turn to fanmade battles. So when they do a serious military pomp-and-circumstance battle (and the first joke is a reference that's, what, 10 years out of date?), it feels sort of toothless

>erb groomercord

:marseygroomer:

This next one is my favorite post of the thread. Pure unbridled autism folx.

ERB used to be fearless. They used to tear into the biggest names in history and pop culture with no mercy. They weren't afraid to take shots, to push boundaries, to make battles that actually had bite. They went after corporate machines, they went after politicians, they went after icons—and they did it with bars that actually burned. Now? They're nothing but sellouts.

Napoleon vs. Charlemagne was clean, safe, and soulless—engineered not for impact, but for sponsorship money. No real edge, no real fire, just a dull, sanitized product meant to keep advertisers happy. This wasn't made for the fans, it was made for the brand deals. The writing was soft, the beat was rushed garbage, and the performances were lifeless. It didn't feel like a rap battle—it felt like watching two actors read lines from a script they didn't believe in.

This isn't the same ERB that went toe-to-toe with corporations and spit bars that left people speechless. This is ERB: The Business, a company that prioritizes ad revenue over creativity. They don't make battles anymore—they make content. Forgettable, disposable, corporate-approved content. And the worst part? People still defend this, acting like ERB is untouchable when it's clear they stopped caring a long time ago.

Nobody will remember this battle in a week. Heck, nobody remembers their last five. And if this is all they've got left, they should just admit they're done instead of stringing us along with these weak, sponsor-friendly excuses for battles.

This video failed pretty hard, barely broke 1 million then it flatlined. They need to either quit beating this dead horse or show us they still have that grit and determination they used to have. I'm done with the games, come on ERB, STEP UP!!!

When was ERB ever this daring counter culture critique of the establishment like this guy has deluded himself into believing it is. Toe to toe with corporations? They were funded by Disney for YEARS. How anti-establishment was Lady Gaga vs. Sarah Palin or TMNT vs Artists? Was "both of these political candidates are bad (until it's against drumpf than hillary joe kamal MUST WIN!)" really that daring of a position? They're stupid rap comedy videos for nerds and geeks and if they actually are guiding you politically you're an r-slur. Simple as.

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You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary, I sense it. But the only crack you'll find is my butt pressed against it.

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The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail

You don't have the stamina, baby, you're frail

This will be just like '08 when you fail

But Trump will appoint you to jail

:marseydarktrump:

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I saw the trump one recently I forget why (I think some r-slur on here maybe linked it). But I remember being shocked that the trump verse was actually pretty fire and dunked on Hillary while making him look pretty cool in comparison (aside from almost having him say BIPOC at the end). And then Lincoln comes in and "both sides" the argument which was completely gay and cringe but I wonder how that episode made /r/erb react cause it wasn't totally demeaning and dismissing trump.

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the Lincoln thing was a callback from the first battle. what sucks is the next two election battles: trump vs biden and trump vs kamala go REALLY into the "we need to get rid of drumpf NOW" angle and become entirely biased, removing lincoln in vs biden and trump vs kamala had teddy roosevelt show up and kind of insult both but not really. But Trump still has the best lines in all three battles :marseyxd:

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Roosevelt's clap back to Kamala was pretty good though, "Don't let getting hired be the best thing you ever do"

That was the long and short of the entire Harris campaign lol

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:marseylaughpoundfist: Honestly I forgot that line it's pretty good. Kamala vs Trump is definitely better than Biden where they had a bunch of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor preaching and a random Russian collusion cutaway gag that broke up the whole flow of the battle.

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Them glazing biden for being some sort of epic centrist racial hero and then for the next four years tweaking on the couch is the ultimate reason why they should stop doing election shit

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The Kamala battle fricking sucked, Biden was okay but Trump is just really well written no matter what

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They didn't even bother to make Trump look like a clown in that one because they were so sure Hillary was going to win. You can tell when Lincoln says to Trump "and when she DOES win...". I wouldn't be surprised if that one was memory holed

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I used to like them in high school :marseyyuihirasawa: but when they ragequit for at least a year after trump :marseybootlicker2: won I lost interest

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while making him look pretty cool in comparison (aside from almost having him say BIPOC at the end).

You mean it would have been cooler if he didn't kitty out and actually said BIPOC, right? :marseyconfused:

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Do not come

I will come.

All over your place.

I will come with my Bible, my Church, Putin, and my Evangelical fighters.

I will come and destroy your army of little libcuck gays. :soyjak: :soyjakyell: :soyjakfront:

You think your stuff is so hot?

But the only hot thing about you, is that escaping BRAP :marseyclintongarrison: building up an impenetrable fog.

You think you are the champion of the people? The one who is really brave?

Well B&$#H, newsflash. Your suffering is made up hysterics and menopausal angst,

I am the one who has survived bullets to the face.

So come off your high horse, and try out some Mcdonald's.

The clown :marseymcdonald: theres a pal, and I promised him a looksmatched partner.

WHO WON!? Trump doing robo dance in the background while Hillary is making the disappointing s*x eye-roll face.

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AIN'T NOTHING GONNA BEAT ME

NO PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV

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EH, THEY IM :marseyfreezepeach:ED ME

I STILL WALKED OUT OF DC LOOKING PEACHY :marseywalking:

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