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r/Christianity "Jesus was lovers with John and Mary"

https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/1j1fv21/trust_in_christ_not_in_christians/

								

								

Jesus defied social norms by rejecting all capitalist posessions, living a humble life with his disciples, taking on two lovers (John the beloved and Mary Magdalene) and engaging in peaceful protest against imperialists.

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Jesus defied social norms by rejecting all capitalist posessions, living a humble life with his disciples, taking on two lovers (John the beloved and Mary Magdalene) and engaging in peaceful protest against imperialists.

Apart from the bit about banging Mary Magdalene and some literal who this is all correct. Hearing it causes great cognitive dissonance in the heart of the modern "believer" and he is likely to lash out with slurs


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Wrong. No mention in the Bible of these happenings so it couldn't of happened.

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Apart from the part where it was r-slurred, it's not r-slurred. Brilliant analysis.

Also, He did not protest the imperialists, it was the Pharisees that he took issue with.

It's funny the issue was explicitly raised multiple times and his answer was the same each time - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Render_unto_Caesar

Not surprised to see failed armchair analysis from a redditor, but this is rdrama. Do better, be better.

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He also wasn't always peaceful.

Matthew 10:34

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Matthew 10:34

"Don't think that I came to send peace on the earth. I didn't come to send peace, but a sword.

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Prosperity Gospel copium


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