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Jesus defied social norms by rejecting all capitalist posessions, living a humble life with his disciples, taking on two lovers (John the beloved and Mary Magdalene) and engaging in peaceful protest against imperialists.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/1i7dcwl/comment/m8jsk11?context=8
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/u/brilliant_seagull has a reprobate mind and will spend eternity in heck.
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I don't agree with saying people are gonna go to heck, but I am pining your comment to help prevent others from looking at the nastiness peeps are replying about Jeuss.
You should be proud that you are better than other comments, but saddened by my earlier rebuke. Feel free to edit your reply to something like: "Jesus is so cool and never had any lovers because he was a cool guy who was so over that whole s*x thing.". Actually just give me ur password and I will type something good up in the edit. Thank you.
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Jesus could turn water into wine but even he couldn't make a polycule last
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But the Trinity is eternal
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Selfcest is cope for 40yo cat ladies
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You'll notice a distinct lack of lust in the trinity, where it forms the sole justification for polycopes
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I think the "EVERYONE IN HISTORY WAS GAY" types have mostly lost interest in Christianity. The Christian right was big in the Bush years, but it's mostly moribund now, so attention whores and contrarians no longer feel an urge to go declare Christ gay. The remaining mainline Protestants (that is, the kind of people one finds on /r/christianity) are just normie liberals who like Jesus.
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No. Don't disrespect Christianity ever agaib.
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Isn't the new Jesus movie starring a black lesbian?
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They're doing a stage production of the musical Jesus Christ Superstar with a black woman as Jesus, yes. I don't know if it's being filmed for anything though.
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I wonder if they'll try this next.
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Most devout /r/Christianity poster
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Mods are retards.
In the Rules:
The Banner (wtf?):
math is gay and not very godly. real niggas don't need math, "if you havr 3 loafs of bread how many people can you feed", how about you just make tons of bread with miracles and feed all????????
iis an imginary number unlikr God who is REAL.eis first letter of word *vil so they are promoting demonic math to hurt Jesus's feeling which is very rude and makes me angry because Jesus is my friend.piyum i like this one!!!!+1Theyy say this to hurt people who don't have any friends and remind them of their loneliness when they get a plus one to events. Very mean.0They are using name they used to call me in HS to bully Jesus. Very, very rude.Jump in the discussion.
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Apart from the bit about banging Mary Magdalene and some literal who this is all correct. Hearing it causes great cognitive dissonance in the heart of the modern "believer" and he is likely to lash out with slurs
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Apart from the part where it was r-slurred, it's not r-slurred. Brilliant analysis.
Also, He did not protest the imperialists, it was the Pharisees that he took issue with.
It's funny the issue was explicitly raised multiple times and his answer was the same each time - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Render_unto_Caesar
Not surprised to see failed armchair analysis from a redditor, but this is rdrama. Do better, be better.
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He also wasn't always peaceful.
Matthew 10:34
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Matthew 10:34
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Prosperity Gospel copium
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Wrong. No mention in the Bible of these happenings so it couldn't of happened.
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Jesus was a nonbinary gay Palestinian ninja turtle
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Snapshots:
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That last one is just bait, because the accepted typology has always been that the Church is the bride of Christ. As for the lovers with John and Mary, this is just mashing together two old theories that (1) Jesus was married to Mary of Magdala and (2) the 'beloved disciple' means they were lovers. If you're older than ten years old you'll hear all kinds of crap from liberal 'Christians' so this shouldn't be shocking or surprising to anyone.
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im shocked and surprised b3cause i live in a small rural red city in a red state and have never even seen a liberal in real life, though i once saw black guy
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that gay butt neighbor, Jesus, poured nuru oil all over John's feet and licked them dry
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no one on this site likes u. ur just annoying tbh. like a gnat.
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