@CCAlkie's comment on 'Twitter user makes lame tweet about wanting SNL chick to "Please put my balls in a waffle maker.", Rightoid twitter account speculates that this is a greater symptom of the conspiracy of soyification of zoomoid libs who are afraid to talk to women, or something:'

Twitter user makes lame tweet about wanting SNL chick to "Please put my balls in a waffle maker.", Rightoid twitter account speculates that this is a greater symptom of the conspiracy of soyification of zoomoid libs who are afraid to talk to women, or something:

https://x.com/TheDimitriT/status/1895512029093617879

The clearest tell that an anon poster is a zoomer who is afraid of talking to women is that their first thought upon seeing a beautiful woman is wanting to be dominated rather than being the one doing the dominating https://t.co/eONNhEzfHA
— Dimitri (@TheDimitriT) February 28, 2025

!nonchuds !moidmoment

No offense to this guy but I find this type of sexuality so unappealing lol. No I do not want to put your frenulum in a blender

Please mommy you're so hot grate my peepee like mozzarella

:computergigachadtalking:

Has nobody been exposed to this meme? This is a trend people, not meant to be taken literally

The clearest tell someone is a boomer is being unable to identify when something is obviously a meme or not

Why do you think it's a meme in the first place genius

"Listen here LIBTARD, memes are memes because they are actually SERIOUS GODDARN BUSINESS."

:#speechbubble:

It's safe horny to be aggressed upon, not to be the aggressor. Imagine if James Bond slapped a waitress on the butt in the year of Our Lord 2025

We need to retvrn

:#speechbubble:

Yeah bro it's just a joke calm down

I'm sure it is buddy now go get your balls smashed

:marseyseethetalking:

Bros trying to do a philosophical analysis of people shitposting on X

Behind every banger shitpost is a deep kernel of truth which permeates the collective consciousness. This is what good shitposters are tapping into.

:chudsoytalking: :soytosstalking:

what if the immediate thought upon viewing such hotness is "i will die for her?" am i also a gay zoomer loser?

No, this is heroic and based

:#speechbubble:

Being dominated is socially acceptable. Dominating is worthy of prison time.

We rejected this at the ballot box

>"Sleepy Joe has been a disaster! This stupid president wanted every man to be dominated by mommy milkers! And quite frankly, its a disgrace. We cannot allow that. We have to let our men dominate women, or we aren't gonna have a country anymore."

:marseytrumpsstalking:

Hey dimitri. I don't think the user would actually want his balls to be put in a waffle maker if it came down do it. Tbh I think it was just meant to be funny. I hope this helps.