Twitter user makes lame tweet about wanting SNL chick to "Please put my balls in a waffle maker.", Rightoid twitter account speculates that this is a greater symptom of the conspiracy of soyification of zoomoid libs who are afraid to talk to women, or something:

https://x.com/TheDimitriT/status/1895512029093617879

!nonchuds !moidmoment

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No offense to this guy but I find this type of sexuality so unappealing lol. No I do not want to put your frenulum in a blender

Please mommy you're so hot grate my peepee like mozzarella

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Has nobody been exposed to this meme? This is a trend people, not meant to be taken literally

The clearest tell someone is a boomer is being unable to identify when something is obviously a meme or not

Why do you think it's a meme in the first place genius

"Listen here LIBTARD, memes are memes because they are actually SERIOUS GODDARN BUSINESS."

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It's safe horny to be aggressed upon, not to be the aggressor. Imagine if James Bond slapped a waitress on the butt in the year of Our Lord 2025

We need to retvrn

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Yeah bro it's just a joke calm down

I'm sure it is buddy now go get your balls smashed

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Bros trying to do a philosophical analysis of people shitposting on X

Behind every banger shitpost is a deep kernel of truth which permeates the collective consciousness. This is what good shitposters are tapping into.

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what if the immediate thought upon viewing such hotness is "i will die for her?" am i also a gay zoomer loser?

No, this is heroic and based

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Being dominated is socially acceptable. Dominating is worthy of prison time.

We rejected this at the ballot box

>"Sleepy Joe has been a disaster! This stupid president wanted every man to be dominated by mommy milkers! And quite frankly, its a disgrace. We cannot allow that. We have to let our men dominate women, or we aren't gonna have a country anymore."

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Hey dimitri. I don't think the user would actually want his balls to be put in a waffle maker if it came down do it. Tbh I think it was just meant to be funny. I hope this helps.

Insightful stuff, r-slur

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I would beat the ever loving shit out of her with a coffee table book

Much better

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>It's safe horny to be aggressed upon, not to be the aggressor. Imagine if James Bond slapped a waitress on the butt in the year of Our Lord 2025

This is basically what it comes down to. Operating within the insane bounds of whatever is considered safe horny in $CURRENT_YEAR.

Of course in 10 years these tweets may end up causing you to lose your job, as the boundaries continue to shift.

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It is also incredibly unsexy as women will continue to trend submissive in the bedroom.

It overall just sucks and hetero guys who put on a submissive front should remove themselves from the gene pool.

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hetero guys who put on a submissive front

They yearn to bite the pillow whether they know it or not yet :marseybottompat:

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Of course in 10 years these tweets may end up causing you to lose your job, as the boundaries continue to shift.

:#marseysalat: Inshallah the wickedness of lust will be punished by Allah's curse.

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It's basically just a way of being like "I'm not a threat! I love when women dominate me!" It's just loser shit.

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None of this would be a problem if men didn't exist :marseynails:

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I saw that comment and had the same question, it's weird how people still won't say "she's pretty" but instead "please hurt me" but it's whatever :marseysipping:

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I don't think the rightoid post is wrong, it's cringe though

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Wrong

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There's also the content angle. Saying, "she's super hot" isn't funny, it's not new, no one gives a shit.

Saying some off the wall shit that adds up to "she's hot" plays way better.

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It was kinda funny when it was unexpected, now any post of a hot woman ends up getting a reply like this and it's annoying,

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Saying some off the wall shit that adds up to "she's hot" plays way better.

No, it's lame and no one gives a shit.

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The r-slur posting for attention gives a shit though

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He should be mocked and harassed until he kills himself.

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This is the best (argument?) I've read so far

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The safehorny epidemic is real

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put my balls in a dyson airblade hand dryer after scrubbing them raw with Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740948654o18oEzv4Em2wLw.webp :#marseyfrozen: 💨

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thatd be fresh af

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>rightoid sees blatantly creepy post

>"why are they making the r*pe WOKE?!"

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"This type of post is deep down a cry for help posted by your average bluepilled soygoloid zoomer. They have been conditioned to REPRESS masculinity and impotently support femdom in order to reafirm and understand their place in the post-MeToo longhouse. This is disgraceful. Men must be free and RETVRN to dominating woman again. Keep your chin up king. Reject the longhouse"

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This but unironically. Zoomers need to destrag or Gen Alpha is gonna take all their b-words

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There is no r*pe. He wants the woman to crush his balls. Zoomers are such strags its unreal

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Rightoid advice: talk about :rape: frequently and how much you like to :rape: :marseydisconcerting:

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I think its really problematic how much chuds talk about :#rape:

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Well meme or not the "uwu mommy step on me" cringelords are neckbeards who should go to heck

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Femdom is the gayest way to have heterosexual s*x. Two dudes fricking is less gay, because at least one man is dominant.

Stay tuned for more of Cobra Commander's drunk wisdom.

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:marseyhesright#: Not OP, the twitter guy.

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>if you goon in the wrong way, you are le soy

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Why is no one telling me who she is

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I think it's :andrewtate: Tate McRae

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@Grue they are bullying again :marseytears:

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Okay I'll put a stop to their evil :marseystrong#:

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rubys dad

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Carp's husbando :truestorybro:

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i love mommies frick this thread of chuds :wolfwillowschnee:

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The safe horny nerds have ruined my kink for actually getting my balls injured in over the top ways

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Is he your Varangian? :marseylaying:

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he protects me from creepy anime women :viking:

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embrace it

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