Twitter user makes lame tweet about wanting SNL chick to "Please put my balls in a waffle maker.", Rightoid twitter account speculates that this is a greater symptom of the conspiracy of soyification of zoomoid libs who are afraid to talk to women, or something:

The clearest tell that an anon poster is a zoomer who is afraid of talking to women is that their first thought upon seeing a beautiful woman is wanting to be dominated rather than being the one doing the dominating https://t.co/eONNhEzfHA

— Dimitri (@TheDimitriT) February 28, 2025

!nonchuds !moidmoment

No offense to this guy but I find this type of sexuality so unappealing lol. No I do not want to put your frenulum in a blender

Please mommy you're so hot grate my peepee like mozzarella

Has nobody been exposed to this meme? This is a trend people, not meant to be taken literally

The clearest tell someone is a boomer is being unable to identify when something is obviously a meme or not

Why do you think it's a meme in the first place genius

"Listen here LIBTARD, memes are memes because they are actually SERIOUS GODDARN BUSINESS."

It's safe horny to be aggressed upon, not to be the aggressor. Imagine if James Bond slapped a waitress on the butt in the year of Our Lord 2025

We need to retvrn

Yeah bro it's just a joke calm down

I'm sure it is buddy now go get your balls smashed

Bros trying to do a philosophical analysis of people shitposting on X

Behind every banger shitpost is a deep kernel of truth which permeates the collective consciousness. This is what good shitposters are tapping into.

what if the immediate thought upon viewing such hotness is "i will die for her?" am i also a gay zoomer loser?

No, this is heroic and based

Being dominated is socially acceptable. Dominating is worthy of prison time.

We rejected this at the ballot box

>"Sleepy Joe has been a disaster! This stupid president wanted every man to be dominated by mommy milkers! And quite frankly, its a disgrace. We cannot allow that. We have to let our men dominate women, or we aren't gonna have a country anymore."

Hey dimitri. I don't think the user would actually want his balls to be put in a waffle maker if it came down do it. Tbh I think it was just meant to be funny. I hope this helps.

Insightful stuff, r-slur

I would beat the ever loving shit out of her with a coffee table book

Much better