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[birdpost] unfortunately for you i am depicting you as the angry ovenbird and me as the calm black and white warbler

obligatory no handling birds without permits or i'm gonna fricking GET YOU!!!

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without permits

suck an r-slured logic. the government gets to decidr whether you can touch a bird?

people are so r-slurred and by people i mean you

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!edgelords grab a bird TODAY

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ok well technically the station needs the permit from the USGS or wherever but you really shouldnt handle a bird without training because they're r-slurredly fragile and will die if you look at them the wrong way

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these type of laws didnt exist up until the last 100 years, birds survived just fine. r-slurs love gov telling them what to do probably because they didn't have a strong father figure growing up. resolve ur daddy issues before u come on here talking nonzense again u fricking skank.

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this is not even a govt thing dude

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they genuinely really didnt lmfao they literally were all getting killed

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oh but they still exist though? so they must not have all been killed.

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now i know you are messing with me. my abilities have been clouded by marijuana however i see through you now

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Passenger pigeons hate him

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