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T3D_SIMP bird/watcher the b-word is BACK!  5d ago (image post) 532 thread views #347332 earned 412 coins from votes
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[birdpost] unfortunately for you i am depicting you as the angry ovenbird and me as the calm black and white warbler

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obligatory no handling birds without permits or i'm gonna fricking GET YOU!!!

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this is me in high school handling a golden eagle :eaglelook:

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That hair :adore:

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It's a gay bleach done almost right, don't drool too much.

@peepeehands confirm

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is that swim team hair, or are you just really really hwhite? :marseyhankhill:

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i bleached my hair every year for state track :marseysonic:

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Track really is the sport for neurodivergents isn't it?

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Cross country is even worse.

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Cross Countey was pretty much the sport for the band/choir kids when I was in school.

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It's the sport for :marseyautism:'s who are too uncoordinated to catch a ball and can't compete with mbombe in track.

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Very nice :#boomermonster:

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for state track

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!metashit @peepeehands dox!!!!!! :marseybinos:

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me handling a rare oriental bird (ignore the tattoo I'm having it lazered off)

!yellowfever

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>that nose

Does she peg you with it sometimes?

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Every time she says a racial slur it grows.

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!incels !chuds mentalcel spotted

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Ngl I expected you to be a gigafat or something.

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That was probably 20 years ago. Lotta time to balloon :marseyscooter:

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Speaking from experience? :marseyobesescale:

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Why are you asking this? Are you speaking from experience? :marseychonkerindignant:

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i was thinking chubby and somewhat swarthy

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YO THAT'S COOL AS FRICK I'M JEALOUS

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that is not at all how i pictured you

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FAKECEL. I FOUGHT FOR YOU. YOU WILL BE CURSED FROM NOW ON.

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Mayo monkey

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Bro you'd be a perfect match for that schizo asian woman who thinks her sister's in-laws are out to get her.

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she already rejected me :marseydepressed:

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I know :marseydejected:. But hey, maybe she'll change her mind if you show her some support! I think if you do that and rename yourself to "poopoopeepeehands", you'll have a real shot!

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He has Golden SuperAryan hair! :marseysoypoint:

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The weak fear the strong :marseyiwannachokeyou:

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How did it taste?

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Me stunting on TED (she's not impressed)

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if a human moid did this to me i would probably be just as bewildered and confused as the female bird

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YOU WILL GO TO HECK FOR THIS

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@Nightcrawler

!christians

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>YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT BIRD :marseybong:

the only way I handle birds is with my shotgun (and I sure as heck don't have a license)

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my boss accidentally shot a bluebird once. or so he says

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FOID

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:marseysoyhype: OH wow! Is that a bird???

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what if bird handles you

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Somebody get this fatty on oxygen. :marseywheeze:

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that's okay

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obligatory no handling birds without permits

:marseyjanny2talking:

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i feel compelled to say it. just in case!

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Hey Ted, this isn't really related to birds but if I ever saw you IRL I'd r*pe you, and I mean this in the best way possible :marseytedsimp2love::marseytedsimp2love::marseytedsimp2love:

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aight

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I'm sorry. I had a couple drinks too many when I typed this. I didn't mean it seriously at that point either just to be clear, I just thought it was very funny. Evidently it isn't

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im gonna r*pe you back

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It made me laugh :lol:

Don't apologize to women :smh:

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:#marseyspalslurp:

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cool post, ted.

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Ted can you confirm or deny the allegations that you are having s*x with resident oldstrag boomer :boomermonster:/coon abuser :coonsmuggenocide: @WootFatigue

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i am not

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You're not denying the allegations? :marseypoggers:

!metashit bombshell dropped

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:marseyw#ink:

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without permits

suck an r-slured logic. the government gets to decidr whether you can touch a bird?

people are so r-slurred and by people i mean you

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ok well technically the station needs the permit from the USGS or wherever but you really shouldnt handle a bird without training because they're r-slurredly fragile and will die if you look at them the wrong way

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these type of laws didnt exist up until the last 100 years, birds survived just fine. r-slurs love gov telling them what to do probably because they didn't have a strong father figure growing up. resolve ur daddy issues before u come on here talking nonzense again u fricking skank.

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this is not even a govt thing dude

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they genuinely really didnt lmfao they literally were all getting killed

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oh but they still exist though? so they must not have all been killed.

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now i know you are messing with me. my abilities have been clouded by marijuana however i see through you now

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Passenger pigeons hate him

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!edgelords grab a bird TODAY

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:marseynotes::✔️

:eaglenotes::😮

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>le birdpost guyzzz :#bigsmilesoyjak:

Go back to your groomercord server

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NO

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Warble deez nuts xD

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birds on my property its my bird :marseyindignant:

laws arent real

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>man hands

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ill r*pe you too

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with your man hands?

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yeah

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Is it true that ovenbirds are an invasive species native to Israel?

:#marseywink:

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which one specifically? there is the ovenbird that lives in the US which is a warbler, and a separate, totally unrelated family called the ovenbirds that live elsewhere

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:#marseybootscoot:

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