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[birdpost] unfortunately for you i am depicting you as the angry ovenbird and me as the calm black and white warbler

obligatory no handling birds without permits or i'm gonna fricking GET YOU!!!

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this is me in high school handling a golden eagle :eaglelook:

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The weak fear the strong :marseyiwannachokeyou:

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That hair :adore:

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It's a gay bleach done almost right, don't drool too much.

@peepeehands confirm

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is that swim team hair, or are you just really really hwhite? :marseyhankhill:

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i bleached my hair every year for state track :marseysonic:

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Track really is the sport for neurodivergents isn't it?

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Cross country is even worse.

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Cross Countey was pretty much the sport for the band/choir kids when I was in school.

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It's the sport for :marseyautism:'s who are too uncoordinated to catch a ball and can't compete with mbombe in track.

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Very nice :#boomermonster:

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for state track

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me handling a rare oriental bird (ignore the tattoo I'm having it lazered off)

!yellowfever

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>that nose

Does she peg you with it sometimes?

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Every time she says a racial slur it grows.

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!incels !chuds mentalcel spotted

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Ngl I expected you to be a gigafat or something.

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That was probably 20 years ago. Lotta time to balloon :marseyscooter:

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Speaking from experience? :marseyobesescale:

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Why are you asking this? Are you speaking from experience? :marseychonkerindignant:

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i was thinking chubby and somewhat swarthy

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YO THAT'S COOL AS FRICK I'M JEALOUS

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that is not at all how i pictured you

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FAKECEL. I FOUGHT FOR YOU. YOU WILL BE CURSED FROM NOW ON.

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Mayo monkey

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Bro you'd be a perfect match for that schizo asian woman who thinks her sister's in-laws are out to get her.

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she already rejected me :marseydepressed:

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I know :marseydejected:. But hey, maybe she'll change her mind if you show her some support! I think if you do that and rename yourself to "poopoopeepeehands", you'll have a real shot!

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He has Golden SuperAryan hair! :marseysoypoint:

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How did it taste?

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