Boarding a plane, trying to get home from vacation. It's already 11, I'm not gonna get home until 1 am. I'm like the last person to board. Suddenly people are yelling for a medic down the tunnel. I instantly know I am fricked. I just spent 5 days in Dutch harbor because a fricking eagle got sucked into a plane turbine and then weather rolled in. I am sick to death of fricking airports.
Police and ambulances show up outside. I go to the bar and start talking to some really drunk dude. Eventually more people from the flight shows up and the drunk guy asks what the heck happened and this dude is like "bro I don't want to talk. She died in my arms." He's being all intense and weird about it because apparently he's never seen someone die before.
I guess they somehow had an allergic reaction in a fricking airplane, God knows why. What pisses me off is if they had died ten minutes earlier I would be flying home. Or ten minutes later we would be in the air and I would be on my way there.
Now I'm not going to get home until 6 fricking AM, and my sleep schedule which I just fixed is completely destroyed.
Why the frick do people have to be so god darn inconvenient when they die? What a b-word.
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Business class absolutely gets served a welcome beverage here, with alcohol as an option. If you aren't, it's a sign your cabin crew doesn't have its shit together and is cutting corners. Where are your cabin crews based out of?
I have only gotten a face towel on international business for U.S. airlines, though.
We should, however, talk about how Lufthansa business class is just economy seating with the middle seat not used (not a great pic, but this is it):
Same here in California. Do you not understand that states have different laws?
Wait, you think their domestic flight products approach the quality of their international products?
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That's Lufthansa City for a short haul flight between London and Frankfurt.
I'm talking Business Class where you can lay down and sleep.
I went to CA twice in my life (both times for Blizzcon) and will never go back.
So no, don't care.
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The seats are fine, but the espresso sucks on Lufthansa A380 international business. Kinda cool being on the upper deck though. Feels like old-school 747 configurations.
Okay. You're the one who complained about your state's nanny laws on booze.
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America has nanny laws on booze as a whole (PA being the worst).
In Germany I can walk around anywhere at anytime with an open container of alcohol.
Stop trying to make it out to be better than it is.
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Sorry, can't hear you over the music here in New Orleans as I carry around my drink anywhere I want. Also, San Francisco has open container areas now. Have fun in your failing German economy, I guess. I hope your weed shops stop being shit.
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Two cities
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The two I happen to be in this week, hardly a complete list. How many cities have you been in this week with economies that are growing? "But I can have my open beverages!" Fricking Eurocels.
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