So like I went for eggs and saw this. $14.14 for eggs but there ain't no eggs. Can some politicope person tell me if there is something going on? I know Trump or Biden is at fault I just need to know which one to rage at.
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the eggs are a metaphor for your ovaries
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zing pin!
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I'm divorceddadmaxxing for the evil stepmom slot.
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Trump personally sent all Eggs to Russia, its all part of the grand plan
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Why is everyone trying to blame Trump or Biden and no one is trying to blame the chickens for giving each other aids?
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Biden r*ped the chickens and gave them aids
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Twice?!?!
Where does he get the stamina from?
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Biden r*ped the chickens and gave them aids
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Biden clearly could not consent. The chicken was the
all along
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Frick those ladygardeny chickens.
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Biden r*ped the chickens and gave them aids
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Step aside, I'm an eggspert
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I saw that and lol'd and left it. The 18 pack was sold out but I like to give rdrama room for zingers.
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You're so thoughtful
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He's eggsactly right.
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Bird flu going around and they killed a ton of the chickens to keep it from spreading and/or getting into people.
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They have been bought. The !freemarket has determined that this is an excellent price for eggs.
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No lie. The organic brown eggs at $5 are cheaper than the chicken factory eggs ($8-9). Large too!
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Costco and Sams sell 60 eggs for $16
buy them and then price gouge your neighbors for $1 per egg
!freemarket
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It's because low supply from chickens catching diseases, blaming one lobbyists over another for it is stupid
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Think about it: Did you ever hear of a virus before?
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Well that's no fun! Why be on the internet if I can't politicope rage?
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Blame whoever killed Peanut the squirrel.
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You can blame corporate greed. That's always a easy target for rage.
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I just bought a dozen for $5.99
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It says $5.99 EACH you actually paid over 70 dollars you idiot
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OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!
But I didn't notice cause I'm rich.
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That's what I bought for like 20 cents more! This is Biden's america!
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West Coast L
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Depending on who you hate more, it's because of Trump's tariffs, or it's because a bunch of chickens were culled under Biden, or it's because they were culled due to H5N1, which is either Trump's fault for something Covid or other or Biden's fault for something Covid or other
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Bird flu is killing birds
I say this as a feminist ally
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There are no Biden eggs left over. This is 100% a trump problem. #honeymoonsover
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Eggs are $4.59 CAD right now for large in Canada we'd send you some but you're ladygardens so no eggs for you.
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14? Is that for an 18 pack? I bought a dozen just yesterday for 9.
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Yep 18 and the only batch sold out. Luckily, I don't use eggs too much.
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I'm sorry to tell you this but your local grocer is a Nazi. This is a reference to the 14 words, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." coined by David Lane. I wouldn't give them my business anymore if I were you.
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I just found 15 turkey eggs today had to follow the turkey around for an hour doing r-slurred sht before she went back to her nest
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How are Turkey eggs compared to chicken eggs? Good?
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I put those in the inccubator but I tried one before I don't think it was any differet a little bigger
she was so sad when I took her eggs
and locked her in bird jail 
but sometimes you have to be mean to do the right thing
been thinking about how that's a metaphor for society all day
modern rslurs prioritize being nice over doing good
the nice thing to do is let the turkey sit on her nest in ignorant bliss until a raccoon or coyote kills her
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I've moved in from eggs. Too much money. Fish for breakfast now
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Rugged and valid.
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Aliens are no longer abducting cows but chickens instead.
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since there were none, did you lay yours?
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Ain't nobody want that dust.
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Dusty eggs!
And now they are clean!
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I got 18 eggs for $6 at the local hippy grocery store.
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12 were $6 but the 18-count was gone.
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I bought 6 for six dollars like half an hour ago wtf
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I think these stores are price gouging again. I refuse to believe the small hippy store is paying less for eggs than the giant grocery chains.
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I miss having neighbors that raised chickens. The eggs were better and didn't cost a buck each
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You guys live in shitty places apparently, plenty of normal priced eggs here in Tejas
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Is that Mexican?
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hot potato issue. us farmers don't wanna jab their chickens bc they can't export them. but exports on eggs isn't a huge market. farmers have a lotttttt of clout the largest billionaire clan is a family of produce/farmers, Cargill-McMillan and theres a lot of food barons who actually have political influence over their states. so no vaxxed chickens bird flu raises prices every once in a while and this potato keeps burning us.
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I will shamelessly say that The Bachelor taught me farmers are worth a shit ton of money. There was one on the show worth millions. They had some show where the women had to sniff out the rich guy and the poor guy. The uber wealthy guy was a farmer, and all the girls snubbed him except one. One girl knew he had money. lol
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That's in Georgia?? Here in DFW I buy them for $3.89 a dozen
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Yeah rural Georgia but for whatever reason things are expensive.
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