/r/starbucks wagies discuss their favourite morning shift drinks. They're all terrible and hardly any include coffee

>work in coffee shop

>what should I drink during my morning shift to give me energy

Let's look at the comments.

Caffeine doesn't affect me so I need sugar to keep me up. I usually make myself a nice hot tea with some honey to sip during opening and then a sweet cream nitro shot a couple hours in and a nice hot chocolate with caramel for my first break. Then if I start fading later a shot of flavoured CF (sometimes with an espresso shot in it for flavour) to keep me going.

Dependent on sugar ? I wonder why ?

Her profile is exactly what you'd expect: overweight, asexual and regularly reviews and posts about /r/toogoodtogo sweet bundles. She also uses the worst phone font I've ever seen:

Not coffee but 1. Half orange juice half defense up over ice 2. Melon burst topped w defense up 3. Melon burst topped w SAR and light Blackberry :)

lol

tropical citrus no green tea sub refresher of your choice :)

>work at Starbucks

>drink juice

>want people to believe that you're a serious barista

Venti Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew w/ 1 extra pumps of vanilla ❤️🥹😘

You're going to die.

i ask the partners i open with to pick a number 6 through 12 and then chug that many blonde shots, this typically wakes me up lol

You might already be dead.

If you are going to drink a very high caffeine beverage, make sure you use milk with the highest fat content possible, it will help shield you from a crash later and extend the potency of the caffeine. For me now, the minimum is breve but I used to just add a pat of butter to steamed coconut/almond mix and it worked well as a "bulletproof" latte.

This dude's adding butter to his latte

If you don't like oat milk or blonde espresso, I recommend a shaken espresso sub 3 white mocha and 2 brown sugar syrup with cinnamon powder. I used to get half white mocha half toffee nut but…. Rip toffee nut.

Midnight drink, 3 scoops of vanilla bean powder, and extra coconut milk.

Apparently the Midnight Drink is:

Delicious flavors of sweet blackberries paired with notes of sage are shaken with ice, coconutmilk and blackberry inclusions—a perfect balance of flavors creating a refreshing, craveable beverage for the season.

Coffee?