/r/starbucks wagies discuss their favourite morning shift drinks. They're all terrible and hardly any include coffee
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Caffeine doesn't affect me so I need sugar to keep me up. I usually make myself a nice hot tea with some honey to sip during opening and then a sweet cream nitro shot a couple hours in and a nice hot chocolate with caramel for my first break. Then if I start fading later a shot of flavoured CF (sometimes with an espresso shot in it for flavour) to keep me going.
Dependent on sugar 
? I wonder why ?
Her profile is exactly what you'd expect: overweight, asexual and regularly reviews and posts about /r/toogoodtogo sweet bundles. She also uses the worst phone font I've ever seen:
Not coffee but 1. Half orange juice half defense up over ice 2. Melon burst topped w defense up 3. Melon burst topped w SAR and light Blackberry :)
lol
tropical citrus no green tea sub refresher of your choice :)
Venti Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew w/ 1 extra pumps of vanilla ❤️🥹😘
You're going to die.
i ask the partners i open with to pick a number 6 through 12 and then chug that many blonde shots, this typically wakes me up lol
You might already be dead.
If you are going to drink a very high caffeine beverage, make sure you use milk with the highest fat content possible, it will help shield you from a crash later and extend the potency of the caffeine. For me now, the minimum is breve but I used to just add a pat of butter to steamed coconut/almond mix and it worked well as a "bulletproof" latte.
This dude's adding butter to his latte 
If you don't like oat milk or blonde espresso, I recommend a shaken espresso sub 3 white mocha and 2 brown sugar syrup with cinnamon powder. I used to get half white mocha half toffee nut but…. Rip toffee nut.
Midnight drink, 3 scoops of vanilla bean powder, and extra coconut milk.
Apparently the Midnight Drink is:
Delicious flavors of sweet blackberries paired with notes of sage are shaken with ice, coconutmilk and blackberry inclusions—a perfect balance of flavors creating a refreshing, craveable beverage for the season.
Coffee?
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/u/eloquentpetrichor have you considered the impact of consuming 2000 calories in just drinks before lunch on your overall health and appearance?
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No don't ping please. I don't mind people pinging typical Redditors who understand what they're getting into, but this is a not tech savvy normie.
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Afraid they will get spooked and delete their account?
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If you're going to bully them online they have the right to know it's happening imo. If you're afraid of hurting their feelings maybe don't post pics of them on an anonymous gossip website?
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I get your point and it's thoughts like this that keep me up at night, but I quite like staring from a distance rather than actively involving them.
She's not involved in any metadrama that should make her eligible for pinging (like the /r/WaltDisneyWorld bathroom selfie guy) so it doesn't seem fair to involve her.
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I know what you mean, I always feel kind of bad when people I qt on twitter actually reply to my post with 3 likes
But I'm not sure avoiding that feeling by screenshotting them and sharing it around in private is morally any better it's just a cope
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Am I a bad person?
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You're on this site, so probably.
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Even the "good" people love to talk shit they just mask it with platitudes
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You're British so
Yes you are bad
No you are not a person
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oh
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Too late
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Nooooooooooooo
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The top result is 130 calories.
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/product/2124651/hot/nutrition
The next highest result in the thread is 220 calories
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/product/2123431/iced
If it's once in a while, that's fine
. But every single shift? 
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The hot chocolate she says she has second is 280 in a tall size without the extra caramel shot
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Somehow missed that comment. Tea with honey and "sweet cream nitro shot" don't seem that bad. The tall "sweet cream nitro" is 70 calories, so I'm guessing a shot is around 9 calories?
You might be wrong about the hot chocolate, the 280 calories one is with whipped cream and a caramel drizzle. If we're charitable, depending on the milk a hot chocolate with no whipped cream will be between 190-230 calories. Add on a caramel shot and it's between 210-250 calories. Which is fine to drink once in a while, but every shift and we're in
territory.
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