https://old.reddit.com/r/AskLE/comments/1jl6bxv/masturbated_at_work_polygraph_disqualified/
Well I guess more "Candidate Coomer" since he can't get hired to Weasel Pinning Squad due to his recent history of jacking off at work 
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Let me who hasn't jerked it in the work bathroom throw the first stone.
!coomers back me up here
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It's a point of no return where you should probably just keep yourself safe before police pull you out from a bush in a children's playground, not even because of pdf reasons, but because you were seeking out the ultimate risky thrill.
Fricking a coworker in a bathroom is pretty based tho.
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I used to work with a guy who got fired for shagging his foid in the cleanroom at work
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Neighbour what are you talking about? Sometimes you just need to empty your balls, it's got nothing to do with thrill.
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Bro you can't wait like literally 4 hours? There's something very demented about jacking it at work
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Spoken like someone who doesn't jack it 5 times a day.
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I've never jerked off at work, what is wrong with you
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I'm very high T
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same bro. same.
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I'm Spartacus.
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