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Well I guess more "Candidate Coomer" since he can't get hired to Weasel Pinning Squad due to his recent history of jacking off at work 
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Let me who hasn't jerked it in the work bathroom throw the first stone.
!coomers back me up here
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It's a point of no return where you should probably just keep yourself safe before police pull you out from a bush in a children's playground, not even because of pdf reasons, but because you were seeking out the ultimate risky thrill.
Fricking a coworker in a bathroom is pretty based tho.
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I used to work with a guy who got fired for shagging his foid in the cleanroom at work
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Neighbour what are you talking about? Sometimes you just need to empty your balls, it's got nothing to do with thrill.
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Bro you can't wait like literally 4 hours? There's something very demented about jacking it at work
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Spoken like someone who doesn't jack it 5 times a day.
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I've never jerked off at work, what is wrong with you
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I'm very high T
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same bro. same.
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I'm Spartacus.
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he should have simply edged and he would have been fine. No real gooner eould have this problem
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Why would he get DQ'd? All cops do is sit around in their cruisers and jerk it.
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Same reason you'd get DQ'ed in trying to enlist in the military for any disqualifying reason.
If you can't lie when joining then you won't lie to back up your brothers-in-arms in the court of law
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probably lied about it during the polyquiz but /u/CrabPeopleGod really wasn't very clear on that point.
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Gooners only for the Special Weasel And Tactics group.
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Marquis de Redditor
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Some scientists think it could be lifestyle related (herbs, garlic, unknown), but it is a FACT : JEWISH WOMEN UNDERGARMENTS are rated LEAST ATTRACTIVE SMELL to all men, in many studies.
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