can't even stick a needle into your broworker's peepee anymore smh political correctness gone too far

Farva always trying be a buzzkill

If you're a police officer with a gun and you don't shoot a neighbor for needling your peepee, you should be defrocked

Adderall actually counteracts the Viagra. Stimulants usually make people horny but it also makes it harder to have erections and even shrinks the maximum size of your peepee while on them. This is why "coke peepee" is a thing.

This dude is an experienced freak, the Adderall + Viagra combo is a goonermaxxers dream.

>I dunno anything about Viagra but presumably your peepee would explode

I think you'd just have a dangerous drop in blood pressure. Viagra is a vasodilator - it was originally made for hypertension.

Adderall is a (mild) vasoconstrictor like most stimulants though so maybe that counteracts it a little.

Was something better in there with poo-lice somewhere but I'm too hung over

White man chief of police takes a shit in the office in front of everybody.

SrdinianTourist : Wow how could the pajeets do this.

SrdinianTourist poo fetish moment.

Real live, if its white pooping in the office is alright moment. If its brown something is very wrong even if pooping in the bathroom moment.

What's a little drugging among friends?

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We need better mental health awareness in this country. He can't help it. It's not his fault

bumper stickers work even better

It stinks.

Someone needs to get him a YouTube prank channel. Might be dicey wearing the uniform, but I think that's the ticket to monetization

He sneaks up on a homie and pulls his pants UP

He rolls up to street hookers and kisses them

He waits at the court house and fake arrests a judge

Frick the pension, this is his meal ticket now.

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I didn't finish the article, but I like how shaving himself wasn't even really mentioned lol

Ay dios mio!

It's better if this is just the tip of the iceberg, and he's Loki incarnate or something

Crusty bits from dried semen and poo poo in his underpants

Smegma, you should look it up.

Common in the anteater-set

Fricking youtube comments holy shit:

but he's the chief and he can pull anyone off any case. Not saying the chief just wants to do that at any time though. It's obvious these officers don't like the chief and is trying to get him fired. At least there's a group out for the Chief and I question anyone using these tactics videoing another officer possibly setting up evidence. Like it or not not sticking to that thin Blue line exposes a massive crack in that police department. Even if the Chief is drunk, he is your Chief and you protect him from all situations and deal with all problems internally. The public doesn't need to see videos like this. The public has no business knowing any information about public safety employees.

This skit was written by someone who has worked around drywallers.

NEVER open a 5 gallon pail in the dumpster.