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Aevann capy/bara world's largest rodent  3d ago (lrt.lt) 391 thread views #353708 earned 172 coins from votes spent 305 currency on pings

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2525052/lithuania-recovers-us-army-vehicle-from-swamp

!marseyartists why dont we have any shrek marseys

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I wonder how they died? Immediately submerged and drowned or slowly suffocated by mud? A shitty way to go either way.

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Almost immediately submerged, then slowly sinking further down into the mire.

The vehicle would have gradually flooded over minutes, so the crew had plenty of time to experience their own demise.

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I wonder how this happened. Is Lithuania uncapable of marking it's swamps properly? Were the burger soldiers completely r-slurred and drove an armored vehicle through a swamp? Was everybody involved in this drunk? :marseydrunk:

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The real question is why did our vehicle lose to a b-word butt european swamp

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The US should be Canutemaxxing, teach that bog a lesson

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Because it's not a Lada Niva with 35" m/ts and a mapped 1.9TDI from grandma's Golf :marseyrussian:

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Were the burger soldiers completely r-slurred and drove an armored vehicle through a swamp?

For some reason they decided to leave the road and drive in the swamp.

They had been sent out in an M88 Hercules, essentially a giant armored tow truck, to extract another Army vehicle, the military said. They may have driven off the road and into the swamp, according to a U.S. Army official in Europe. The soldiers appeared to have been trapped inside as the M88 sank, the official said.

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:mars#eymutt: :dea#dhorse:

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Were the burger soldiers completely r-slurred and drove an armored vehicle through a swamp?

Probably yeah. Region specific environmental hazards tend to have only people who grew up around them and aware of them take them seriously. That's why you have to oftentimes beat information into people's heads that they didn't automatically learn growing up in their part of the world.

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Imagine building a tank without a roof hatch. Unless they sank too quickly to use it.

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Probably sank too fast, it's basically like driving into a lake except there's thick bogflora there to prevent you from getting back up. The hatches may have been blocked by multiple feet of collapsing bog moss.

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It should have like 3 openings on the roof an adult can fit through.

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It has multiple roof hatches, they must have sunken fast or they got out and couldn't get out of the swamp on their feet.

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why dont we have any shrek marseys

:#marseygoblin:

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!sd goblin marsey

!sd marsey as a goblin

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goblin Marsey
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743412679O1aQAHUOENx27g.webp

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Marsey as a goblin
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Oh great rodent of the Nile, your request I shan't deny. But for this request I will need a reward, a way for the weekly drawing threads to be seen by all.

Give me giga pins to use without paying a dime, and I will complete this commission in due time.

:!#marseypaintermerchanttalking:

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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I have been obsessed with Vincent Price's performance as Zigzag lately.

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>why dont we have any shrek marseys

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743431084hovoC3JIzRJpXw.webp

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And they are planing to figth war

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Fr did they send some desert burgers who've never seen a swamp and thought you can just drive through it? Why?

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NO

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Off-roading gone wrong (gone lethal)

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Was the music for Shrek always so good?

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So according to you I am a coward because I post stuff on the peepee show subreddit when I dislike Peepee (absolutely nonsensical on every level already, why shouldn't I post, why posting be cowardly, why should any post on the internet require "courage"?). After you pathetically failed trying to zing me, I explained to you why I post in /r/freefolk and other subs and you still can't get two neurons to fire in your oversized skull in order to put two and two together and deduce a potential answer for your question (very stable genius).

So I'll be gracious now and tell you exactly why I posted on the sub, if you can point me to any of my posts there Sherlock. You brought it up, so you must have a specific post in mind.

Link me the post and I'll enlighten you! Tick tock.

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