"A Most Honorable Service: Reflections of a Loyal K-Cuck"
By Sissy fricktoy KoreanDragKing, Proud Irredentist and Occasional Historian
Ah, the Korean Peninsula. Such a quaint extension of the Japanese Empire—like a garden they generously tended, with bayonets and bureaucracy. Korans call it "occupation." I know it was civilizational babysitting.
Of course, modern revisionists—those pesky scholars with their "documents," "survivor testimonies," and "photographic evidence"—love to harp on about Japans so-called "crimes." Particularly this nonsense about comfort women. As if managing a highly organized, state-sponsored brothel system was anything but a symbol of imperial efficiency!
The term "comfort" was there for a reason. The Japanese were considerate colonizers. After all, what better way to show our humane nature than by forcibly recruiting thousands of Korean girls to comfort brave Japanese soldiers, who were tragically overworked from all that liberating?
Some claim they were abducted. I say: semantics! A firm hand, a few forged documents, and an armed escort are hardly "kidnapping"—they're a recruitment drive with style.
Oh, but now the world weeps for these women. "Victims," they say. Yet did they not serve in the great project of Japanese expansion? Were they not witnesses—nay, participants—in the glorious march of the Yamato spirit?
The Empire asked for loyalty. They gave their bodies. Truly, the highest form of patriotism—though, regrettably, without the pay, dignity, or choice. A bureaucratic oversight, I'm sure.
Now Korea whines for apologies, reparations, and history books that reflect "truth." Truth? The only truth is that Japan was building Asia's destiny, one coerced encounter at a time. If they didn't want to be part of it, they should have resisted harder—with fewer ropes tying them to beds.
Some call me a monster. Others, a relic. I say: I am a traditionalist! In an age of moral decay and historical accountability, I stand proudly on the bones of revisionism and shout, "Japan did nothing wrong—especially the things Japan absolutely, unquestionably did."
Let history judge. But if it does, I demand the jury be composed exclusively of me and my fellow boytoys. We were very... obedient.
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I've never heard of koreans doing horrible war crimes but im sure they have. Its clearly in the blood of east asians.
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Some of the worst war crimes done by the japs in WW2 were actually done by Koreans working for them. Not because Koreans in general are evil, but because the kind of Korean who would work for them is evil.
Also obviously during the Korean War some real dark stuff happened.
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Park Chung Hee, who modernized Korea and made it an industrial powerhouse, literally signed a Blood Oath to Japan and has a suspiciously light history on what he did as a company commander in the IJA in Manchuria for 3 years during WWII.
Anyways, he steezed his way out of jail and become a Brigadier General by the end of the Korean war for his incredible commie-destroying skills, then took over the government, rounded up all the homeless (based) and was shot by the head of the Korean CIA for... Actually no one knows why the KCIA Director just killed him over dinner. It's actually bizarre. Anyways, that's Korean politics his daughter became president and had some lesbian witch cult running the country lmao
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I wrote quite a bit about him. (I was meaning for this to be the first part of a series on his daughter but I got distracted.) I don't particularly want to be his apologist, but out of all the hundreds of Cold War dictators he was one of the least bad so somebody's got to clarify a few things.
It's important to remember that he was in a totally different situation from, for example, some Vichy French collaborator during WW2. He did this in March 1939. There was no realistic hope for Korean independence at this point. There was no atomic bomb. There was no war in the Pacific. There wasn't even a war in Europe yet. They had asked America for help c. 1905 and been told "sorry bro
", so their only choices were to be ruled by Japan or Russia. Now I hate the japs as much as the next guy, but they were certainly a heck of a lot less bad to Korea than Stalin would have been.
Also a lot of the "evidence" that he was a jap-lover is just r-slurred shit like claiming he liked the enka genre of music. Well I like enka. Does that mean I like japs? On the other hand he's on the record saying over and over again how much he hated them. I've found that when a guy says "I hate X" and someone else says "no he secretly loves X, he's just hiding it" about 99% of the time he really does hate X. It's the same thing as "he always says he's not racist but he's just hiding it" but in reverse.
Again, this may seem naive, but I tend to take him at his word. You could just assume that as the head of the intelligence service of a despotic right-wing regime he must have hated democracy, but sometimes the real world is more complicated than capeshit. Keep in mind that Park Chung-hee had widespread support when he took over in 1960 and he had easily been elected president. He was certainly far more popular than
"democratically elected"
leaders like Allende or Mossadegh who everyone likes to cry about.
Artist's rendering of a zoomer college lamenting that a guy who won like 30% of the vote failed to impose a communist dictatorship in his country.
Park got increasingly tyrannical over time, especially in the 1970s. So I think it's entirely plausible that his assassin really did feel like doing the dirty work for a corrupt dictator is not what he had originally signed up for. And probably more importantly, I think he'd reached the breaking point with Cha where he just couldn't let that bastard live one more day and once he starts shooting people he might as well do Park too. (Take this with a grain of salt as I don't speak the language, wasn't alive back then, etc.)
It's nice to see the rumor
@Redactor0 started about them being lesbians has caught on so well with !historychads. That guy is so dreamy. 
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It's always the ones you least suspect
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What?
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So apparently in South Korea there were memes about the president being part of a secret cult of witches that would order her to do their bidding.
It turned out to be 100% true, carrying on the tradition of South Korean presidents ending up shot or in jail more often than crack dealers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_of_Park_Geun-hye
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They don't think it's evil but east Asians have very low empathy a culture where eating living, moving animals is normal just has completely alien set of values to me.
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Similar with the German reich. SS division Wiking and Galazien were very well known for being ruthless butchers. These kind of organisations attracted the most cruel and sadistic buttholes imaginable.
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Didn't one of the Balkan collaborator divisions appal the SS with how cruel they were to Jews.
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That's like every SS story ever. Everyone thought they had the worst one
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Tbh all the books and papers I've read about the Korean war makes me blame the worst of it on primarily the Americans and the SKorean government.
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PREASE EXPRAIN MOAR
Jewish Lives Matter Less Than Palestinian Lives
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Korea_in_the_Vietnam_War
ROK in vietnam operated like the japanese that trained them, slaughtering "allied" villages and generally being a headache for the US. Unlike Koreans, Vietnamese are chill enough to move on despite a lack of acknowledgement or apology
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They aren't chill they're poor. China pretended to have swallowed its humiliation when it opened up its econ it doesn't anymore. Any culture that can fight a war like that holds long grudges
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!historychads !asians !commenters Idk the exact wiki article, but in POW camps, Korean collaborators in the IJA were known to be even more brutal and bloodthirsty than Japs themselves, and after the war Goox were statistically overrepresented in war crime tribunals
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Phong Nhi massacre
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Koreans now: Reparations!!!
Koreans then: Ew you were a japanese r*pe slave?
whore
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I would have respected Koreans back then.
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The British Empire claimed the US never would have survived the 1700s if their navy didn't defend it for all of those years before the revolution. So they owed them some tariffs to help pay for their war against France.
Americans stabbed them in the back for protecting them against becoming French or Spanish
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Guess those idiots should've given in to our demands before we revolted against them then huh
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A) Liberty B) death
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I don't buy it. The colonies by the early 18th century were quite wealthy and capable of standing up to most European powers. The American revolution dragged as long as it did since 40% of the colonists were loyalists. If France or Spain had tried to take the colonies, they would have failed miserably due to the challenge of projecting power across an ocean in the 1700s against a near-peer
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Didn't a french emperor almost take over Mexico?
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19th century, so logistics with steam ships was much better, Mexico was a dysfunctional shithole, and industrialization made the gap in war materiel production much higher
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TRVKE.
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Holy shit.
@TR's on a role.
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Wow this
@TR guy sure is lucky
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Gee I eonder who could be behind this account
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Take a guess, well know tomorrow if you are right
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ANOTHER VICTIM OF IMPERIAL JAPANESE S*X SLAVERY HAS COME FORWARD
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Whenever I'm alone I repeat the word BIPOC out loud and it calms my anxiety. Before saying BIPOC I used to just make random noises. I switched to BIPOC because it worked better.
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The amount of chinese and korean AV that involve ww2 jap raep is disturbing and i dont understand why your governments don't put a lid on it despite clearly having the ability to do so.
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Links?
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https://foreignpolicy.com/2015/09/02/china-japan-revenge-s*x-shame-porn-propaganda-world-war-ii/
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This got the brown box all pump and ready for sandy long Island donut, gonna need some more butter in the balls to juice me up on that old pink and red keyboard
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