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  • plumpy : aevann just confirmed hitman fan :marseylaugh:

The hitman devs accidentally softlocked their own game

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/the-march-27th-2025-patch-discussion-psvr2-new-roadmap-more/23730/121

continued in part 2

if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text

more info here:

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/hitman-3-world-of-assassination-final-chapter-of-the-nu-hitman-trilogy.133439/page-32#post-9379844

ppl are shittalking the community manager hard:

Look, our dude has important CoalaTV posts to re-tweet, don't you know? Samir has his hands full with the real bedrock of a Community Manager's work.

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The original Hitman devs are all on the James Bond game. Any patches at this point are pushed out by the Saar Squad :marseymicrosoft: :marseytunaktunakinvasion:

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Their community manager is literally called Samir lmao

https://tellonym.me/Combatglue

!friendsofcrosstalkpm @J how do I @ him again?

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1000 marseycoin says these are all him sending questions to himself

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I think it literally is, he has 100 "tells" but only 1 follower

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"have you got"

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YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME SAMIR :marseysteer:

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Just having crosstalk in the comment was enough

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Theres a new james bond game coming out?

Trans lives matter

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:marseyagree: Hitman is done and milked dry so IO is doing a James Bond game next :marseytf2spy:

https://ioi.dk/project-007

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Unless Amazon swoops in to block it since they own Bond now :marseyno:

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I, @Elias_Acorn, would personally fedpost Jeff Bezos in real life if they did :marseytrollgun:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743548811udKO4kjV4Ehrng.webp 47 you gotta go kill the CEO of McDonald's or something !g*mers !soyteens

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:#speechbubble:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741301151pjSfMwv20Eu78A.webp !chads !goyslopenjoyers !burgers

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I miss the old @Aevann, straight from the 'Go @Aevann

Chop up the soul @Aevann, set on his goals @Aevann

I hate the new @Aevann, the bad mood @Aevann

The always rude @Aevann, spaz in the news @Aevann

I miss the sweet @Aevann, chop up the beats @Aevann

I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet @Aevann

See, I invented @Aevann, it wasn't any @Aevanns

And now I look and look around and there's so many @Aevanns

I used to love @Aevann, I used to love @Aevann

I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was @Aevann

What if @Aevann made a post about @Aevann?

Called "I Miss The Old @Aevann"?

Man that'd be so @Aevann

That's all it was @Aevann, we still love @Aevann

And I love you like @Aevann loves @Aevann

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Wow you got Aevann?

:#tayadmire:

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me and aveann is literally the worst combo of name and posting habits ever

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It would be cool if u took the opportunity to act like a real scamp and then archived every comment u made in order to drag his name through the mud

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im not that ambitious. i'm fine with using the name to briefly harass an influencer ruining my favorite game + maybe, just maybe encouraging people to get him to quit or get him fired

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I will cyberbully him relentlessly just for you :platysalute:

I've all but given up hope on Hitman and I'm just hoping when they inevitably pull the plug on the servers they package it in something offline playable

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im an optimist so i hope things can get better because fundamentally it's a great game and it's IOI's only money maker so far so it'd be cool to essentially bully the devs into actually putting effort in again. Freelancer needs more content updates

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Why didn't I get @Shreddedmanlet :marseysadge:

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Shoulda put a ring on it

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will you marry me kaamrev 🥺

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Yes

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deserved

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:#marseyneuron:

Snapshots:

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