The Hitman dev's new community manager is an indian who spends all his time on this app talking about what he wants in a woman, instead of doing his job. He's ghosted the fanbase for four days and they've just found a game breaking bug they've been trying to tell him about

I think this tweet compasses how I feel about these useless jeets now taking over our webspace.

Important to note that "dead internet theory" doesn't just refer to bot farms (which yes, are mostly based in Asia). It really refers to the opening of the net to billions of third worlders who infected it with hive mind behavior, desperately scrambling over one another for… https://t.co/gul8XSd4kw

— Vagrant of Rhodes 🗡️🕯️ (@vagrantwires) April 1, 2025

Meanwhile Gab is offering to ban jeets like they've banned jews.

You can inspect element to see the answers

He just replied! https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ios-communication-with-the-community/21538/207

Hey,

Sorry that you feel unheard.

I have been trying to check my inbox even when my time is thin and answer that I will get back, etc.

I have checked in with the team; they are aware of the issue and are checking for potential fixes, of course. However, I do not have a timeline for it.

>Good morning saar, my name is Agent- I mean Ramjeet Rajneesh, I am magician hired by the Hitman Forums to finally give you a sexy white woman yes

>Now please saar do the needful and sit on this chair with your eyes close yes, do not worry it is part of the white vegana ritual, when you open your eyes you see white vegana in your face saar

Someone who knows how to make polls should do one that asks:

If you were forced to choose between only these two, would you be:

A) an Indian male

B) a woman

What sort of zoomer bullshit is "tellonym"?

Wow first good post by @Aevann ever

upmarseyd just for editing in part whatever in to the posts. that's a great idea.

This is why it is imperative we fight AI every step of the way from taking people's jobs. There is not a chance ChatGPT could pull off this sort of excellence.

Suffer more ytbois

STOP POSTING ABOUT SNEED! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! ANONS ON 4CHAN SEND ME MEMES, ON GROOMERCORD IT'S FRICKING MEMES! I was on a board, right? and ALL OF THE THREAD was just sneed feed and seed memes. I-I showed season 11 episode 5 of the simpsons to my girlfriend and I said "hey babe, when the joke means frick and suck, HAHA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DU DU NUH NUH NUH, I fricking looked at a barn and said "THAT'S A BIT SNEED" I went and bought a hooker, and I said "FRICK AND SUCK? MORE LIKE SEED AND FEED" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

I can't fricking take it. I see an image of a random place posted and then I see it, I fricking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the feed and seed" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a man who looks like sneed, I'd see a fat guy who looks like chuck, I'd see a barn that looked like feed and seed. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words SNEED ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see a simpsons reference. I can't fricking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fricking started on the words! I'll never hear the word feed again without thinking of sneed. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "Frick." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "frick and suck " and laugh like a fricking insane person. And the word "sneed" is ruined. The phrase "feed and seed" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Sneed has destroyed my fricking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

Snapshots:

https://tellonym.me/Combatglue:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/game-breaking-ancestral-pistol-splitter-smg-bug-s/23932/20:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

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