"How Dutch Gouda Cheese is Made" Oh boy can't wait to learn about Dutch Cheese! "How fricking dare you enjoy this cheese, have you thought about the NITROGEN PRODUCED IS GOING TO COLLAPSE THE FOOD CHAIN??"

VIDEO TRANSCRIPTION FOR BLIND:

Meet Anton Butermichter. Every day he wakes up at the crack of dawn to work on his family farm of over 120 years to make gouda. Here he is mixing some milk together or some shit He's clearly fricking yoked from eating nothing but cheese his entire life. All dutch people are at least 7 foot tall too so you have to imagine this dude is basically the mountain from GOT.

As an aside all dutch people have an accent that sounds like their english is being reversed even though its going forward. Im half dutch so I mock and this is DEI approved post.

Cheese is made with some chemicals and milk or whatever. He mixes them together in a big vat. Anton's farm is old school, meaning they have giant industrial drums to mix the milk together but they still keep tradition alive of planking in order to reach the insides to MIX WITH HIS FRICKING HANDS

Like look at this mofo he's planking like in the office (when ANDY was boss, YIKES )

maybe INVEST IN A FRICKIN SCOOP? I'm sure they had this shit figured out back in the 1800s anyways unless they were sending their cheese mixing slaves to dive in head first

Now the video lets us transition to the infographic history bullshit. Nothing astounding. Dutch have a lot of cows and the netherlands used to be underwater. Wow, big knowledge What a great ""CULTURE"" you have there.

You, the happy cheese loving viewer: YAYY CHEESE YUMMY!

Business Insider:

Why?

DID YOU KNOW COWS CREATE NITROGRION

theY'RE KILLING THE FRICKING SNAILS

SNAILS HAVE NO CALCIUM SO BIRDS CANT LAY EGGS THE FRICKING TREES ARE DYING ITS OVER ITS OVE RISVER ITS OVER RUNAWAY GREENHOUSE GAS PEAK OIL ITS OVER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CHEESE WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY

I'm not joking that minutes 6 through 10 of this 20 this minute video were just about fricking nitrogen gas. ITS HOW DUTCH CHEESE IS MADE NOT HOW THE BIOSPHERE COLLAPSES DUMMIES

Next we get to see how cow titties get milked and honestly looks pretty sexy

Ok phhew, we got through the mandatory Global warming seminanr, back to enjoying cows yayyy

AND ANTON IS BACK AFTER A SHOWER LOOKING DRIPPY

Now we know why this man needs those muscles too. Dude seems to be the only fricking employee on this enntire farm and he does everything from wrangle cows to stacking wheels of cheese in this room. He goes into how they age the cheese (they let it sit for fricking years duh) and alls well that ends well.

Wait... why is there still 5 min left in the video??

I JUST WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT FRICKING CHEEEEEEEESE IM SO FRICKING SORRY I KILLED THE FRICKING ENVIROMENT ITS NOT MY FRICKING FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT