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Meet Anton Butermichter. 
Every day he wakes up at the crack of dawn to work on his family farm of over 120 years to make gouda. Here he is mixing some milk together or some shit 
He's clearly fricking yoked 
from eating nothing but cheese his entire life. All dutch people are at least 7 foot tall too so you have to imagine this dude is basically the mountain from GOT. 
As an aside all dutch people have an accent that sounds like their english is being reversed even though its going forward. Im half dutch so I mock and this is DEI approved post. 
Cheese is made with some chemicals and milk or whatever. 
He mixes them together in a big vat. Anton's farm is old school, meaning they have giant industrial drums to mix the milk together but they still keep tradition alive of planking in order to reach the insides to MIX WITH HIS FRICKING HANDS 
Like look at this mofo he's planking like in the office (when ANDY was boss, YIKES 
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maybe INVEST IN A FRICKIN SCOOP? I'm sure they had this shit figured out back in the 1800s anyways unless they were sending their cheese mixing slaves to dive in head first
Now the video lets us transition to the infographic history bullshit. Nothing astounding. Dutch have a lot of cows and the netherlands used to be underwater. Wow, big knowledge 
What a great ""CULTURE"" you have there.
You, the happy cheese loving viewer: 
YAYY CHEESE YUMMY!
Business Insider: 
Why?
DID YOU KNOW COWS CREATE NITROGRION 
theY'RE KILLING THE FRICKING SNAILS 
SNAILS HAVE NO CALCIUM SO BIRDS CANT LAY EGGS THE FRICKING TREES ARE DYING ITS OVER ITS OVE RISVER ITS OVER 
RUNAWAY GREENHOUSE GAS PEAK OIL ITS OVER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CHEESE WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY
I'm not joking that minutes 6 through 10 of this 20 this minute video were just about fricking nitrogen gas. ITS HOW DUTCH CHEESE IS MADE NOT HOW THE BIOSPHERE COLLAPSES DUMMIES 
Next we get to see how cow titties get milked and honestly looks pretty sexy 
Ok phhew, we got through the mandatory Global warming seminanr, back to enjoying cows yayyy 
AND ANTON IS BACK AFTER A SHOWER LOOKING DRIPPY 
Now we know why this man needs those muscles too. 
Dude seems to be the only fricking employee on this enntire farm and he does everything from wrangle cows to stacking wheels of cheese in this room. He goes into how they age the cheese (they let it sit for fricking years duh) and alls well that ends well.
Wait... why is there still 5 min left in the video??
I JUST WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT FRICKING CHEEEEEEEESE IM SO FRICKING SORRY I KILLED THE FRICKING ENVIROMENT ITS NOT MY FRICKING FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT
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!eurochads doing pointless innovations to satisfy arbitrary air pollution regulation is eurocoated AF
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Oh we'll do pointless innovation to satisfy arbitrary regulation. The difference is that our innovation is good.
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Yes our economies suffer and we will waste time doing 'good' workarounds, but our businesses outsource their production to China anyway.
And all that clean air will just wash away while a new wave of polluted chinese air comes from Asia.
Alas, us !eurochads are felted again by our biggest enemy; our own hubris!
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And that's a good thing. As a eurocuck, I would like to see my quality of life reduced further.
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As long as people of brown get to enjoy and spoil the things we preserve, my eurocuck genes rejoice
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I may have to wear a face mask, and drink from plastic straws all day. But look at all the third worlders who have a plastic water bottle.
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I like it that we all unanimously agreed that people of brown are too r-slurred to screw bottlecaps back on bottles, so we now give them bottles who's caps are tied to the bottle, like the ones we hand to 2 year olds.
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The day the brown peoples are no longer a drain on our society and the brown peoples we do take in are fully integrated into our society will be the day europe falls.
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The sooner we all agree that locking in people of brown in zoos and throwing peanuts at them is good for them, the better.
For their own good, of course! Like back in the olden days...
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no chinas wind travels towards america
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I'm gonna eurocoat you
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No true special cheese culture like Holland
The temperature and climate of the entire South Africa was much hotter and harsher and thus keeping milk on scale to the degree and prevalence of Holland, in which cheese π§ formed absolute stables of their diets was not developed over time
This is not to say that cheese was not eaten or made or sought after by bongs and Boers, but the scope and scale of milk and cheese farming was decisively smaller
Cattle was kept for meat primarily and milking a distant tertiary byproduct, only once refrigeratoration technology reached south Africa did it become an industry worth investing in in mass by the times the 1930s arrived
Additionally the brand of cattle and cows were also significantly different, with the primary breeds bred to survive in the harsher arid climate trading robustness and resistance to Africa pests, for reduced milk production as the Holland breeds of cattle which had been bred over hundreds of years.
In fact the milking cows, the famous spotted ones with white and black fur died like flies in Safrica
And they were only ever intended by consequence of hundreds of years of selective breeding to fricking be able to survive in colder, sometimes snowy environments
A fricking funny example is when Fidel Castro tried to fricking keep these spotted cows, which are famous for having the largest milk production of all breeds in the world, in fricking Cuba, a tropical climate of all places.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubre_Blanca
The majority of these fricking cows died , and the lone survivor had to be kept in a cooled facility just so this commie r-slur could have ice cream π¦
This lone survivor would even be displayed on the fricking Cuban economic reports in their newspapers!
Anyways point is to demonstrate how the physical environment of the Boers had an effect upon the very cuisines they enjoyed, as they gradually lost most of their cheese adoring culture from their Holland ancestors, and instead traded it in for a red meat π heavy food pyramid, since wild game was substantially more plentiful as a food source, than the traditional European crops they were capable of farming or agricultural animals they could successfully keep before they managed to selectively breed survivable variants
Additionally dried meat would replace the turbo autism of Boers for luxury foodstuffs cultural food, as their culture was influenced by the Khoisan and Hottentots as their assimilated methods to preserve food for survival into the deathly winter months
Just as cheese was originally an actual survival food for much of Europa during the winter, because cheese could be stored for months without spoiling unlike milk
!effortposters !africans !dutch !anticommunists !historychads
There are cheesefarms in the country, like the famous Fairview which makes much of their cheese from goat milk, but they are the exception and only really thrive in the more temperate climate in the lower Western Cape province.
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Commies' ability to suck at agriculture is incredible. Who else could turn Russia into a grain importer?
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Also, !dramatards, our dear kaam-kaam has never had cheese because they can't make any in Safferland. Their climate said, "no," and their government called it "whitey nonsense," so it was banned.
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What are you guys good for anyway?
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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Fairview cheeses are delicious i can personally attest. Klein river also makes some bangin cheeses.
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What's next, complaining about horrible algae blooms in the Netherlands? What's that? Never happened? But they might at some point and that's even worse? Wow, oh no, how sad
I fricking hate climate frickers
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I'm not gonna watch this eurotrash shit but I'm pretty sure it's gotta be incredibly r-slurred. Among the many reasons I find this bewildering: Don't we take a heck of a lot more nitrogen out of the atmosphere worldwide through the Haber Process and stuff than is emitted by Dutch cheese manufacturing? Does Dutch cheese manufacturing even emit more nitrogen than it uses?
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They're not talking about literal nitrogen, they are talking about nitrogen compounds like ammonia
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C'mon, you can't expect a person like me, Mimwee, to actually watch the video.
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There is so much nitrogen in the atmosphere you could scale up the production 1000x and everything would still be okay. Problem is moving reactive nitrogen from soil and water into a molecular form.
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The moment you drop the words Haber-Bosch is when the normie gets a glassy eyed look and the gleeful sociopath walks away thinking that you are "one of those"
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Those blooms do happen btw all the fresh water lakes here are fricking disgusting
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I hate those r-slurs that get sent to me. "Doctor, he's dying!
" Venous air embolism? It's fricking air you r-slur, you need it to breathe.
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Local environmental pollution has little to do with climate change.
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It feels like I never stop hearing about how many toxic elements cows add to the atmosphere. It's been making me increasingly moo-pilled to the (((bovine agenda))). Day of the meat grinder when???
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I've been trying to eat more beef to compensate.
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Bro pork/pigs is even worse do not eat it btw
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The Muzzie and Jewish masterrace proving their foresight yet again, non-Semitic-cels taking Ls once more
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!jidf thank you our glorious Jewlords for their selflessness in allowing secondary humans like me to enjoy more delicious π bacon π₯ goyslop
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CHICKEN MASTER RACE
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So that's why Trump wants Greenland.
It's cool.
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Cheese is my favourite food, and I'm also a big, strong lad.
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Eurocucks love destroying their income sources for delusional reasons.
As soo as the Dutch shut down their cheese business, countries outside the EU will start producing more cheese to fill the demand. The environmental impact from the production will be worse than before (because less regulations), plus the environmental impact of transporting all that cheese to europe. But at least it will make eurocucks poorer and argentinachads richer.
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Not watching that. Literally just stop watching slop channels
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How do they make the yummy red outer layer?
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With a fungus that can infect humans
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My dog has stopped eating dry food even the good shit(Blue Buffalo), my wife ruined it by cooking chicken breasts mixed with sweet potatoes and making that the dogs diet for like 6 months. So to get my dog to eat I mixed melted gouda cheese in with the Blue Buffalo and she laps thats shit up.
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The nitrogen cycle was a mistake.
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Hi! It's good to see you're woke to the inherent micro-r*pe that is your sexuality, and it's even better that you've chosen to be a non-harming shut-in. I wish more white cis men would do this!
You should consider estrogen supplements to make yourself less predatory. As a white male, you having kids is problematic, yes, but have you considered adopting PoC children and trying to raise them non-binary? Just make it clear to them that any white cis male sexuality you accidentally display despite your estrogen supplementation is shameful, and just make it a habit to say "I'm so sorry. I am so very sorry." after every offence. You should also consider exploring cuckolding (with a marginalized minority man/woman/otherkin of course) if you still find your sexuality to be uncontrollable.
Good luck and welcome to the right side of history!
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