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I hope god can forgive me for having a micropeepee

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/r/GuyCry is breeding ground for school shooters lol This dude sounds like he's going to kill his family and then himself.

Luckily, we know his face and can see he's a Muzzie with a micropeepee

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I can't stop crying I wish with all of my might that I could cut this gross thing off

might as well just transition at this point, he's already got a clit

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He could pretend to be a FtM and smash lesbo puss.


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Sir Mandinglet Donkeyclit , King of the Pooners, Master of Manlets

:marseykneel#!: :marsey#pooner: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743628158PGnhM-PK_i7A7Q.webp :marseypoonerrotdogbroke!#: :marseykneel#:

If you don't accept him, you're transphobic

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https://media.tenor.com/mRojkyVxgn8AAAAx/abhijit-naskar-abhijit.webp

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:#marseytunaktunak: :#marseysoon: :#smugtranstwitter:

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Having a big peepee is better for transitioning. A small peepee can result in an equally small neovag that is incapable of receiving a finger, let alone a peepee.

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:#marseysad:

I don't know man I feel sad for laughing at him

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I was with some chicks and they were telling bad hook up stories. Some were funny

One told a story about how she got drunk in college and took home a dude with a micro peepee but didn't know until she tried to go down on him. When she pulled his pants down she started laughing and he looked like his about to cry. "Shouldn't he have warned me" all the chicks were dying laughing at the story

It was brutal. Micropeepee guys are like gay Muslims, it's a cross to bare that no normie knows the struggle

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Be a man like me and just do it.


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/u/Nice_Tradition1333 is it really that bad of a situation? come on now

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Unironically it sounds pretty terrible. 0 chance of satisfying a woman through penetration, you're the punchline of a joke, there's the worry about the reaction of any new partner, and there's literally nothing you can do about it. I'd be pretty pissed at God

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There's a ton of girls who have a weird obsession with toys and psychological shit

And plan b you can develop a BBC cuck fetish which he probably already has by now

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He's brown, he's obsessed with BWC. @BWC could explain it better.

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Don't encourage him pls

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>he's a Muzzie with a micropeepee

That explains everything :marseyshrug:

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god didnt invent s*x toys for no reason.

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That is about the most emasculating thing possible as well though, you lose no matter what lol.

"Oh your peepee is so tiny it's unusable, but hey you can use these products to get your partner off while you rub your pathetic nub!"

Like holy frick suicide might actually be the answer other than going full celibate monk :marseyflushzoom:

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>going full celibate monk

What if all monks were secretly peepeelets? Governments have never allowed a serious study on the peepee size of monks.

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Why do you think 90% of them are :marseychingchong:

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>I know this sub is called frustrated Asian boys but there is comfort in knowing how many of us go through the same thing.

>(Yes my wife loves when I use the sleeve too)

:#speechbubble:

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>As a BWC, I assure you, the fun does not stop there.

>S*x is about fulfillment, and no long-term fulfillment can be reached without diversity.

>Think of her perspective. Riding one peepee, no matter how good, is akin to eating an ice cream…. Over time, you need to try new flavors and expand horizons of your the taste pallet.

>So, regardless of your vanilla flavor, she will crave more β€” thicker, girthier, sharper, curved, knotted, ribbed, multiple penetrations at once… etc etc etc.

>Your worth is not necessarily dictated by her current preference. A good partner should indulge her fantasies and whims, whether that is different colour, shape, and so on.

>Your true worth is dictated by how frequently she comes back for the "vanilla" dessert, and how much she earns for "whipped cream" on top.

>If your partner melts away from a bigger sleeve one day, and then eats your organic flavor the next β€” good for you!

>Obviously, if your ice cream reaches equivalent of getting forgotten in the back of the fridge, and taken out for a stroll once a year…. Well, you have your answer.

>Maybe it is time to accept the truth and find yourself a trusty cage with a strap-on.

>Point being: Focus on what SHE wants and you will have a happy relationship. It is HER decision what to do with your appendage, and it is her decision whether to choke on a BWCs peepee and getting smothered by his large balls, or keep rice clit kitty-free.

>If you choose a woman, she always comes first. Don't be selfish and give her what SHE wants.

>Women don't care about your natural assembly too much for as long as they get their fill one way or another…. But envy and inferiority in men is only ought to repel a fine beauty.

>If you want to keep her around: Go BIG or go HOME!

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Praying Trump gets elected so you get sent to some kind of concentration camp

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My testosterone has been 20% higher since discovering the WMAF cuck/frustrated Asian subculture.

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>My testosterone has been 20% higher since discovering the WMAF cuck/frustrated Asian subculture.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f4/cc/df/f4ccdf7a94e65ddf11f1cdfe7589dc5e.jpg

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what the frick lol. im praying for them.

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:quote:just wear a peepeesleeve:quote: energy. Micropeepee owner detected.

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>I'd be pretty pissed at God

Be angry at Israel instead. They 100% have the technology to give every man on this earth a 12 inch BBC meat slanging Chad.

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/u/nice_tradition1333 We're a community of micropeepee havers of all genders and we would love to welcome you into our community. :marseywholesome:

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Man this reads like a suicide note

Can't we make fun of kids with cancer or something instead? :marseydepressed:

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He seems like a decent looking dude. Women love a welfare case

They'll probably just be chubbie tho

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That's a given in the year of our fat lord 2025

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year of our lard

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:marseydepressed:

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Incredible find :marseyrofl:

God gives his smallest peepeees to his strongest soldiers :marseystrong:

No trans lives matter

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There's not a darn thing wrong with this drama queens face. I'll bet there isn't much wrong with his peepee either.


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He's probs just weird and creepy.


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:marsey#me:

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Oh no not you. Never you. I don't believe it.


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In real life I'm actually really cool and drive a Jet Ski to work.

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>My disability is that I'm r-slurred

:marseygigachad#:

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:#gigachad4talking:

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>I hope god can forgive me for having a micropeepee

Wouldn't God be the one actually responsible for his micro-pendage?

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He's Muzzie. He has to pray the micropeepee away.


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Hopefully he discovers jelqing before it's too late.

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There's plenty of gay dudes out there into cocktail wieners

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He has a micropeepee because god didn't forgive him for whatever he did last time.

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As long as he can still c*m, who cares? Pleasing women is for gays

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/u/Nice_Tradition1333 you should just keep yourself safe tbh

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Apologizing for your problems to the person who is responsible for giving them to you in the first place is next-level cuck shit.

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TBF I would also do the needful if I was born with a peepee smaller than 5"

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LOL, you wrote 5" instead of 15". Embarrassing! :marseycringe:

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>sucka/peepee

When are we wrestling?

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sooooon so sooooooon


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I wouldn't worry about God. A scrote can enter heaven as easily as his peepee can fit through the eye of a needle or something.

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Your purpose is to grow, pig. You need to know your place. You need to reach your goals fatty. If you don't, I can get real nasty and show you how much of a b-word I can be. your still quite small. Piglet sized in fact. Six hundred is when the real struggle begins. oink for mommy.

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My neighbor in rice. God didn't forgive you that's why you have a micropeepee. ( This is a joke. Or is it? )

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I remember during that terrible Howard Stern movie, there was a smallest peepee competition and even those guys had girlfriends.

All of these guys crying about this shit just read doomposts and don't even try

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