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4.0 GPA
— Lee Huang (@allgarbled) April 2, 2025
1600 SAT
35 ACT
Junior IMO gold medalist
And in spite of that? Denied from every single Ivy League school.
It makes no sense. My head is spinning.
And for those of you who love to say “it’s because of the essay”, here’s mine. Tell me how I could have done any better. pic.twitter.com/vrLKhovXRI
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Mike Lee: "DEI intolerance and racism. Not very inclusive"
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Zoomers writing to their congressmen to grift
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This is the funniest baitpost I've seen in the last 11 days
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this is what happens when women
are allowed to do stuff
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The only reason to fear the essay is if you're either Neurodivergent or an antisocial nightmare
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Sorry I did that awful
thing. Differential equations.
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How can you say he did it when he was cleared of suspicion by the police? Partial integration.
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Square
root of rhombus 
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Uses death of younger brother to make himself look good
Inhales >heavy aroma of mathemathics
Oh this is bait
Wait did politicians fall for this one?
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It probably is bait but there's enough entitled idiots out there in STEM who really couldn't tell the difference between "collage" and "college" due to not giving a rip about English or the humanities, that I can't completely write it off as fake.
Be a great B-list thriller movie about a serial killer, though: needing the rush of inspiration after a death in the family to continue with his studies, if his family are selfish enough not to die on schedule to help him out, well he'll just have to make it happen!
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So the new trend is awkward white boys being rejected by colleges for their reality show tier sob story essays?
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Not white boys but yeah
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Does Lee Huang sound white bipoc?
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If he benefits from white privilege he is white
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He's Asian which is why he's claiming it's racism. I think some people in the comments did pick up on the joke, though. Our very own TracingWoodgrains is even there!
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Did not let it define me at all, except I try to enter universities by using it as a bargain chip
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Yes congratulations on picking up on the joke.
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Behold my intellect
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pfft come back when you're a Senior IHOP gold medalist
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I'm a LMAO gold medalist. Check
it out: Say "happiness" without the "ha". So basically just say peepee. Pretty 
funny 
huh? If that didn't make you laugh 
then say shit and c*m because that's always funny.
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Darn, this neighbor GOOD
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He made me laugh and c*m!
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You come across as arrogant by talking about your whole family dying
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avoid the passive voice
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I like how his twitlonger or whatever reads like how some incredibly pretentious redditor would write his life story as.
I don't feel bad for this "person" at all.
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Chuds are so wrapped up in race issues that they have lost the ability to detect flaws in other white people. Gotta have solidarity
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Like most things, it all connection based and has very little to do with performance or grade or even race lol
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Look, anyone who brags about "breathing in heady aromas" should be banned form every civilised place in the country. "My brother died but I didn't let it define me" - friend, you are using it in this darn essay as a tearjerker to get you admitted, instead of keeping quiet about it. And yeah, funny how everyone around you seems to die.
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Wouldmaxxing time
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Some provide thoughtful tips on metaphor usage:
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One enterprising commenter hunts through Math Olympiad records and third-grade math test scores to find whether this "Lee Huang" is as impressive as he claims he is:
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Even Grok was moved by his story:
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