https://old.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/1jqu0fg/old_man_pushes_minor_biking_in_between_people/

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You're the biker, aren't you, OP? (8142)

Nope.Edit: I don't really blame y'all for disliking bombing my comment. I get that this sub thrives on anger, so whether or not you actually think I'm Biker, I was going to get dislike bombed regardless.That said, I do want to point out that if you go through my comment history, it doesn't make much sense for me and this Biker person to be the same. Typically, someone with a popular YouTube channel wouldn't spend a lot of time on Reddit. And they probably would spend more time in biking subs or whatever if they did. (-570)

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tbh the biker, Billy Bob was justified, someone comes at you with their wheel in your face they deserve some grief. (706)

He wasn't coming at him though, he stopped then stepped back to be in the way to deliver the shove. Yes the biker is an butthole but just call him a loser and move on with your day. No matter how you personally feel, by law blue shirt was in the wrong. It's not worth an assault charge just because some teenager is acting like a dumb teenager.Edit: ITT a bunch of people who can't control their emotions enough to not straight up assault someone. I'm sure you internet tough guys would all do what you say you would lol. (-352)

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that wasnt the right answer it seems (200)

I didn't know there was a right answer lol. (-291)

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deliberately riding dangerous while touching or hitting no one but an adult who assaulted a literal child is somehow not dangerous or breaking the law? you can't be serious lmao. so according to your lead poisoned brain dead take, riding a bike on a sidewalk and hitting no one is a worse offense than physically assaulting a minor? stop drinking that dumb frick juice pls, it's working too good (-2)

I think both are in the wrong, but I can understand why the old guy knocked him off the bike.He was deliberately being a provocative obnoxious ladygarden. I'm glad he wasn't injured by the old guy, but he was still being a ladygarden.Maybe some day when you grow up you'll understand that you don't go around provoking people by acting like a ladygarden if you don't want people reacting poorly and attacking you, idiot.Edit: To add, actions have consequences. This kids parents failed to teach him basic lessons, that when you do things that deliberately piss other people off, they are going to sometimes not be the best people, and they are going to react in ways that you are not going to enjoy. This is just how the world works man. You have no idea what's going on with the random people you're fricking with. For all you know they could be completely insane, or they just had a really really bad day, and they don't give a frick about going to jail for assault. Biker kid fricked around and found out that some ... (2)

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You shouldn't be weaving between people on the sidewalk on your bike. You found out it's dangerous. He shouldn't have pushed you over, but you shouldn't have been in a position for him to push you over. (248)

"You found out it's dangerous."Riding a bike like that may be dangerous, but if you chose to put yourself in danger, that's up to yourself.Did he put others at risk? Yes, but the worst that could happen is that he bumped into someone. Worst case scenario, the pedal scrapes against someones leg, and they get a cut. Yes, that's bad enough, but it's also not very likely. There is a possibility that something even worse could happen, but that's extremely unlikely, and would be pure speculation.He acts obnoxious, and he should not be riding like that.But there is one person who made this scenario much more dangerous, and that's the guy who blocked his path and knocked him down.The fact that people try to justify knocking this dude to the ground for this is crazy. "Yes he deserves violence against him because he maybe possibly could have maybe scraped someones leg or bumped into someone." This is deranged. No, humans are not civilized. If we want so badly to resort to violence this quickl... (-4)

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Vigilante justice is a slippery slope, yes. But to me, this kind of behavior from the bicyclist is an extension of the bully mentality, where they do outrageous shit and harass other people and they just DARE anyone to confront them about it. American society completely enables the bully mentality by failing to hold anyone accountable AND by making it socially unacceptable for anyone to "rock the boat" and try to actually do something ahout the terrible behavior.We all know if the police were called, they would do frick all about it, and even if they did, it would be a slap on the wrist. Even if the biker seriously injured someone, I can't see a world in which they face appropriate consequences for that. That's a big reason things are the way they are right now in 2025. Zero accountability, hyper-individualism, and a knee-jerk rebuke of anyone trying to rock the boat or demand societal consequences for shitty behavior. In a just world, old man would have called the police and the bik... (1)

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BananaSlugToucher they/them Hi Mom! 1d ago #8024856

What's with people saying "I'm a MINOR!" I did my share of shenanigans as a teen but I would have just tried to beat this man's butt or die trying. Hiding behind your age like it makes you invulnerable is incredibly kitty behavior.

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SIitFucker they/them 1d ago #8025086

We need more of guys like that old man

The whole fear of the law created a society of absolute butthole kitties who KNOW they are protected by the law, so they will annoy the shit out of everyone because :marseyakshually: what they're doing isn't technically illegal, and now we have a shoplifting epidemic

Meanwhile, if we just allowed a little bit of vigilantism like this old man pushing him, this entire clusterfrick of annoyance culture would be over in a milisecond

Even redditors are tired of it. Some things are too little for the police to care, and that's where society used to police itself. Now we made that illegal and suffer absolute r-sluration

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Teslatruck truck/er 1d ago #8024870

Found 49 Coins!

Is this the zoomer version of getting into bar fights "totally spontaneously" ???

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massive_fuckwit BI/POC omg

1d ago #8023559 Edited 1d ago

>all crowd-weaving wheely bikers must hang

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Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. massive_fuckwit 1d ago #8023655

Wtf is this pic

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Jewdanksdad 1d ago #8023686

zoomers OUT OUT OUT

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Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. massive_fuckwit 1d ago #8024922

I agree, but im a millennial

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Jewdanksdad 15hr ago #8027794

How tall are you, Dramanaut?

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Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. massive_fuckwit 10hr ago #8029022

:#marseywut2:

Jewdanksdad 5hr ago #8029796

I SAID HOW TALL ARE YOU, DRAMANAUT?

Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. massive_fuckwit 4hr ago #8029907

Jewdanksdad 58m ago #8030182

SpookyDog Hee/Hee Michael Jackson Fan Club Jewdanksdad 1d ago #8024171

Your name says at least 30 years old, but your comment says underage ban

:marseyhmmm:

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Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. SpookyDog 1d ago #8024921

I is millennial

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Tack Jeb/2028 Iblis 'akbar Jewdanksdad 17hr ago #8027250

A cool millennial, or were you born in the 90s?

Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. Tack 10hr ago #8029025

Wait whats cool millennial?

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Tack Jeb/2028 Iblis 'akbar Jewdanksdad 10hr ago #8029158

Born in the 80s

Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. Tack 10hr ago #8029162

Yes, i was born in the 80s

RegnisLarson xan/xang Sell out hard with BanksyCard™ Jewdanksdad 1d ago #8023673 Edited 1d ago

Found 5 Lottershe Ticket!

It's a scene from Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket where the soldiers take turns sleeping with a prostitute. Animal Mother (Adam Baldwin) insists on going first.

Some dialogue to help you set the scene:

>Animal Mother: I'm going first.

>Private Eightball: Now, back off, white bread! Don't get between a dog and his meat.

>Animal Mother: All fricking BIPOCs must fricking hang!

>[responds to protests]

>Animal Mother: Hey, hey, I won't be long! I'll skip the foreplay.

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asshole there/then :marseyshark:

RegnisLarson 1d ago #8023991

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Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. RegnisLarson 1d ago #8024923

Thanks friendo

Qar rape/every1 Jewdanksdad 1d ago #8024449

Watch FMJ, NOW :marseydarkmarsey2:

Nick bussy/lmao Jewdanksdad 1d ago #8024712

Good(?) bait

:#marseymagdump:

Nick bussy/lmao massive_fuckwit 1d ago #8024714

Computer add crowd-weaving wheely bikers

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE look/at/me 2024 User of the Year 1d ago #8023588

Full version with audio:

If we legalized dueling for two years we could get rid of all the worst parts of society.

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fafad they/them AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 1d ago #8024852

>i'm a minor. i'm 16

sorry bud but that ain't gonna cut it :marseymagdump#:

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AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 1d ago #8024002

>im 16!

dumb fricking jit should be working in the mines!!

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DuckQuack wee/woo Quack AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 1d ago #8023701

>Implying BIPOC care about laws

:marseysurejan#:

EDIT: I didnt notice the dudes whole account is posting videos of him being a BIPOC and harassing people :marseyxd:

Starfucked makeme/famous where were you when Hot Fuss hit the second tower DuckQuack 1d ago #8024235

Jesus r-slurred insufferable Christ. At 11:30 he airhorns a guy right into his window for moving too close to their baboon troop at a traffic light and then gets all bitchy when the gun comes out.

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Elise_Culpepper Fae/Fay Sister(Brother) of the Arcanum of Norfolk Starfucked 1d ago #8024428

This happened in Miami? Didn't know gunlaws was as cucked as LA

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RPD fefi/fofum Learning not to huff baby boomer farts Starfucked 18hr ago #8026968

Airhorn aside, that was quite a trip. Can't help but feel some kind of respect for this lunacy.

_riemann1413 gay/lord Back at it. AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 1d ago #8023906

Jewish Lives Matter Less Than Palestinian Lives

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AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE look/at/me 2024 User of the Year _riemann1413 1d ago #8023948

>visor sunglasses boomer phenotype is very unsympathetic

You're biased because you can't see the teenager.

gerudo p/n _riemann1413 1d ago #8023929

>boomer: this is a perfectly good chance to throw your life away

>BIPOC: hahahaa, I'm a zoomer!

_riemann1413 gay/lord Back at it. gerudo 1d ago #8024050

gerudo p/n _riemann1413 1d ago #8024096

The joke is that zoomoids don't get into brawls anymore :marseydepressed:

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fafad they/them gerudo 1d ago #8024859

The zoomoids innovated. They do target practice :marseyshooting: at their local schools.

degorius kys/doIT 8=👊=D~● 1d ago #8024175

>old man

>boomer

I fricking hate current day redditors so fricking much. It's obvious how the site has been infested with actual children that would have been banned as a matter of principle a few years ago.