yeah, i just said that.
Be careful what you post on the internet, ladies and gentlemen.
After lootstocking payouts, at least 100 users on the site have enough dramacoin to purchase and use one or more Grass awards. I estimate this number in reality to be much larger.
Right now you are guaranteed nearly a 30 day ban weather permitting due to the season. The only reason you aren't banned the entire season is because @carpathianflorist is merciful enough to cap it at 30 days
. There is so much DC in the economy right now that you could be grassed for the smallest, stupidest thing. Heck, maybe I'll get grassed just for posting this, so remember me...
So remember, chuds. The next time you want to post something transphobic, anti-Semitic, or racist on this site, we have firepower.
Rdrama is our weapon of justice, and the grass award our bullet.
Pow.
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I still don't get how the grass award is worse than a one-day ban? Do you people actually not go outside? I thought it was a joke we were all in on.
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It's worse than a one-day ban because it is impossible to give a one-day ban without someone immediately one-day unbanning them to be funny
edit: OK that's not really a fair way to test a hypothesis because now it'd be funnier to just throw me under the bus... but that's beside the point.
I now agree with
@Enrico_Motassa despite his funny 1 day ban being an incorrect hypothesis test.
GO BAN CHUDS!!! ESPECIALLY ANTI-CARP (ANTICITIZEN) OPERATIVES
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Let's test that hypothesis.
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Carp unbanned someone within 30 seconds of me banning them. The system is genuinely a bit r-slurred. Carp got 500k through lootboxes? What's the point of ban awards anymore? I didn't even know there was a way to collect that much dramacoin and I regularly pay attention to this site.
At the end of the day, this is an r-slured site and it shouldn't be taken too seriously, but shit like that basically nullifies certain features. When powerusers can render features useless, it disincentivizes participation in said features.
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There there, itβll be alright.
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This is the equivalent of Bill Gates giving pottys to Indians, lol.
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That was 12% of my net worth
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That's because you spent 350k+ on unban awards rofl.
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196k*
I implore you to look over the transfer log and see the hundreds of thousands that Iβve redistributed
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Carp, stop being an overbearing straggoot. Let the Dramatards reign free!!!
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I just want to unpin his gf's stupid foid nonsense diaryposts
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They're dumb, and they make you people sneed. Just like Lawlz posts!
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Yeah but getting into a pin/unpin war over them is way funnier.
Plus what's the point of listening to a foid if you're not even fricking her?
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW LAWLZ WAS INFINITELY FUNNIER THAN HER
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Where's all this dramacoin coming from? I went from 14 on the top DC to 24 in like 5 days.
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Carp bought 199 lootboxes. Tbh I don't even know what those are but apparently he god insanely rich from them.
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Darn I missed out, just like on Bitcoin
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Imagine being a westoid old enough to cash in on bitcoin and not doing so.
This is why you'll be eating mud in Ukraine while cryptobros maintain harems in El Salvador.
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Way more than that, but lootbox tracking didnβt go into effect until after homoween :(
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The system is rotten to its core. Any r-slur can just mint 1 dramacoin at the press of a button. In a big thread, 100+ comments, that's 100+ dc. Either make votes cost dc for the voter or tax dc income (then burn them obvs), otherwise dramacoin inflation will further continue.
Another solution is indexing award prices, but let's face it, it's too much work to index all the time.
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You've undone a lot of my ban awards too you know. Where's my hush money?
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That furchad money.
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That's why you need Marsey + Rightoid to truly ban a user.
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I feel like that's a built-in safety measure to keep you from taking this place too seriously.
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This ends up being the equivalent of powermods on Reddit. Most of them were early joiners who knew the dynamics of the site and exploited them to amass disproportionate influence.
In other words, RDrama is just turning into Reddit via different means. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. It's the inevitable fate of all social media forums to turn into that which they hate.
Just turn the ban award into an "Ask Carp for Permission to Ban" feature.
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That's part of the charm of this site for me I guess. I remember early days of my time on Reddit where everyone who was terminally online enough all kinda knew each other, and you could do fun stuff to frick with people. Like forcibly adding them to the peepeegirls modmail and spamming them with nonsense and copypasta. This feels like my favorite stage of Reddit, but smaller and with more ways to frick with people.
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True, I'm being a bit of a sperg about "the ecosystem" of the site.
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It's cool bro, we're all probably on the spectrum here. I've spent entirely too long brainstorming how to make the perfect social media site that could capture and sustain that feeling.
I get being invested in the site though. It's a lot of fun, and I'll miss it when it inevitably goes to shit.
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I think youre just turning into a dramacoin commie
We need universal basic dramacoin income
and universal marseycare 
#occupyCarpStreet
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Should have bought those lootboxes like you were told, chud. Got 45k
out of it, only cost me 14k in lootboxes.
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Did anyone actually lose dramacoin with the lootboxes? Having gauranteed gains from buying in bulk kind of defeats the purpose.
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The lootboxes gave a lot of event-specific awards. However those awards were disabled after the events ended, hence the unused ones were refunded. I spent everything I had on those boxes just to get working on the lootbox badges, I didn't know the unused awards were later going to be refunded with
. In fact I was under the impression we'd be able to use the awards after the events, but that you wouldn't be able to ever buy new ones,. In other words I thought they'd become legacy awards that get rarer and rarer over time.
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Yeah I also hoarded awards cause I thought theyd become more rare, or that I could randomly drop a homoween award in a thread and confuse people. I wont complain about getting some dc out of it, but I would have prefered if awards stayed ngl.
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Same.
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SOMEONE DIDNT READ THE SIDEBAR
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someone
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You're supposed to marsey them
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Howβs that working out for ya?
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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It's wintertime so usually there is no grass outside in certain latitudes. (The photo has to be timestamped, remember.) If you live someplace that tends to get a lot of snow, "touch grass" usually means you can't post for a little while.
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Where are you where grass dies in the winter? Are you in Svalbard or something? Grass doesn't cease to exist because of snow or cold. You can just brush the snow off. Are you from Florida?
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I'm in Massachusetts, so we typically get a LOT of snow here.
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When you take a shovel and clear the snow the grass will still be there for all the photogenic purposes. It doesn't have to be a picturesque summer day, I hope.
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The golden sneed, we are truly blessed.
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I want to thank Aevann for creating gold marseys, I want to thank the mom of whoever is reading this message for keeping me company on cold winter nights, I want to thank whoever made
for creating the best marsey. Getting the gold 
has been a crowning achievement of my time at rdrama.net, nay, being alive.
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Im proud of you king
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Touching snow, sand, butt, etc. gets you unbanned from a grass award if you provide proof
It's about the spirit of going outside, not the grass itself
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Do not listen to this man, this is misinformation.
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Touching grass should be required to punish urbancels.
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There's a playground right in front of my chicken coop.
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It's snowing in Bama right now tho.
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House Racist will continue to be racist despite these empty threats. Our culture will survive and thrive.
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House Racist is pretty flush with capital. I think it's our foes who may actually want to tread carefully.
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Anyone trying to help a fellow racist out? Could use some coin in my pocket to be... even more racist.
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Right? I can open my door, take a pic, and be unbanned in a minute. Maybe he's thinking about the poors who don't have yards. Or the "disableds" who don't want to get offline, climb over empty GrubHub to-go containers, leave their hovels, and locate some grass.
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Is that why I got like 7K dc out of nowhere?
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Just go touch some grass if it happens, how hard can it be? Like neighbor go outside for 30 seconds
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Once you get enough dramacoin to be on the grrediest leaderboard you don't wanna spend it. Like any irl billionaire I loathe spending my own coins and prefer to find other ways to get what I need.
Also I think we all respect the impact of the grass award, I've only used it to grass Uber chuds from the site.
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Do you think the "people" here live in Siberia or something where there's only permafrost?
You r-slurred or something?
Imagine being so poor and dumb that you live where there isn't grass right next to your door.
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Lol, there is touchable grass every day of the year here. Wakanda truly is superior.
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More badges for me
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OP is in the closet with his desire to be grassed. Please nobody encourage this sickness.
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