If all you plan to do with your life is make money and you'd rather be doing that than improving your mind you aren't fit to untie the sandal strap of a nonbinary QUEEN whose ambitions led them to become the TOP MODERATOR of the growing antiwork movement, you only wish you were half as talented and driven as them. Even with the oppression of being neurodivergent in an ableist society they strive to educate you peons on a truer and more beautiful way to live but like pearls before swine you continue to root around in your own shit. I'm ashamed of all of you and ashamed to be on this web site.
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I just want to teach critical thinking, hereβs my resume:
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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You forgot to mention that he almost had perfect attendance in school, you butthole. It's right there in the resume.
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Please tell me thatβs not actually written on his site somewhere.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Wow and she can lift 80 pounds!
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Holy frickβ¦.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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I know literal r-slurs with better resumes.
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It doesn't look like a very nice nieghbourhood
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That could have been the detail that swung it though. Sometimes interview selection comes down to fine margins.
If I've got two guys both equally experienced in picking up dog poo, I'm gunna pick the one with the best school attendance record. It's all about highlighting your achievements concisely.
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If I'm hiring an r-slured Psych major to walk dogs, then I know the one who put "i didnt miss school that much" on their resume is the more r-slurred one, thus less likely to ask for a raise or graduate from walking dogs.
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To be fair when I was in boy scouts they made such a hullabaloo about how important being an eagle would be in the future. Of course people are going to fall for it and include it
"youll get automatic promotions in the military"
"bosses who were scouts will see it and know you're the real deal" etc
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Look at the mook who thinks critical thinking is the exclusive domain of capitalist pigs who suck the blood of the working class when in reality it's dogwalkers who are the MOST critical thinkers, since dogwalking affords them time to engage in the pure pleasure of expanding their own minds.
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dogwalkers have to pick up the dog shit too right
do you think they have to provide their own bags
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Probably, which is just one more reason we need the r/antiwork movement! Employer-provided bags or the dogwalkers strike!
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Come on don't be unfair there was more than that.
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critically, i think this is a bad CV at 30 years old
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To be fair he probably has a lot of time too ponder while he's walking the dogs.
trans lives matter
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