HELLOOOOO ARRRRRDRAMA!
It’s your host, and the #1 Mascot of rdrama, ME! Zombie Wolf! Here to bring you the recap of all the top drama from January 2022! We’re only one month into the year and so much has already happened both in real life, and in the very backyard of the most terminally online schizios around! Get ready to not read a huuuuuuge longpost! 
Remembering January 6th and the fall of Burgerstan!
Who else remembers the USA before the fascists destroyed it and stole AOC’s shoes? Me either 
Of course the heckin libtards ruining our new fascist America couldn’t help but gloat, cope, and sneethe about it a whole year later.
https://rdrama.net/post/34426/today-we-remember-the-january-6th
https://rdrama.net/post/34653/january-6-never-forget
Russia, Ukraine, and the great big nothingburger!
Wake up babe! Russias going to invade Ukraine just like I said they would! This is the greatest movement of troops since the last time they moved troops! They have to hurry before the snow melts! We’re going to War babe! To waaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!!1!!!
https://rdrama.net/post/38426/ukraine-president-suggests-its-happening
https://rdrama.net/post/37361/ddd-backstabs-ukraine
https://rdrama.net/post/35601/ukraine-dies-friday-12am
Etika NFT’s makes twitter seethe!
@ANTILA produced some amazing nfts to help us celebrate the beautiful life of our fallen friend Etika. Unfortunately the backwards thinkers across all corners of the took what should have been a good thing and turned it sour. Easily THE biggest homegrown bait of January.
https://rdrama.net/post/34764/thanks-for-all-the-laughs-with
https://rdrama.net/post/34618/new-etika-nft-just-dropped
https://rdrama.net/post/34329/twittercels-mad-af-rn
https://rdrama.net/post/34542/bardfinn-is-not-responsible-for-the
The Plight of the Goomblers!
Our esteemed, hardworking, and fairly compensated jannies were gracious enough to improve our drama experience with Gambling! ( Thank you @McCoxmaul!
) R-slurs Users everywhere have been losing their precious dramacoins and marseybux left and right!
@Hotep the #1 Goombler who’s won thousands is almost constantly in a state of brokeness. Please leave a brief statement about your experience in the comments.
https://rdrama.net/post/38492/fuck-you-snappleton-you-aint-shit
Of course the news isn’t all doom and gloom! @The_Homocracy had the brilliant idea to make a gambler addiction to prevent the even dumber-than-usual dramatard from losing all their coin for at least 24 hours! Fantastic!
https://rdrama.net/post/40213/changelog-bunch-of-stuff-marseygambling
LandlordMessiah, Pizzashill, and the not so great nothing burger!
@Landlord_Messiah beefed with yet another power user, SHOCKING I KNOW! But instead of sticking to his guns, and casting down the usurper,
@pizzashill has seemingly abandoned rdrama and fled to Alaska! Is this the end of an Era??
https://rdrama.net/post/39327/offered-pizzashill-the-chance-to-debate
https://rdrama.net/post/39863/pizzashill-is-fricking-done
The Destruction of Doreen, and antiworks splintering!
r/Antiwork’s time in the spotlight has finally come! They’re finally getting their chance to reach out to millions of workers and start a revolution against their oppressors!
Oh wait, it’s their head jannie going on to fox news
She lives in a her mom’s basement and didn’t bother to shower
She’s a transgender dog walker who works 21 hours a week.
And that’s pretty much the end of r/Antiwork! A rousing climax! But there’s more on the horizon as the sub fractures into splinter groups and the head jannies shift to containing all the transphobia drowning out their movement.
https://rdrama.net/post/39124/sooooo-doreen-apparently-has-some-r*pe
https://rdrama.net/post/39154/doreen-posts-to-the-mooonnn-the
https://rdrama.net/post/39186/freshly-leaked-congrats-doreen-for-fragmenting
https://rdrama.net/post/39052/well-yes-i-interviewed-a-30
The Honkocaust! (in progress)
The Leafs managed to find their spine. They’re taking off the state mandatated peepee cage and they’re sperging out in ottawa making lots of soys lose sleep from the constant honking, and lots of kitterinos shit the heckin bed in fear!
We’ll find out in February if they stick the landing or if the gliwies shut it all down… 
https://rdrama.net/post/40402/day-of-the-rake-continues-as
https://rdrama.net/post/40301/cucknadians-marseyrake-requesting-police-assistance-marseyfbi
End of January 2022
That’s the end of the first ever rDrama monthly recap! I hope you found the experience stimulating for goombling addicted brain as I did! Besides goodbye for now there’s only one more thing to say…
What was your favorite drama of January?
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Ay frick you neighbor Imma get it back.
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Frick
@Bartholomew_1 love the alt seeing eye almost as much as Iove saying trans lives matter. !blackjack5000
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Good catch, lol
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@Bartholomew_1 love the alt seeing eye almost as much as Iove saying trans lives matter.
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You can do it buddy
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Level 80?!?!? We’re in trouble there’s no stopping the bone lord now.
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Doreen has been the gift that keeps on giving so I nominate her for queen of the month
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Doreen and the anti work crew are putting in a early bid for drama of the year
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The only disappointing thing with the antiwork drama is that they were back to their normal circlejerk in 48 hours.
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https://rdrama.net/post/39617/i-continue-to-ascend-41k-in
Also you are a shit mascot and nobody likes you
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I think someone is worried because they can’t handle a little competition, and because this is a great idea and you never thought about it.
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Ngl not even I'm neurodivergent enough to put this much effort into a post
Pinned my own thread though for competition
Also check 'em
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I don’t have enough coins to gamble.
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Zombie time!
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Hahaha omg you don't hit on a 13 when the dealer is showing 3 dummy
Here you know what? I'll help you out
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No trans lives matter
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Knowledge!
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Woops got autojannied
Splits and doubles are casino moves that we can't do on here. Splits is splitting a pair, which doesn't matter, and doubles is double down, which just means you should definitely hit for us.
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What does split and doubles mean tho?
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!blackjack895
Yagga
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!blackjack750
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You've done some really good work here but you are way off base.
@Marsey have no idea who this r-slur is. Timing is weird though, he started messaging 
@Marsey and marked 
@Marsey as an enemy basically as soon as 
@Marsey got this account. 
@Marsey would guess he is an opportunist. 
@Marsey support propagating the conspiracy though because it's dramatic, you should make a post. Maybe wait till peak hours.
IN THE FIGHT AGAINST GLOBALISM, BLACK LIVES MATTER
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ummmm sweaty I fail to see me or any of my posts mentioned here, this time its just a warning but please do better.
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Um right how could I have forgotten. Silly me!
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Hi! I made a long butt longpost! Like really long! Can you pin it for me please! It’s a recap of January!
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done king
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Etika NFT wins homegrown drama of the year
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Wish you were there at the sketch.io raid. Bardfinn and her children made 25 accounts just to play games witht he admins! wholesome!
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 1 hours, 16 minutes
Record is 0 days, 14 hours
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Doreen is our January Queen.
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The great unmasking of the Janny and blatant infiltration of antiwork/spinoffs was amazing to see normies react to it.
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Good post, you should make them monthly and there should be a page with these recaps as an easy to read archive.
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Snapshots:
r/Antiwork:
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You forgot the raid on the admin sketch.io and the sneedfest
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gartic.io is good, there's no cussing filters.
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack150
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That's a lot to read but what other tunes you got playa take that thong out ya bussy?
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Hiya fuzzy :3
I'd give you a hug but I erm... uhm... ew, zombie guts. >w<;
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Ahaha
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Darn I completely forgot that the etika punks thing happened this month. It'll be a toss up between Doreen "the heartbreaking machine" and that
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This Month started off a bit slow but ended very strong.
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Etika NFTs hands down.
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Hello please do this retroactively for the other months ty. I will supply a modest dramacoin stipend for your historical undertaking if accomplished.
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I plan on doing the future months. Doing 2021 might be difficult tho.
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Well, yes that's why I wanted you to do it.
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HI ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENT
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There is a grand conspiracy arrayed AGAINST
@Marsey but just like Alex Jones 
@Marsey will continue too fight. The deep state cannot stop me
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