HELLOOOOO ARRRRRDRAMA!

It’s your host, and the #1 Mascot of rdrama, ME! Zombie Wolf! Here to bring you the recap of all the top drama from January 2022! We’re only one month into the year and so much has already happened both in real life, and in the very backyard of the most terminally online schizios around! Get ready to not read a huuuuuuge longpost!

Remembering January 6th and the fall of Burgerstan!

Who else remembers the USA before the fascists destroyed it and stole AOC’s shoes? Me either Of course the heckin libtards ruining our new fascist America couldn’t help but gloat, cope, and sneethe about it a whole year later.

https://rdrama.net/post/34426/today-we-remember-the-january-6th

https://rdrama.net/post/34653/january-6-never-forget

Russia, Ukraine, and the great big nothingburger!

Wake up babe! Russias going to invade Ukraine just like I said they would! This is the greatest movement of troops since the last time they moved troops! They have to hurry before the snow melts! We’re going to War babe! To waaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!!1!!!

https://rdrama.net/post/38426/ukraine-president-suggests-its-happening

https://rdrama.net/post/37361/ddd-backstabs-ukraine

https://rdrama.net/post/35601/ukraine-dies-friday-12am

Etika NFT’s makes twitter seethe!

@ANTILA produced some amazing nfts to help us celebrate the beautiful life of our fallen friend Etika. Unfortunately the backwards thinkers across all corners of the took what should have been a good thing and turned it sour. Easily THE biggest homegrown bait of January.

https://rdrama.net/post/34764/thanks-for-all-the-laughs-with

https://rdrama.net/post/34618/new-etika-nft-just-dropped

https://rdrama.net/post/34329/twittercels-mad-af-rn

https://rdrama.net/post/34542/bardfinn-is-not-responsible-for-the

The Plight of the Goomblers!

Our esteemed, hardworking, and fairly compensated jannies were gracious enough to improve our drama experience with Gambling! ( Thank you @McCoxmaul! ) R-slurs Users everywhere have been losing their precious dramacoins and marseybux left and right!

@Hotep the #1 Goombler who’s won thousands is almost constantly in a state of brokeness. Please leave a brief statement about your experience in the comments.

https://rdrama.net/post/38492/frick-you-snappleton-you-aint-shit

Of course the news isn’t all doom and gloom! @The_Homocracy had the brilliant idea to make a gambler addiction to prevent the even dumber-than-usual dramatard from losing all their coin for at least 24 hours! Fantastic!

https://rdrama.net/post/40213/changelog-bunch-of-stuff-marseygambling

LandlordMessiah, Pizzashill, and the not so great nothing burger!

@Landlord_Messiah beefed with yet another power user, SHOCKING I KNOW! But instead of sticking to his guns, and casting down the usurper, @pizzashill has seemingly abandoned rdrama and fled to Alaska! Is this the end of an Era??

https://rdrama.net/post/39327/offered-pizzashill-the-chance-to-debate

https://rdrama.net/post/39863/pizzashill-is-fricking-done

The Destruction of Doreen, and antiworks splintering!

r/Antiwork’s time in the spotlight has finally come! They’re finally getting their chance to reach out to millions of workers and start a revolution against their oppressors!

Oh wait, it’s their head jannie going on to fox news

She lives in a her mom’s basement and didn’t bother to shower

She’s a transgender dog walker who works 21 hours a week.

And that’s pretty much the end of r/Antiwork! A rousing climax! But there’s more on the horizon as the sub fractures into splinter groups and the head jannies shift to containing all the transphobia drowning out their movement.

https://rdrama.net/post/39124/sooooo-doreen-apparently-has-some-r*pe

https://rdrama.net/post/39154/doreen-posts-to-the-mooonnn-the

https://rdrama.net/post/39186/freshly-leaked-congrats-doreen-for-fragmenting

https://rdrama.net/post/39052/well-yes-i-interviewed-a-30

The Honkocaust! (in progress)

The Leafs managed to find their spine. They’re taking off the state mandatated peepee cage and they’re sperging out in ottawa making lots of soys lose sleep from the constant honking, and lots of kitterinos shit the heckin bed in fear!

We’ll find out in February if they stick the landing or if the gliwies shut it all down…

https://rdrama.net/post/40402/day-of-the-rake-continues-as

https://rdrama.net/post/40301/cucknadians-marseyrake-requesting-police-assistance-marseyfbi

End of January 2022

That’s the end of the first ever rDrama monthly recap! I hope you found the experience stimulating for goombling addicted brain as I did! Besides goodbye for now there’s only one more thing to say…

What was your favorite drama of January?