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Cats are horrible. Post them rootin tootin pupperinos and doggos instead!

Cats are literally vermin and will give you brain parasites if you get too close to them. They also hate you and only want to exploit you for their own benefit.

Dogs, on the other hand, are superior in every way.

Edit: thanks for all your doggos, woofers, puppers, floofs, pupperinos, etc. each and every one of them is a good boi and v. v. heckin handsome!

I'd like to condemn @Gigavaccinator for the ban award which prevented me from participating, because I was too poor to override it due to a gambling addiction.

Sincere thanks to @GovernorOfNewYork for unbanning me.

Very sad to see there's so much hostility towards doggos on this site. Y'all need to flush out these brain worms with a big dose of a miracle from the Lord and get your testosterone levels checked.

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Heckin cute (and valid) pupper!

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:#marseydisagree: :#marseykys2:

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This is a toxoplasmosis-free thread

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They also hate you and only want to exploit you for their own benefit.

So they're dramanauts and therefore based (but also r-slurred)


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What’s next? Posting our shit in the potty?

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Great idea. We can check each other's getting enough fibre.

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We could give coins to the healthiest shit, the largest shit, etc.

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please don't fecesdox using the reflection on the bowl

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i love both cats n dogs but not dogs under 50 lbs tbh. Beautiful coat on your boy 😍

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Thank you. He's only 17 weeks old but already clocking in at 68lbs. Gunna be a chonker!

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Let's see what the Prophet ﷺ tough about this

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Sahih Muslim 24 5248

Maimuna reported that one morning Allah's Messenger ﷺ was silent with grief. Maimuna said: Allah's Messenger, I find a change in your mood today. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: Gabriel had promised me that he would meet me tonight, but he did not meet me. By Allah, he never broke his promises, and Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) spent the day in this sad (mood). Then it occurred to him that there had been a puppy under their cot. He commanded and it was turned out. He then took some water in his hand and sprinkled it at that place. When it was evening Gabriel met him and he said to him: you promised me that you would meet me the previous night. He said: Yes, but we (angels) do not enter a house in which there is a dog or a picture. Then on that very morning he commanded the killing of the dogs until he announced that the dog kept for the orchards should also be killed, but he spared the dog meant for the protection of extensive fields (or big gardens).

:#marseysalat: :#marseysalat: :#marseysalat: :#marseysalat:

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After living on a street with about 5 or 6 shit neighbors and crackheads with multiple barking dogs about a dozen I was almost convinced to convert once I heard this

But if you can't frick the hairy muslim bears what's the point...so my religion remains rdrama user for bussy and marsey.

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Mine

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I had a boxer as a kid, probably the least busted of the bulldog line. Nice choice.

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He's a little monster, they're thinking he's going to get near 90 lbs. So it's going to be real tough breaking the news to him that he's not a lap dog.

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What a good boi.

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This pup is from the shelter I volunteer at. Pretty dope dog.

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Aww, he looks so scrappy. I love him.

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He's sweet as a button.

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Classic dog that. Would definitely have something like that as a second doggo.

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My dog is very cool.

I’m not posting pictures but trust me he is great (amazing, even)

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I trust you

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what breed?

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Stop asking questions

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yeah but what breed?

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Is he a a floof or a shineboi?

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He is a dog

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Floofdoggo or shinepupper?

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Dog

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I just know

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I liked dogs but the worm in my brain is telling me to downvote this.

:marseyhypno: :worm:


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He just wants to talk to your infants up close

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I had a white woman for a next door neighbour with huskies this was my view for years.

:#marseytrollgun:

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Excellent pupperino. I like Huskies myself, but I'm a bit wary of them as they were an enemy breed to my old dog, along with Boxers and Old English Sheepdogs. She absolutely hated them and would always have a pop at these dogs for no reason.

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It's like a reverse

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Blep.

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inhales

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Im going to kill that jpeg with my bare hands

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If you cured toxoplasmosis today, cat lovers would be gone overnight.

Rats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma seem to lose their fear of cats – or at least cat urine. Now Stanford researchers have discovered that the brains of those infected, fearless male rats show activity in the region that normally triggers a mating response when they meet a female rat.

Also explains furries. :marseythumbsup:

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:marseyl:

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They are such funny little grimlins, they would probably get on my nerves if I owned one but i literally cant stop laughing when I see thier r-slurred little faces

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She Belongs To A Female Live Streamer Known For Her America First Live Streams An Past Glory Hole Videos

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he looks like he'll bite you if you look at him weird

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:#marseyponder:

Snapshots:

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I love this marsey :marseylove:

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Hes a lovely doggy and i want to upvote but sadly this is a Marseyphile community and you will NOT disrepect her around here :marseymad:

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Least Deranged /an/ Enjoyer

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agree, great post.

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:#wolfmarseyhead:

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