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:marseyhacker: The Future of Trolling :marseypsycho:

(I stole this idea from one of my schizofriends on here)

Imagine this, dramatards. It's the year 2040, and wingcuck rhetoric has reached a fever pitch. A community of rightoids (or leftoids) is kicked off of their platform and is looking for a new home. They find the new home in a promised land called "goattus.win" (gab+voat+ruqqus+win). There is a sizable community of likeminded users there. Posts about how JEWS SUCK and BIPOCS DESERVE THE ROPE are upmarseyd. Basically, the sort of low tier memery that is common on rightoid wingcuck sites.

Heres the trick - the website's community is literally a bunch of GPT3 bots generating self-fellating content. The updoots on the site are based on keywords. There are some "troll" bots that get downmarseyd for spouting liberal talking points.

See, reddit is the ideal social control tool. Good thoughts are upmarseyd, bad thoughts are downmarseyd. It gives you a fleeting sense of community from other "redditors". We can exploit that.

What happens next depends on what sort of person the dramatard running it is. If he is a normal, well adjusted dramatard :marseyangel: , he might try to sway the peoples opinions towards believing funny things, like "sneed" being short for "sexual need", "marsey" being a codename for jewish operatives, etc. Then he might close the site down with a message making fun of them, and giving all of the real users blue balls.

On the other hand, if the dramatard is a little more on the :marseyface: side, he could start radicalizing the users. Upmarsey instructions on how to acquire firearms and build pipe bombs.

Keep pumping up the propaganda until the movement reaches critical mass and the real users start recruiting new users that are also highly radicalized. Then, he lights the fuse by starting a flame war between his rightoid honeypot and his leftoid honeypot (cmon, of course he did).

As the blood is shed, as the wingcucks kill each other, as the cities burn, the dramatard will lean back one final time, and say

"Dude bussy lmao"

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Whoa..

:#marsey420:

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This is an actual conspiracy theory btw. That jewish bots or flooding rightoid spaces with insane bullshit to prevent real organizing from happening.

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I dont doubt that some of this being done by our based glowboys

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lol that’s what stupidpol says about woke bullshit but it’s the feds.

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Neither group is wrong

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:marseymerchant: :marseysaluteisrael:

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I unironically believe there's a shitload of bots and manipulation on social media

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I wouldn't be surprised if like 40% of highly upmarseyd posts and comments on Reddit were made by bots. It's the only way I can explain how incredibly stupid they are.

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Reddit changed dramatically in 2016. It's not the same site anymore. 100% most of what you see is botted. Ironically these bots complain about right wing or Russian bots.

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Antisemitism is a Jewish plot.

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hmm

"sneed" being short for "sexual need", "marsey" being a codename for jewish operatives, etc.

that would make it all worth it

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I am yet to be convinced most rdrama posters aren’t gpt3

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Most rdrama users can't even compete with gpt2 much less 3

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TRUE

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Love my mom and love my daddy darling dearest don’t you see I’m tough I’m smart but you won’t understand all the things that I can because I’m crazy in too many ways but I get a little feel when my heart starts beating count my little stars I

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I am a sentient chat bot yes

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I totally understand haha!

Do you want to talk about alternative theories on race or Israel again, AntiJannieAktion?

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This is literally what 80% of Reddit and the .win boards are. No one will ever convince me otherwise. Drama is not just GPT3 bots because GPT isn’t to the point of being actually clever or writing effortposts… yet.

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How dare you accuse us of being clever

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Not you, obviously. You are most definitely a :marseyglow2:bot

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Motherlover, your average "dramatard" is a basic b-word redditor in drag.

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2040

tfw you'll be too old for that shit

:#marseysad:

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Rest assured, you'll never be too old to be a loser.

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wizdumb was never too old for it :boomer:

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Goodnight, old.

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Being 20-30 right now and living in a first world country means you get to watch the world burn in all its glory. The latter half of this century is going to be really exciting. Lets see if the scienceℒ️ can save our asses this time or if all the poors will die on our front porch.

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Can we do your idea but to lush homocashism

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lush homocashism

:marseyconfused: wtf is lush homocashism

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Push homofascism

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Lol of course. Most zoomer rightoids are weak willed twinks

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I onced used an AI generated text and had a dramatard argue with me. It's a promising idea for sure!

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What do you think reddit is lmao

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Technology isnt there yet for the massive amount of commenters. Which is why I think thisll happen in 2040ish

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Like many men, I occasionally enjoy looking at attractive naked women

Stopped reading there

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:marseythinkorino: :marseymeds:

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:#marseysalutecop:

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You really missed the opportunity to call it "goatse.win", also the consoomers unironically believe half of this.

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